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Polls. Probably the best thing in human history. Roman emperors have bowed down to it. Shakespeare bowed to it. Even you and yor mum will bow down to do it. That's right, worship the poll. MWAHAHAHAH! Your pathetic brain can never match the brilliance of a poll.
See! Look at all those Yes's! (If incidantly there is a lot of No's , then it is because all of the people who voted are stupid idiots who belong on wikipedia, go, shoo, we do not want you mucking up our polls).
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Well the answer is Yes, not suprisingly. (If you did choose Who's Napoleon he is your mum).
edit History of Polls
When Polls first evolved, from small single optioned organisomes, they were incredibly susessful with beuties like this one.
This poll soon died after about two seconds.
In the dinosaur era, polls became known as 'Pollosaurs' meaning terrible poll, which turned about to be a good name with stuff like...
edit Domestication of Polls
Soon polls became a household pet. With the first domestication happening in Ancien Egypt, Wild polls shrank until the only polls left were used on crummy Uncyclopedia pages i.e. not this one. For advice on keeping polls see below.
edit Most wanted Polls
Soon polls became vagrants, wishing to evade all the domestication of polls. The Metropolitan Police published a list of wanted polls including
No wonder that one turned criminal...
edit The keeping of polls as pets
Polls are the most deadly thing in the whole world, yes boys and girls they are very dangerous things, if treated badly. They could kill you, if you're not careful! Like cheese you need to give a poll, care and attention! Give it milk and chocolate, if possible. So check it now and again to see who's voted and who hasn't! Ok lets have another poll
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