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In what is obviously the important news story of the day, Jessica Simpson is showing off her baby bump.

Just one week after announcing her second pregnancy, American recording artist Jessica Simpson is already flaunting her pregnant belly. In a photo posted by herself on twitter, Jessica Simpson is seen posing in a flower bikini. In addition to revealing what Jessica Simpson's pregnant belly looks like, the photo also reveals what Jessica Simpson looks like when photographed with a $50 camera and the clutter currently on her bathroom sink. The picture, taken during Simpson's vacation in Hawaii, is the first photo of Jessica Simpson's second pregnancy, and a quite newsworthy event. (more...}

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Did you know that:

  • ...Pregnancy is a parasitic and sexually transmitted disease that is commonly suffered by female mammals and reptiles, including women?
  • ...Antbortion is a more natural alternative to abortion?
  • ...Newtis Newtfield briefly lived in Miranda Cosgrove's uterus?
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