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EXT. LONDON STREET - DAY From high above the bustling city, the foreboding calm of a breezy Alfred Hitchcock day looms. Slowly approaching street level, the sights and sounds of a busy, bright London day fill the eyes and ears. At length, a lone sheet of paper - an Uncyclopedia article about a great English suspense film maker - flaps in the breeze, stuck temporarily in the damp gutter. Presently, the wind carries the article away. It slaps at the face of a busy London commuter as he tries in vain to hail a taxi. He bats at the article in frustration and it flies away. COMMUTER Taxi! He checks his watch. A young lad tugs at his coat. The man impatiently brushes him away - but the lad is persistent. COMMUTER What is it, boy? I'm late for a meeting! LAD Please sir. I wondered if you have seen an article flying past in this wind. COMMUTER A what?