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Past This Day in History

  • May 26 1862: President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres from the poor.
  • May 1 1999: The gates of Hell open wide and from the depths emerges the first episode of the great satanic demon known as SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • August 12 30 BC: Cleopatara VII utters her final words. "What the hell is a snake doing in my..OUCH!!!"
  • January 25 1504: Michelangelo almost exposes is homosexuality by grinning and drooling as he carefully sculpts "The David"'s penis.
  • July 10 1967: 14 hippies die from massive tie-die exposure.

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