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- An alternate theory of Creation, as opposed to Creationism. Christians claim the poof theory cannot be true because God hates poofs.
- Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation founded in 2009 by users of Uncyclopedia
- A footrest similar to an ottoman
- Poof, a Système Internationale unit. The "poof" (⍴) is defined as "the quantity of homosexuality equal to Liberace drinking a diet Cola drink whilst discussing how fat a celebrity looks in a new dress." Also see μ⍴, m⍴, k⍴, and M⍴.
- (Antiquated) A euphemism for individuals who enjoy relations with members of the same gender[this is a lie]