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  • …that every single person is unique, except you?
  • …that you're a burden to society?
  • …that the cheese growing between my toes needs a rebuttal as soon as possible?
  • …that bad arguments are just as good as good ones? Because I said so?
  • …that Jesus stole my girlfriend? Yeah, she left a note on the fridge. Said he had a cool hippie look and sandals. That bitch.
  • …that in Russia, reversals reverse reversions?
  • …that being dumped is just being picked up in reverse?
  • …that walking is like running very slowly?
  • …that shopping without a shopping list is like editing the "Did You Know" list without knowing what the fuck you're doing?
  • …that a threesome is fun even if you reproduce asexually? Don't ask me how I know.
  • …that necromancy is just another way of getting a date, and that you shouldn't judge me?
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