Popular Mechanics
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[edit] You Can Build Anything
Firstly it has to be strictly mechanical but do not worry. With this magazine that debuts in 1902, when there were no decent in-flight movies and motorised dildos, it has captured the imagination of the modernising communities all over. One limitation though is that it is published in English and so the Chinese and Russians have to wait a while longer for their motorised dildos. Even though a Latino version was soon released, thanks to the Spanish Inquisition, the Latin-American populations are already fully gratified.
[edit] For the DIY People
Many youths today are either impatient or disillusioned with the slow school curriculum, often purchased or remove this monthly magazine from school libraries to unravel the mystery of quantum mechanics faster than the US Presidential Elections process took to pick one person. It is also written in non-Sanskrit language and thus even grannies could use the knowledge found in abundance within its pages.
As the world advanced, such as with the coming of Japanese sex toys, the magazine finds itself so overwhelmed by popular demand that it grew more popular. It even tried to explained how the US Airplanes crashed into the Twin Towers during the September 11 Attacks[1].
However many readers are still baffled on how to reenact the scene or where to get the right planes from their DIY stores.
[edit] Sex Sells
The magazine has a rough time when during the two world wars, the masses have lost confidence in anything mechanical and prefer something more human. For the first time both Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler failed to get their June 1942's edition. Confidence soon return when breakthrough in stem cell research created the first life-like dildo and very portable mini-latrine. It not only feels like human flesh but it can withstand temperatures up to a milllion degrees celsius and wind-speeds as fast as Hurricane Katrina.
The magazine finally found its niche against the likes of Playboy and Mayfair by putting out images of Sex Toys that everyone can build in their garage. However Wikipedia would have us to believe that its competitors are actually Toystory, Cinderella, and The History Channel. [2].
[edit] DISCLAIMER
Popular Mechanics Board of Management and its agents did not solicit this article to be written here for some cheap advertisment. It strongly believes that the reading public has already a strong urge to master science and technology without thinking about sex. It also do not see girlie magazines as a threat to its niche market. In fact it believes the Boards of Managements and their families of such magazines will burn in hell for such sins against humanity. If anyone needs proofs of such statements please get in touch with our Headquarters at Hearst Magazines, New York, USA.
- *signed* Editor
