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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Sonic portal.

Part of the larger Games Portal, this is your one stop place for the best Sonic-cruft Sonic related articles on Uncyclopedia.


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Flagship Sonic Article

: Sonic the Hedgehog

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In the beginning, there was Zork. Zork begat Space Invaders, Space Invaders begat Asteroids, Asteroids begat Pac-Man, and Pac-Man begat the NES; the NES begat three sons, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear and Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong begat Mario, and Sega grew jealous of Nintendo’s legacy. Sega begat the Master System in its envy. Being a child of envy, the Master System was an abomination, but it begat a twin: the Mega Drive and the Genesis. The Mega Drive in Japan/Europe/rest of the world begat Sonic the Hedgehog, while the Genesis in America did exactly the same thing. (more...)

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Highlighted Sonic Image

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Sonic the Hedgehog in real life
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Did you know that:

  • ...Dr. Robotnik just gave himself a Prrromoshun.
  • ...Big the Cat is a disgustingly fat mentally retarded anthropomorphic cat born into the Sonic universe after the Lord's big night out drinking. The resulting image was an abomination; his intellect was skewed in favour of obesity, body odour and "Froogggiieeee...."
  • ....In the beginning, there was Zork. Zork begat Space Invaders, Space Invaders begat Asteroids, Asteroids begat Pac-Man, and Pac-Man begat the NES; the NES begat three sons, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear and Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong begat Mario, and Sega grew jealous of Nintendo’s legacy. Sega begat the Master System in its envy. Being a child of envy, the Master System was an abomination, but it begat a twin: the Mega Drive and the Genesis. The Mega Drive in Japan/Europe/rest of the world begat Sonic the Hedgehog, while the Genesis in America did exactly the same thing.
  • ...Tails the Straight is a raging heterosexual.
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Featured & Quasi-Featured Sonic Articles

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Promotion Zone

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Tails the Straight

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And You Gotta Help Us...

AND YOU GOTTA HELP US

Fix the Following Articles:

Chaos - Dr Gerald Robotnik

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