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{{Q|My body is not ready for that.|[[Who?|Paul Erdős]]|[[Ultimate Question|The Collatz Conjecture]].}}
 
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{{Q|I have a strange feeling that whenever I know how fast I am going, I don't know where I am|[[Werner Heisenberg]]|[[Movement]].}}
   
 
{{Q|[[Scientology|Science]] is for fags.|[[Albert Einstein]]|[[Faggot|fags]].}}
 
{{Q|[[Scientology|Science]] is for fags.|[[Albert Einstein]]|[[Faggot|fags]].}}

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This is a page where you can add quotes made by a scientist, or quotes by anyone on science or scientists, or quotes made by people posing as scientists, or quotes about something you think may be connected to science in some mysterious way. Remember, we always check our sources here in Uncyclopedia, so if you come up with a quote by Oscar Wilde about Albert Einstein, you can be sure that we will check if Oscar really said that. If he did, we will add it to the template. Otherwise we will add it to the template. It's easier for us if the quotes are formatted this way:

“I had nothing to do with this.”
~ Alfred Nobel on Dynamite.

- but if they aren't and are good otherwise, no problem.


Quotes

Add your quotes here, below that line there. Down there.


“I feel the same way.”
“My body is not ready for that.”
“I have a strange feeling that whenever I know how fast I am going, I don't know where I am”
Science is for fags.”
“No. That's someone else.”
“I had nothing to do with this”
~ Alfred Nobel on the national job crisis.
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