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Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God

“I am God, in my own little world.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God
“I was an atheist, before I realized I was God!”
~ Simon Cowell on the many forms of God

Supernatural powers come in many forms, from the tingly spidey-sense of Spiderman to the Squeak-Vomit Attack of Pikachu. Of course the epynonymous hero, Superman, has a whole bunch of them.

But nobody is more super than the Christian God. Not even kryptonite can defeat His superpowers.

However, He is definitely limited in His abilities. more


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