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Polls. Probably the best thing in human history. Roman emperors have bowed down to it. Shakespeare bowed to it. Even you and yor mum will bow down to do it. That's right, worship the poll. MWAHAHAHAH! Your pathetic brain can never match the brilliance of a poll.

Poll: Are the Miami Heat going to win the 2011 NBA Finals against the Dallas Mavericks?
 
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The poll was created at 15:21 on May 31, 2011, and so far 19 people voted.

See! Look at all those Yes's! (If incidantly there is a lot of No's , then it is because all of the people who voted are stupid idiots who belong on wikipedia, go, shoo, we do not want you mucking up our polls).

edit This Page

Poll: is this page...
 
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The poll was created at 09:43 on October 26, 2007, and so far 162 people voted.

Fun Fact: Napoleon, Henry the Eighth and the Pope all bowed down to the power of polls. (As will you soon)

Poll: Do you believe this?
 
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The poll was created at 08:20 on May 1, 2008, and so far 131 people voted.

Well the answer is Yes, not suprisingly. (If you did choose Who's Napoleon he is your mum).

edit History of Polls

When Polls first evolved, from small single optioned organisomes, they were incredibly susessful with beuties like this one.

Poll:Why should you not eat me?
 
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The poll was created at 21:16 on October 26, 2007, and so far 117 people voted.

This poll soon died after about two seconds.

In the dinosaur era, polls became known as 'Pollosaurs' meaning terrible poll, which turned about to be a good name with stuff like...

Poll: I am a poll
 
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The poll was created at 21:16 on October 26, 2007, and so far 114 people voted.

edit Domestication of Polls

Soon polls became a household pet. With the first domestication happening in Ancien Egypt, Wild polls shrank until the only polls left were used on crummy Uncyclopedia pages i.e. not this one. For advice on keeping polls see below.

edit Most wanted Polls

Soon polls became vagrants, wishing to evade all the domestication of polls. The Metropolitan Police published a list of wanted polls including

Poll: Tellietubbies for Prime Minister
 
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The poll was created at 21:19 on October 26, 2007, and so far 94 people voted.

No wonder that one turned criminal...

edit The keeping of polls as pets

Polls are the most deadly thing in the whole world, yes boys and girls they are very dangerous things, if treated badly. They could kill you, if you're not careful! Like cheese you need to give a poll, care and attention! Give it milk and chocolate, if possible. So check it now and again to see who's voted and who hasn't! Ok lets have another poll

Poll: are polls worth while?
 
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The poll was created at 21:16 on October 26, 2007, and so far 90 people voted.

Thanks for reading this incredibly good article just:

Longest(and Randomest) Poll EVER?
 
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The poll was created at 23:36 on June 3, 2008, and so far 95 people voted.
How many poll responses do you usually read before they start to get annoying?
 
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The poll was created at 04:38 on October 4, 2009, and so far 80 people voted.


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