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The series was originally pitched to [[Fox TV|Fox]] in 2003 as a story exclusively about people breaking out of prison, but studio execs pointed out that either those people would eventually succeed in breaking out of prison, in which case the series would be [[You Are Dead|over]], or else the plot would never go anywhere, in which case the series would be ''[[Lost]].''
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The series was originally pitched to [[Fox TV|Fox]] in 2003 as a story exclusively about people breaking out of prison, but studio execs pointed out that either those people would eventually succeed in breaking out of prison, in which case the series would be [[You Are Dead|over]], or else the plot would never go anywhere, in which case the series would be ''[[Lost (TV series)|Lost]].''
   
In 2004, creater Paul Scheuring re-pitched the series as nothing but scenes of people pointing guns at each other. Studio execs loved the idea, and the show premiered on August 29, 2005.
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In 2004, creator Paul Scheuring re-pitched the series as nothing but scenes of people pointing guns at each other. Studio execs loved the idea, and the show premiered on August 29, 2005.
 
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==Season Synopsis==
 
==Season Synopsis==
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:Teabag: ''Okay.''
   
For several weeks, every time Scofield tries to do something, something inconvenient happens, and he begins to scowl. Finally, he and Burrows break out of prison, along with Teabag, a mafia guy who is irrelevant to the plot, a Mexican who is irrelevant to the plot, and various other people who are ultimately irrelevant to the plot.
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For several weeks, every time Scofield tries to do something, something inconvenient happens, and he scowls about it. Finally, he and Burrows break out of prison, along with Teabag and a mafia guy who is irrelevant to the plot, a Mexican who is irrelevant to the plot, and various other people who are, ultimately, irrelevant to the plot.
   
 
===Season 2: "People Pointing Guns at Each Other"===
 
===Season 2: "People Pointing Guns at Each Other"===
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:Scofield (scowling): ''No.''
 
:Scofield (scowling): ''No.''
 
:Dr. Tancredi: ''Nigga say WHAT?!''
 
:Dr. Tancredi: ''Nigga say WHAT?!''
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The show's writers also created an additional template for standard usage in gun-pointing scenes:
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:Burrows or Scofield (scowling)(pointing gun at someone): ''Aha! You're mine now, sucker!''
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:Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: ''Excellent job, man. Now kill him!''
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:Burrows or Scofield (scowling): ''I don't know, should I?''
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:Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: ''Of course you should!''
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:Borrows or Scofield (scowling): ''No, Michael or Lincoln, you can't allow the thirst for vengeance to blind you.''
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:Someone else: ''What? Don't listen to this moron, just shoot him!''
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:Someone else: ''Don't do it, Lincoln or Michael!''
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:Scofield (scowling) or Borrows: ''Just kill him already!''
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:Burrows or Scofield (scowling): ''We're not like them, Michael or Lincoln.''
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:Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: ''You're right. I'm sparing your life, for now. Just don't come pointing a gun at us in a later episode.''
   
 
==Tokenism==
 
==Tokenism==
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:'''Italian''': ''John Abruzzi.'' A mafia don and highly superstitious Catholic.
 
:'''Italian''': ''John Abruzzi.'' A mafia don and highly superstitious Catholic.
:'''Mexican''': ''Fernando Sucre.'' A car thief whose sole motivation in life is a desire to get laid.
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:'''Hispanic''': ''Fernando Sucre.'' A car thief whose sole motivation in life is a desire to get laid.
 
:'''Black''': ''Benjamin "C-Note" Franklin.'' A veteran from "da hood" who still uses his gangsta name.
 
:'''Black''': ''Benjamin "C-Note" Franklin.'' A veteran from "da hood" who still uses his gangsta name.
 
:'''Southern''': ''Theodore "Teabag" Bagwell.'' A child-raping pervert whose parents were related.
 
:'''Southern''': ''Theodore "Teabag" Bagwell.'' A child-raping pervert whose parents were related.
 
:'''Asian''': ''Bill Kim.'' An insufferable and annoying little man you want to kick in the nuts. Probably good at math.
 
:'''Asian''': ''Bill Kim.'' An insufferable and annoying little man you want to kick in the nuts. Probably good at math.
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:'''Jewish''': ''Paul Kellerman.'' A rich, cheap, and sneaky snob whose last name ends with "man." Works for the government.
   
 
Clearly, the show's tokenism has achieved its goal of being the most politically correct piece of writing on any network.
 
Clearly, the show's tokenism has achieved its goal of being the most politically correct piece of writing on any network.
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==Female characters==
 
==Female characters==
   
People Pointing Guns at Each Other has only three female characters, making it the biggest sausage-fest on television. This chart should help you keep them straight:
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People Pointing Guns at Each Other has only four female characters, making it the biggest sausage-fest on television. This chart should help you keep them straight:
 
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!width=140px| [[Amanda Steele, Action Cop|Kung Fu skills]]?
 
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|Veronica Donovan
 
|Veronica Donovan
 
|Robin Tunney
 
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|Sarah Tancredi
 
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[[Image:Jodilynn.jpg|left|thumb|175px|Gretchen's legs: Teabag tested, General approved.]]
 
[[Image:Jodilynn.jpg|left|thumb|175px|Gretchen's legs: Teabag tested, General approved.]]
In Season 4, Fox executives took steps to reduce the sausagefestishness of the series with a ridiculous scene involving Jodi Lynn O'Keefe removing her clothes:
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In Season 4, Fox executives took steps to reduce the [[Sausage Festival|sausagefestishness]] of the series with a ridiculous scene involving Jodi Lynn O'Keefe removing her clothes:
   
 
:Gretchen: ''I need to seduce The General to steal his Scylla card.'' (Don't ask)
 
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:Gretchen: ''I am removing my pants.''
 
:Gretchen: ''I am removing my pants.''
 
:Teabag: ''Even though I am a rapist of young boys, I approve of your legs.''
 
:Teabag: ''Even though I am a rapist of young boys, I approve of your legs.''
 
   
   
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Prisonlogo copy

Promo from the season 2 premiere.

“How do I know I should watch this?”
~ You on People Pointing Guns at Each Other
“You don't.”
~ Michael Scofield on your question

People Pointing Guns at Each Other, known in its first season as Prison Break, is an American serial drama television series. The series revolves around two brothers who run around the Western Hemisphere pointing guns at people and having guns pointed at them. First, however, they break out of prison.

Pris

A typical scene from People Pointing Guns at Each Other.

The series was originally pitched to Fox in 2003 as a story exclusively about people breaking out of prison, but studio execs pointed out that either those people would eventually succeed in breaking out of prison, in which case the series would be over, or else the plot would never go anywhere, in which case the series would be Lost.

In 2004, creator Paul Scheuring re-pitched the series as nothing but scenes of people pointing guns at each other. Studio execs loved the idea, and the show premiered on August 29, 2005.

edit Season Synopsis

edit Season 1: "Prison Break"

The first season follows the rescue of Lincoln Burrows, a man sentenced to die, from a maximum security prison by his younger brother Michael Scofield, a man who is completely unable to speak without scowling.

Teabags

Two organic Tetley tea bags.

Scofield and Burrows encounter a series of challenges while trying to break out of prison. One of the first is a man named "Teabag" who is constantly raping boys and drinking tea. Fortunately, Scofield is able to dissuade him, in this riveting exchange from episode 12:
Teabag: Hey, there, Pretty. I'm gonna rape me some boys.
Scofield (scowling): Stop raping boys.
Teabag: Okay.

For several weeks, every time Scofield tries to do something, something inconvenient happens, and he scowls about it. Finally, he and Burrows break out of prison, along with Teabag and a mafia guy who is irrelevant to the plot, a Mexican who is irrelevant to the plot, and various other people who are, ultimately, irrelevant to the plot.

edit Season 2: "People Pointing Guns at Each Other"

Having escaped prison, Scofield and Burrows set to work on the meat of the series: pointing guns at people and having guns pointed at them.

During this season, approximately 90% of all scenes are based on this dialogue template:

Evil Person: I am pointing a gun at you.
Scofield (scowling): Then I will do what you say.
Burrows (sneaking up behind Evil Person): A-ha! Now I am pointing a gun at you!
Scofield (scowling): Now you must do what we say.
Evil Person: DAMN YOU, MICHAEL SCOFIELD!

Over the course of season 2, there are seven hundred and thirty-four scenes involving someone being held at gunpoint, and three scenes in which a gun is actually discharged.

edit Season 3: "Prison Break, Again"

Ratings for Season 2 were disappointing, and Fox executives decided that the show should be renamed back to "Prison Break." As such, they sent Scofield to a prison in Panama.

This prison had no guards and no security, and was run by inmates. Thus, all Scofield actually had to do to break out was dig a hole. In order to fill time, writers decided to intersperse shots of Scofield digging a hole with shots of Jodi Lynn O'Keefe, who is hot.

The season became widely renowned for being the most pointless thing ever written. Fortunately, due to the 2007-2008 Writers Guild Strike, it was mercifully short.

Gremo

Jodi Lynn O'Keefe, about to point this big gun at someone.

edit Season 4: "Okay, it's People Pointing Guns at Each Other"

Ratings for Season 3 were disappointing, and Fox executives decided that the show should be renamed back to "People Pointing Guns at Each Other." Scofield and Burrows are sent back to Los Angeles for no conceivable reason, where they spend several weeks pointing guns at Jodi Lynn O'Keefe, who, in case you didn't catch it last time, is hot. On occasion, she points a gun back at them.

This plot proved too thin even for the low standards of Fox, who decided to add a subplot involving Michael Scofield getting nosebleeds, and a hot doctor nagging him to go to the hospital. Thus, several scenes were added with the following dialogue:

Dr. Tancredi: Michael, your nose is bleeding!
Scofield (scowling): I'm fine.
Dr. Tancredi: Let's get you to a hospital!
Scofield (scowling): No.
Dr. Tancredi: Nigga say WHAT?!

The show's writers also created an additional template for standard usage in gun-pointing scenes:

Burrows or Scofield (scowling)(pointing gun at someone): Aha! You're mine now, sucker!
Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: Excellent job, man. Now kill him!
Burrows or Scofield (scowling): I don't know, should I?
Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: Of course you should!
Borrows or Scofield (scowling): No, Michael or Lincoln, you can't allow the thirst for vengeance to blind you.
Someone else: What? Don't listen to this moron, just shoot him!
Someone else: Don't do it, Lincoln or Michael!
Scofield (scowling) or Borrows: Just kill him already!
Burrows or Scofield (scowling): We're not like them, Michael or Lincoln.
Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: You're right. I'm sparing your life, for now. Just don't come pointing a gun at us in a later episode.

edit Tokenism

People Pointing Guns at Each Other is well known for its tokenism, whereby it includes characters from every minority in order to be politically correct. Token characters include:

Italian: John Abruzzi. A mafia don and highly superstitious Catholic.
Hispanic: Fernando Sucre. A car thief whose sole motivation in life is a desire to get laid.
Black: Benjamin "C-Note" Franklin. A veteran from "da hood" who still uses his gangsta name.
Southern: Theodore "Teabag" Bagwell. A child-raping pervert whose parents were related.
Asian: Bill Kim. An insufferable and annoying little man you want to kick in the nuts. Probably good at math.
Jewish: Paul Kellerman. A rich, cheap, and sneaky snob whose last name ends with "man." Works for the government.

Clearly, the show's tokenism has achieved its goal of being the most politically correct piece of writing on any network.

edit Female characters

People Pointing Guns at Each Other has only four female characters, making it the biggest sausage-fest on television. This chart should help you keep them straight:

Character Actress Improbably hot? Kung Fu skills?
Veronica Donovan Robin Tunney Not really. No.
Sofia Lugo Danay Garcia Yes. No.
Sarah Tancredi Sara Wayne Callies Definitely. No.
Gretchen Susan B. Morgan Anthony Jodi Lynn O'Keefe I need to change my pants. Yes.
Jodilynn

Gretchen's legs: Teabag tested, General approved.

In Season 4, Fox executives took steps to reduce the sausagefestishness of the series with a ridiculous scene involving Jodi Lynn O'Keefe removing her clothes:

Gretchen: I need to seduce The General to steal his Scylla card. (Don't ask)
Teabag: What do you suppose we should do?
Gretchen: I am removing my pants.
Teabag: Even though I am a rapist of young boys, I approve of your legs.


This scene caused People Pointing Guns at Each Other to achieve its highest rating in three years: seventeen people watched it. As such, a similar scene was hastily slapped together.

Gretchen: I want to be your friend.
Dr. Tancredi: That is a problem, because I hate you.
Gretchen: Then I am going to remove my shirt so you can beat me.
Dr. Tancredi: I am not impressed by your svelte back, but I will still engage in some erotic S&M play with you.

edit Recurring Themes

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Fox's focus group testing suggested that audiences really dig watching people dig.

There are several recurring themes in People Pointing Guns At Each Other:

edit The digging of holes

The show features the digging of more holes than any serial drama in television history. Also featured are people climbing through holes and people fighting over who's going to dig the next hole. It's suspected that the reason the show was moved to Panama in Season 3 is that the Panama Canal, when you think about it, is just a really long hole.
For this reason, the show is wildly popular among the mole people demographic.

edit Dead characters inexplicably coming back to life.

  • In Season 1, Terrence Steadman is shot in the head. He inexplicably comes back to life.
  • In Season 2, Paul Kellerman is shot by three men with machine guns. He inexplicably comes back to life.
  • In Season 3, Sarah Tancredi's head is cut off with a knife. She inexplicably comes back to life.
  • In Season 4, Gretchen Morgan is shot in the head. She inexplicably comes back to life.
  • In Season 5, Heath Ledger will be joining the regular cast.
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Sarah Tancredi found decapitation slightly inconvenient.

Because of the high number of such resurrections in Season 4, executives considered renaming the show "People Coming Back From the Dead." However, there was some concern that new viewers would tune in expecting a show about zombies, and, upon realizing that they were watching a serial drama about people digging holes while pointing guns at each other, would become angry and confused.

Also, there was concern that such a name would ruin what little suspense the show contained, because the only plot twists in Season 4 involved people coming back from the dead.

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