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*'''May 26 ''1862'':''' President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres from the poor.
 
*'''May 26 ''1862'':''' President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres from the poor.
*'''May 1 ''1999'':''' The gates of Hell open wide and from the depths emerges the first episode of the great satanic demon known as [[SpongeBob SquarePants]].
 
*'''August 12 ''30 BC'':''' [[Cleopatara VII]] utters her final words. "What the hell is a snake doing in my..OUCH!!!"
 
*'''January 25 ''1504'':''' Michelangelo almost exposes is homosexuality by grinning and drooling as he carefully sculpts "The David"'s penis.
 
*'''July 10 ''1967'':''' 14 hippies die from massive tie-die exposure.
 
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  • May 26 1862: President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres from the poor.

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