Prince Vegeta
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| Vegeta | |
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| Height: | Short (napoleon complex)
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| Occupation: | fighter
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| Catchphrase: | IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
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| Geisenheim Factor: | 300
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| Hitlerism Percentage: | 99,9%
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| Favorite Dish: | Aliens
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| Hobbies: | killing,training,freaking people out and killing Nappa |
“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!”
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[edit] Vegeta facts
Can't stop bitchin about Goku for kickin his ass!
He changes hair and clothing color in π seconds divided by 2,6 but only in summer! TRUE FACT!
Vegeta, as stated by colleges, is said to be proud, cocky, self absorbed and egotistical.
He once joined bodies with goku by the awsome power of sex, gay dance fusion...
Vegeta is notorious for losing at everything, especially fighting. He won a second place award for losing in battle. He lost first place to Krillin.
Was bullied relentlessly by Broly "The Legendary Super Saiyan" as a child. Causing Vegeta to adopt a "forced, tought guy persona."
Was voted #1 Whiner of the year for twelve years straight for endlessly bitching about "Kakarot." But lost the thirteenth year to Hayden Christiansen after admitting Goku was the best.
He has this thing for the moon that makes him reveal his giant monkey form everytime he sees it.
“what does the scouter say about the dinner bill?”
“OVER... well, 8999 actually. Its precisely 9000.”
Prince Vegeta is Prince of the Saiyans, savior of the Earth
[edit] Relationships
Has attempted to get girlfriends on countless occasions but almost always fails.
Gets married to bulma.
Was disowned by his father "King Vegeta" after King Vegeta saw him doing the fusion dance with Goku.
In the end justice prevails and The Great Semenman appears!!
[edit] Family
Vegeta has two children, Trunks and Bra. Trunks is a goodie goodie boy who is very straight and likes to use his mommy as a sex slave. Bra takes after her mother in the fact that she is a slut. She aims to break her mother`s record and sleep with even more characters than she has. Like her mother, she is a bisexual, and Zarbon has also had her when she bas eating out Pan.
[edit] Vegeta with Bulma and Big Time Lows
Vegeta actually beats Bulma and doesn't like sex with out lots of bondage gear while being beaten severely along with Bulma. It really boosts Vegeta's sexual arousal. He doesn't actually screw Bulma (due to getting angry and turning super saiyaho and "Final Flashing" his wife's lips between the hips). Vegeta has been to court many times thanks to his anger for losing against the computer in Tenkaichi 3. It was on the hard difficulty setting. Vegeta got extremely angry and beat Bulma and Trunks for not being able to hit his enemy with the "Final Explosion" move with Majin Vegeta. When Bra was born, Vegeta hit a real low which is when he had hit and caught a really bad case of "Emoism" and cut his hair shorter to look like Gohan and Yamcha. Vegeta is currently on trial for eating all the pizzas at an all you can eat restaurant. The cook claims that Vegeta said he will "Galick Gun" his ass if he doesn't cook more pizzas for him and lose to him in a few rounds of Shin Budokai to build his self esteem
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