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Bored of looking at porn, pictures of cats with amusing captions, stickmen murdering each other and everything else the Internet has to offer? Try going outside - there's a whole world out there.
If that concept reduces you to a shivering mess, write an article on something - hey, you may as well - it'll probably get huffed within a few days so what have you got to lose?
Muse deserted you? No wonder - have you taken a look at yourself lately? Oh well, no matter - amuse yourself here by picking one of these articles and giving it a quick wash and brush up. You know, sort out the formatting, speeling, grammar's and so on.