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A list of very very very important and crucial scientific articles that somehow, despite all, seem to be lacking scientific validity. Please give us a hand: run spell checks, improve the articles overall, or do whole rewrites if you spot a need.

edit After rewriting an article...

...please leave a message on my talk page. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:25, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Get to it!

  • Global warming. This is a good controversial subject, and it seems it only needs a bit of polishing, language-wise.
  • Astronomy. One of the editors of this portal doesn't find "lolololol" amusing in almost any context. If you don't either, please give us a hand.
  • Astronaut. At least typos. Many good ideas, worth going through. I would also remove the Oscar Wilde-quote - or change it into something a bit less time-machiney.
  • Alpha Centauri. Ideas seem at least workable for the most part, could be written a lot better. A tiny pinch of subtlety might do the trick. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:53, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Aesthetic efficiency. A very good idea, well worth a rewrite.
  • Anti-Light. Likewise a good idea, nothing much to change, maybe just replace the more standard emo and gay jokes with something else. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Astrology. At least a spell check.
  • Archaeology. The final chapters need some funny.
  • Greek mythology. Starts out really good, basic idea is good, flops quick and hard. This would be good so please.
  • Laws of Anime Physics
    • Discussion moved to talk page. IronLung 07:37, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Energy Spell check, image or two. I'll do it!

edit Mindless Bot Dump

The following is a bot generated list of Science articles needing to be fixed. This includes everything in the Science category and its immediate subcategories that were also in a "fix this" category (ICU and WIP being excluded, as they will probably be deleted before anyone notices them on this list.) I also did some quick manual pruning to correct obvious false errors. --Mnb'z 05:17, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Atomic bomb
  2. Beta
  3. Care Bear Heroin
  4. Carl Gustav Jung
  5. Cecil
  6. Compassion-deficit hyperabusive disorder
  7. Denis Leary
  8. Doctor Who
  9. DVD
  10. Fiction
  11. Fnord
  12. Gene Simmons
  13. George Carlin
  14. Governmentium
  15. Halogens
  16. Intelligent Math
  17. Jesusaurus Rex
  18. Macintosh is Satan
  19. Media
  20. Metal Arms
  21. Ministry of arbitary units
  22. Pascal's wager
  23. Puppy dog tail
  24. Richard Dawkins
  25. Scanger
  26. SCC
  27. Sintu Cloven
  28. Sociology
  29. Spice
  30. Superego
  31. Taxidermy
  32. Television
  33. Theodicy
  34. Thomas Hobbes & The Pessimists
  35. Transmoglification
  36. Unternet
  37. Water computer
  38. Web 2.0
  39. Wisdom
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