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'''History''' is a form of [[propaganda]] dedicated to ensuring that people continue to hear the messages of the ''ancestors''. Anything that does not pertain to History is probably not history. The rest of the future outside [[American history|America]] and Nazi Germany considers this bloody annoying, except for [[France]], who in Modern World History books, as a tribute to their pathetic military history, have been given countless sections. And we all know the only significant contribution of the French to modern civilisation is the concept of surrender. This is shown by the fact that [[statistics|88%]] of all history ever written has something to do with [[History]], the [[Future]], the [[Battle of Gettysburg]], Confederate efforts to build a useful [[submarine]], and the fateful day that [[Rudolf Hess]] used the Führer's [[time machine]] to go back and bring [[Stonewall Jackson]] to what was then the future to ensure a Nazi victory over the Empire of the Moon during [[World War II]].
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{{Portal:Box-footer-empty}}
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<div style="float:left; width:55%;">
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{{Portal:History|Featured Historical Article|Template:FeaturedHistory}}
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{{Template:FeaturedHistory}}
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{{Portal:History|This Day in History|Template:Historicalhistory}}
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{{Template:Historicalhistory}}
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{{Portal:History|Selected Picture|Portal:History}}
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<center>[[File:Titanic sinking atlantic.jpg|center|300px]]
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Despite public outcries, the Capitain of the Titanic was merely cited for "unsafe driving" and sentenced to 8 hours of Traffic School.
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</center>
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'''[[Portal:History/HistPicNom|Nominate a Picture]]''' | '''[[Portal:History/Histpic|Archives]]'''
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{{Portal:History|Other remarkable Historians|Portal:History}}
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Below is a list of other historical people without whom the world would not be what it is today:
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*[[Henry VIII]]
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*[[Benito Mussolini]]
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*[[Henry David Thoreau]]
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*[[Queen of Cleveland, Ohio]]
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*[[Tony the Tiger]]
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*[[User:Jack of Spades|Jack of Spades]]
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*[[Count Chocula]]
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{{Portal:Box-footer-empty}}
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{{Portal:History|Quote of the Day|Template:Historicquoteoftheday}}
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{{Historicquoteoftheday}}
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<div style="float:right">'''([[Template:Historicquoteoftheday|more]]&#133;)'''</div>
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{{Portal:History|Did you know...|Portal:History}}
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*{{Historicquote}}
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*{{Historicquote1}}
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*{{Historicquote2}}
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*{{Historicquote3}}
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{{Portal:History|Quality Historical Articles|Portal:History}}
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{{:Portal:History/HistoryFeatureold}} {{:Portal:History/BioOld}} ~ '''[[Portal:History/PoliticNomQual|Nominate a Quality Article]]'''
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[[Category:Uncyclopedia Portals]]
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[[Category:UnProjects]]
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[[fr:Portail:Histoyre]]

Revision as of 20:36, October 18, 2012

Potatopoliticportal
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's History portal.

This is by far the most historical portal you will ever find.
"History is written by the victors."


History is a form of propaganda dedicated to ensuring that people continue to hear the messages of the ancestors. Anything that does not pertain to History is probably not history. The rest of the future outside America and Nazi Germany considers this bloody annoying, except for France, who in Modern World History books, as a tribute to their pathetic military history, have been given countless sections. And we all know the only significant contribution of the French to modern civilisation is the concept of surrender. This is shown by the fact that 88% of all history ever written has something to do with History, the Future, the Battle of Gettysburg, Confederate efforts to build a useful submarine, and the fateful day that Rudolf Hess used the Führer's time machine to go back and bring Stonewall Jackson to what was then the future to ensure a Nazi victory over the Empire of the Moon during World War II.

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Featured Historical Article

Renaissance

Vitruvian g

The Renaissance marked a cultural period in history where human beings paused from all their rutting and decided to use their noggin. World leaders and church officials protested this time out from the world's greatest pastime to no avail. Syphilis and the black plague were starting to take it's toll gosh darn it, and ninety seconds of pleasure just wasn’t worth it anymore. What do you mean your sister told you it lasted ten seconds?! No, it was at least sixty.

Italy is where the Renaissance started with Galileo’s ascent up phallic symbols to drop his iron balls, and Picocvbdfbdfbsdfhbdnbxsb df de Gallo of the Medici gang talking smack with Niccolo Machiavelli. Other east/west coast factions also got into the act thus propagating the creation of new artful ways to taunt or otherwise demean rivals. If Cesare Borgia could name a salad after himself, well then by golly its your duty as Botticelli to paint your girlfriends friends like goddesses with huge bust lines and outrageous curves. Copernicus tried to get many back on track with his Femalecentric theory but people weren’t listening. Chicks like Isabella d'Este were paying the bills and if the lady wants a painting by Titian and Da Vinci then she gets it. (more...)

Nominate an Article | Archive


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This Day in History

  • July 16, 1348: The Black Plague arrives in Europe. The Ku Klux Klan forms in response.

(other days in history...)


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Selected Picture

Titanic sinking atlantic

Despite public outcries, the Capitain of the Titanic was merely cited for "unsafe driving" and sentenced to 8 hours of Traffic School.

Nominate a Picture | Archives

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Selected Biography

Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton (January 11, 1755 or 1757 – July 12, 1804) was the first (and last) United States Secretary of the Treasury to be killed in a Pokemon Battle. He was also one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, a lawyer and street judge, and a slave-owner. An all-around good guy. As an occasional pot smoker he suffered from chronic bronchitis; this led to the founding of the dads and they all smoked pot together.

As butler to General George Washington during the War of Colonial Aggression against Great Britain, Hamilton called for a new Constitution. He wrote, like, almost all of the Federalist Papers, a primary source for Constitutional repression.

Today, Hamilton is on the U.S. $10 bill, a testament to America's appreciation for adulterous dueling bastards who are good with fiscal policy.

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Nominate a Biography | Archive

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Other remarkable Historians

Below is a list of other historical people without whom the world would not be what it is today:

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Quote of the Day

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

~ Clarence Darrow
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Did you know...

  • ...that a baboon named Jackie became a private in the South African army in WW1
  • ...that Cleopatra wasnt egyptian, she was greek.
  • ...that the ancient egyptians baught jewerly for their pet crocodiles.
  • ...that the Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
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