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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.
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| The American Dream in its most powerful and subversive guise. One addiction to rule them all... |
A hauntingly compelling vision of crash consumerism in Mona Lisa Overdrive, the American Dream continues to call its public on closer to the precipice of overweight hubris. The most successful public relations campaign of all time, even exceeding that of Stephen King and surprise silent partner Jimmy Carter's conspiracy to Scare the Hell Out of Everbody at $36 a hardcover pop, this barbecue heat-shimmering vision transcends all times, all moral values, and all tax classifications. What is this silent killer, and why does it draw the ambitious onward like trailer park girls to a free keg party?…
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Society in the News
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| "Holy shit, an UnNews reporter and comedic god actually watched my piss poor excuse for a show?..." |
NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Jon Stewart, comedian news reporter for the Daily Show, has apparently plagiarized an UnNews column wrote on the 14th of June, titled UnNews:Obama rewards terrorists. Stewart's piece, titled "Guantanamo Baywatch - Uighur, Please", was a thinly veiled remake of the article already appearing on the awarding winning UnNews.
Charges of plagiarism are serious, and outside opinions usually sought, even in obvious cases. New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd was asked for her opinion, she being an expert in plagiarism.…
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“Philosophy is the phine art oph phucking the brain with phact-phree conjecture.”
- ~ Popular Belief on modern philosophy
Did you know...
- …that letting other people do it is
- …that being dumped is just being picked up in reverse?
- …that anti-intellectualism be good?
- …that you're a burden to society?
- …that the cheese growing between my toes needs a rebuttal as soon as possible?
- …that necromancy is just another way of getting a date, and that you shouldn't judge me?
- …that picking up chicks is as easy as i, 0, e, π?
- …that walking is like running very slowly?
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