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- ...that the Wheel has been patented three times. Twice as a circular object.
- ...that Minecraft is an accurate model of the Universe to 18 decimal places? (pictured)
- ...that rectal bleeding is a natural part of Puberty?
- ...that Evolution is just a guess?
- ...that all rectangles are also squares?
- ...that Labrador mice are the only race of mice to survive in labradories?
- ...that, despite what your 10th grade Chemistry teacher said, neutralizing 4 M of NaOH using a buret is not particularly exciting?
- ...that most of the chemical reaction labs in Chemistry class produce meth in the end?
- ...that you have no life?
- ...that sherlock holmes smokes opium every tuesday to prevent tooth loss?
- ...that 70% of all berries contain napalm?
- ...that "real" cheese can take anything up to 17 weeks to pass through the digestive tract?
- ...that modern DIGITAL thermometers are more sensitive than modern ANALOG thermometers because they are short?
- ...that if you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time, you risk lacerating your kidneys?
- ...that if you add 30cl of CuS04 to grape juice, you get a glass of pinot grigio?
- ...that your dentist is not an alcoholic?
- ...that you actually left your house keys in a hole in space-time?
- ...that tomatoes are actually a type of dolphin?