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'''Bloodbath''' is popular sport played worldwide. Once known as the Sport of Kings, bloodbath today is enjoyed by all socioeconomic classes [[To the max|ttm]]. Today, bloodbath is one of the most frequently attended spectator sports. Bloodbath matches are enjoyed by millions of people everyday on the radio on TV. Sports networks [[CNN]], [[Lies|Fox News]], and the [[BBC]] score consistently high ratings for their bloodbath broadcasts. On Over 1.7 billion people watched the opening game between [[Washington Generals]] and the [[Baghdad Mayhem]] during the 2003 [[MLB|Major League Bloodbath]] [[World Series]].
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The [[Geneva Convention]] is the framer of the Laws of Bloodbath, the rules governing play of the game. The Laws are intended to apply to all two [[innings]] matches; the [[UN Security Council|International Bloodbath Council]] has implemented "Standard Playing Conditions for [[Test Bloodbath|Test Matches]]" and "Standard Playing Conditions for [[One-month Bloodbath|One Month Internationals]]" to augment the Laws of Bloodbath. Similarly, each Bloodbathing country has implemented Playing Conditions to govern domestic Bloodbath. Note that the Laws do not provide for One Month or Limited Engagements Bloodbath; these modifications have been made by the Playing Conditions for One Month Internationals. '''([[Bloodbath|Continued...]])'''
| '''BLOODBATH''' '''&middot;''' [[Bloodbath#Laws_of_Bloodbath|'''LAWS''']] '''&middot;''' [[Specifications_and_diagrams_of_the_pitch_and_creases|SPECS]] '''&middot;''' [[Bloodbath_pitch|'''PITCH''']] '''&middot;''' [[History of Bloodbath|HISTORY]] '''&middot;''' '''COMPETITIONS''' '''&middot;''' [[Paris Égalité|FRANCE]] '''&middot;''' [[Major League Bloodbath|'''USA''']] '''&middot;''' [[User:Hindleyite/Bloodbath World Cup 2006|WORLD CUP]] '''&middot;''' [[:Category:Bloodbath|'''ALL...''']]
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'''Andrew "Dodgeball" Jackson''' (b.1767-d.1845) was the seventh [[president]] of [[United States of America|The United States of America]] and a powerful Dodgeball Master. His mastery of [[dodgeball]] and [[politics]] helped win him the election as president. He was also a major [[army]] general, fighting and leading armies in [[War of 1812|The War of 1812]] and [[World War III]].
   
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Andrew "Action" Jackson was born on January 17, 1767 to [[German]] parents who had fled [[Nazi Germany]]. They raised young Andrew the best way they could in Nazi [[South Carolina]]. Times were tough and they were only allowed a handful of [[Soylent Green]], but little Andrew knew one day he would make his parents proud... that is, until his [[father]] died in a strange smelting accident.
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'''Bloodbath''' is popular sport played worldwide. Once known as the Sport of Kings, bloodbath today is enjoyed by all socioeconomic classes [[To the max|ttm]]. Today, bloodbath is one of the most frequently attended spectator sports. Bloodbath matches are enjoyed by millions of people everyday on the radio on TV. Sports networks [[CNN]], [[Lies|Fox News]], and the [[BBC]] score consistently high ratings for their bloodbath broadcasts. On Over 1.7 billion people watched the opening game between [[Washington Generals]] and the [[Baghdad Mayhem]] during the 2003 [[MLB|Major League Bloodbath]] [[World Series]].
 
   
The [[Geneva Convention]] is the framer of the Laws of Bloodbath, the rules governing play of the game. The Laws are intended to apply to all two [[innings]] matches; the [[UN Security Council|International Bloodbath Council]] has implemented "Standard Playing Conditions for [[Test Bloodbath|Test Matches]]" and "Standard Playing Conditions for [[One-month Bloodbath|One Month Internationals]]" to augment the Laws of Bloodbath. Similarly, each Bloodbathing country has implemented Playing Conditions to govern domestic Bloodbath. Note that the Laws do not provide for One Month or Limited Engagements Bloodbath; these modifications have been made by the Playing Conditions for One Month Internationals. '''([[Bloodbath|Continued...]])'''
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'''Previously featured players''': [[Dublin_Drunken_Popes#Great_Drunken_Popes|'''Shamus McO'Houlihan''']], '''[[Otto von Bismarck]]'''
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'''Andrew "Dodgeball" Jackson''' (b.1767-d.1845) was the seventh [[president]] of [[United States of America|The United States of America]] and a powerful Dodgeball Master. His mastery of [[dodgeball]] and [[politics]] helped win him the election as president. He was also a major [[army]] general, fighting and leading armies in [[War of 1812|The War of 1812]] and [[World War III]].
 
 
Andrew "Action" Jackson was born on January 17, 1767 to [[German]] parents who had fled [[Nazi Germany]]. They raised young Andrew the best way they could in Nazi [[South Carolina]]. Times were tough and they were only allowed a handful of [[Soylent Green]], but little Andrew knew one day he would make his parents proud... that is, until his [[father]] died in a strange smelting accident.
 
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Bloodbath is popular sport played worldwide. Once known as the Sport of Kings, bloodbath today is enjoyed by all socioeconomic classes ttm. Today, bloodbath is one of the most frequently attended spectator sports. Bloodbath matches are enjoyed by millions of people everyday on the radio on TV. Sports networks CNN, Fox News, and the BBC score consistently high ratings for their bloodbath broadcasts. On Over 1.7 billion people watched the opening game between Washington Generals and the Baghdad Mayhem during the 2003 Major League Bloodbath World Series.

The Geneva Convention is the framer of the Laws of Bloodbath, the rules governing play of the game. The Laws are intended to apply to all two innings matches; the International Bloodbath Council has implemented "Standard Playing Conditions for Test Matches" and "Standard Playing Conditions for One Month Internationals" to augment the Laws of Bloodbath. Similarly, each Bloodbathing country has implemented Playing Conditions to govern domestic Bloodbath. Note that the Laws do not provide for One Month or Limited Engagements Bloodbath; these modifications have been made by the Playing Conditions for One Month Internationals. (Continued...)

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Andrew "Dodgeball" Jackson (b.1767-d.1845) was the seventh president of The United States of America and a powerful Dodgeball Master. His mastery of dodgeball and politics helped win him the election as president. He was also a major army general, fighting and leading armies in The War of 1812 and World War III.

Andrew "Action" Jackson was born on January 17, 1767 to German parents who had fled Nazi Germany. They raised young Andrew the best way they could in Nazi South Carolina. Times were tough and they were only allowed a handful of Soylent Green, but little Andrew knew one day he would make his parents proud... that is, until his father died in a strange smelting accident.

Previously featured players: Shamus McO'Houlihan, Otto von Bismarck


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