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Primordial soup (also known as "primordial ooze") was the first soup ever. All other soups were descended from this first protoplasmic soup.
edit History of Primordial Soup
The Book of Evogenesis of the Holy Babel records that the primordial soup existed in the beginning. It also claims that Charles Darwin (the founder and First prophet of Evolutionism) asked the God of Evolutionism (a.k.a. The First Organism) to create for him a primordial ooze for him and many witnessed thereof unto it and converted to the Religion of Evolutionism on the spot.
The Primordial Soup has many other fables, myths, and legends surrounding it. For example, you can claim a bounty from the Church of Evolutionism if you can create an pure example of a primordial soup, and an even bigger bounty if you can create life from the primordial ooze, preferably utilizing some form of lightning.
Reports by caveman food critics claimed that primordial soup tasted like a mix between Cream of Mushroom soup and Satan. Satan has declined to comment at this point, although he's generally thought of as a jerk who shouldn't be commenting on this sort of thing anyway.
edit Recipe for making Primordial Soup
It is suitable for vegetarians, but may contain traces of nuts.
- Zeus's Mighty Lightning Bow
- Zeus's Mighty Arrow of Lightning
- The First Organism Special Permission Certificate
- Gather any kind of elements you are able to find in the Creation of Earth. Mix well.
- Load the Arrow of Lightning into the Bow.
- Aim and shoot at the mixture.
- Simmer and wait.
If you see Evolution's Army coming out of the soup, you are successful in creating the Primordial Soup. If you wait for many thousands of millennii, you might also have a chance to see Homo sapiens (a.k.a Humans) emerging. If you do not see anything happening, too bad. But keep trying. You never know.