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[voiceover on a black screen]

“After the end of World War II, the world was split into two—East and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Cold War.”

KONAMI presents...

[a shot of a C-130 transport from the bottom]

A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME…

[another shot of the transport, this time from afar; more credits go by]

5:30 AM August 24, 1964 Pakistani Airspace

PILOT #1: Flying over Pakistan, altitude 30,000 feet.

PILOT #2: Approaching Soviet airspace.

[a shot of the interior of the plane and the pilots; more credits go by] (more...)

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Did you know that:

...Getting banned from the Internet means getting your IP address removed, and your modem, computer, and any storage media that you have confiscated without trial. You will also lose your driver's license permanently, go to jail (...directly to jail! No passing go, no collecting $200), be forced to have a philosophical conversation with Neil Young, be slapped in the face with a Hello Kitty Vibrator, and cast into the outernet.

...Have you ever realized that someday you could be trapped eternally inside a Role-Playing Game? This usually happens by playing Chrono Trigger during a thunderstorm or just by going into a Ghost Train ride at a suspicious amusement park with your friends. This is when a portal opens to the place where Dungeons and Dragons happens for real. You see a big light, then poof, you faint. When you wake up, you see some dancing mushrooms passing by and a group of weird guys following the thing holding spears, bows and wearing robes (or you may be high on LSD). You finally realize that now you are living inside a real-life RPG. Grab those potions my friend and let's move through that field, shall we?

..."EXPLODE!!!" for the Nintendo DS is a video game developed and published by Bandai-Namco games, who created such notable titles as "Xenosaga Episode III" and... Ummm... Yeah... They did Pac-Man, right? I think they did. But that was a while ago.

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