Popular science

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Popular science is the application of science to popular media such as movies, computer games, Uncyclopedia articles, and Presidential speeches.

“"Popular Science." No such thing, man. More like, "Nerdular Nerdence." ”

~ Strong Bad on Popular Science

[edit] Roots

The original roots of popular science exist in medival time, in which a group scientists claimed that religious truths can be proven scientifically. However, jesus claimed that they were just drunk.

The modern roots of popular science, however, lie in John D. Lifeless. John D. Lifeless was a college student when he turned in a physcics paper calculating the maximum brittleness of dorothy's house, considering the speed of the wind and the crash it suffered when falling on the Evil Which of The West.

John D. Lifeless was kicked out of college, he later changed his name to Karl Rove, and is now one of the largest supporters of the intellegence reduction initiative.

[edit] Modern popular science

Modern advancements in popular science include the Boredman Theorem, claiming that anything in popular media can be proven scientifically, the proof is pretty simple:

1. Things existing in popular media either can or cannot be, if they can be, they can also be proven scientifically, since science engulfs everything that can be.
2. Assuming that they cannot be, we therefore get to the conclusion that they were invented by the human mind, thus contradicting the theorem of Unintelligent Design.
3. Therefore, according to statement 2, everything in popular media can exist.
4. According to statements 1 and 3 everything in popular media must be scientifically provable.

The only objection to this theorem was that of Jesus, who claimed that Boredman was on crack.

[edit] Matrix theory

Also, a great example of Popular science is the matrix theory, showing how the trinity jump is the result of infinite corelius effect resulting from the nature of the matrix, devised by Cinderbellagoma de'Bored. Other scientists rejected the theory, claiming that it would requitre a completely objective observer, which Albert Einsteint proved impossible in his relativity theory.

In return, de'Bored claimed that they were all assholes and that they didn't understand her, that normal science was the opiate of the masses, and that they could all go to Heck.

[edit] The roots of computer science

It is a known fact that computer science stems directly from popular sciecne, and that many popular scientists, the most famous of the being Boredman, were involved in computer science. In fact, the Boredman Paradox is a direct result of the Boredman Theorem.