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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Pregnancy portal.

The home of all sick abortion jokes, retarded mpreg jokes, and creepy pregnancy erotica pregnancy related articles on Uncyclopedia.


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MamaLuigi

Mama Luigi is the identity Luigi takes after giving birth to Yoshi's egg. While initially confused by the sudden appearance of Yoshi's egg, she quickly discovers her mother's instincts and raises Yoshi to be a big responsible dinosaur. She later gives birth to a couple other children and they all live happily ever after.

The mamafication of Luigi took place somewhere in Dinosaur World. While peacefully walking through Dinosaur World, Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach stumble upon a place called Dome City. Upon entering the city, a pack of dangerous reptilian creatures suddenly appear out of nowhere and attack the threesome. Oh, and there's also a black cock flying around. Luigi is separated from the others and is attacked by a really fat reptile which causes an earthquake by moving its feet. A fissure is created and Luigi unpreventably falls into it. After falling for a couple hours, Luigi spots a P-Balloon, commonly known as a "Magic Balloon". Luigi manages to land on it and its pregnancy-inducing magic activates, instantly implanting an egg into Luigi's magically created womb. (more...)

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IPreg by OgreMage

Apple's newest fertility treatment, the iPreg.

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Did you know that:

  • ...Jamie Lynn Spears is an American actress and the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. She is perhaps best known for playing the teenager Zoey Brooks on the Nickelodeon television show, Zoey 101, and for getting knocked up?
  • ...To fight abortion, the church invented the doctrine of baptismal regeneration, sending all unbaptized babies to hell?
  • ...Gay Luigi is a pawn of Satan, gay, has many sexy forms, and as of today, can spray magical pee in people's faces?
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