Preps
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“OH MY GOOD. Those girls are like, so mean! lolmao! I hate people that talk behind their backs!”
~ Preps texting other preps on Mean girls
“I believe the best way to kill off preps is to convince everyone over 40 that all Young people are preps, meaning the over 40's will become preps and embarrass their preppy offspring”
~ Oscar Wilde on How to wipe out preps
“OMIGOD! Uncyclopedia is sooooooooooooooooooooo not cool!”
~ Preps on Uncyclopedia
“I believe that like, everyone should dress like me, Cuz like, all other people are inferior, so everyone should be young and fit like me. Inferior means, like, stupid and ugly, right?”
~ Preps on everyone else
“I dress like every other one of my friends to express myself!”
~ Preps on the only thing important in life
“To find the intelligence of a group of preps, first take the average IQ of each prep, and then divide that by the number of preps in the group”
~ A cynical statistician on prep mob intelligence
“Dude theres teh preps lets show them that we are fvcking brutal and kick their asses!!”
~ Metalhead on Preps
“Preps can go fuck themselves.”
~ Rockers on Preps
“They make me want to cut myself.”
~ Emo on Preps
“Yo motherfuckers wut doh fuck are you doing with that bling!?”
~ Real Gangstas on Preps
“HRRRRHUUUHM! MOOHOUCHHOUUUMFRH!!”
~ Chewbacca on Preps
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[edit] Groups of people that preps hate
- Metalheads
- Hippies
- Rockers
- Goths
- Geeks
- Real Gangstas
- People richer than them
- People who don't use windows
- Their Friends
- Anyone who doesn't fit into a group
- Kakashi
- Emos/anyone who listens to anything but rap
- Chuck Norris.
- Uncyclopedia Users (see above)
- You
- FAT ASSES!
In fact...Look out your window (if you use one), if you see anything that is NOT a prep, they hate it....in fact, they hate other preps as well.
[edit] Reproduction
Preps are among the most shallow creatures on the planet, they can reproduce at a extremely fast pace. To them, the appearance of a potential mate takes precedence over all other aspects. The female prep will try to seek out the male prep (jock)who is the most morally and intellectually bankrupt individuals they can find,(the dumber the better). The mating ritual can take place in the backseat of an SUV, in the parking lot at the prom, in the bathroom of an expensive restaurant before the prom, in a limousine on the way to the prom, on their mate's lawn after the prom, or anywhere else that they're just barely likely to be caught by another prep with a camera phone. The material from these videos can boost the popularity with other preps and cause rivalry between partners.
[edit] How To Destroy a Prep
- You MUST destroy their reputation and sabotage their life!
- For ideas check out the movie [mean girls] =)
- Don't correct them when they say "Is that the one where we go outside", regarding a tornado drill.
- Compressed-Gas Nail Gun to the face!
- Close down Taco Bell.
- Close down American Eagle
- Light Aeropostle on fire. With them wearing it.
- Play Slayer on a loudspeaker.
- Play Cradle of Filth on a loudspeaker.
- Take them to any of the above bands in concert or feed them to the members of GWAR.
- Poison their pot.
[edit] History of the Prep
The very first Prep was born, October 97th, 1458, when Queen Elizabeth and Oscar Wilde had their secret love child, whose name is not officially documented, but is rumored to be named Anita Polo. Anita Polo leaped out of Queen Elizabeth's ... and loudly proclaimed "I AM THE MOVIE!", to which the doctor replied, "Which movie?" "Mean Girls" replied the baby, and in just 18 short years, Preppiness had spread throughout the entire world, especially America. Also, the biggest preps in the world live in Weatherford, Texas. Therefore, visit, point, and laugh at them while making clever jokes that they have no hope of understanding.
[edit] Becoming a Prep
First you have to win the lottery. Then you have to buy a lot of scrap that no-one really likes but is expensive (i.e. polos, yachts, Volvos, Bmws, polos, stocks, polos, Britney Spears albums, polos, etc) Then have you have to pepper your speech with intelligent phrases such as "Oh my god!" and "like totally!" Then you have to walk beneath a falling piano, because you no longer have any chance to benefit society, and should do us all a favor and die.
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