Polka-Dot's Disease
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Polka-Dot's Disease, or PDD, is a incurable, sometimes fatal noncommunicable disease. There wasn't any person whose real name was "Polka-Dot" (not including nicknames), but is the term for the symptoms the disease causes. This disease causes overproduction of abnormal lymphocytes.
PDD can happen to males or females, in the ages of 10 to over 60.
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[edit] Symptoms
[edit] Beginning (Early Stage)
- The first symptom is enlarged lymph nodes all over the body. They are not painful. They are small, rubbery bumps.
- Reoccuring infections. These are minor and not a problem.
[edit] After atleast a week (Intermediate Stage)
- The bumps now hurt slightly, grow, and begin to discolor.
- More infections, sightly severe.
- Issues with the genitalia area:
- In males, testicles swell up. Impotence occurs.
- Females may just have mild itching around the vagina.
- Fever that "comes-and-goes" off and on.
- Person may not notice it, but very small Brainspurges are occurring rapidly.
[edit] After 3 weeks (Late Stage)
- The bumps (lymph nodes) are now faily wide, and are now purple or dark pink.
- Issues with the genitalia area:
- In males, penis turns pale, erection is impossible.
- In females, vagina is dry, and extremely itchy.
- In both male and female, infections occur a lot.
- Reoccuring of high fevers.
- Head begins to hurt off-and-on now because of more severe Brainsplurges.
[edit] After that (Advanced Stage)
- Cancer, such as
- Lymphoma (most common)
- Leukemia (another most common)
- Kaposi's Sarcoma
- Multiple Myeloma (Bone Marrow Cancer)
- Reoccuring, unbearable migraines because of extreme Brainsplurges (can cause death).
- Humping members of Wikipedia
- Fingers are always up the ass (vagina in females)
- Sexual relations are extremely painful
[edit] Causes
- PDD is a side-effect of treatment for Huffer's Syndrome
- AIDS type b, or Super AIDS (sometimes)
- Wikipedeism (wik-uh-peed-ee-izm)
- Believing in Santa Claus, or the Tooth Fairy.
- Buddhism
[edit] Dangers
- Cancer, as said above.
- Impotence or sterilization
- Death from a severe brainsplurge.
- Decapitation Disease
- Sudden Death
- Water in the ass
[edit] What will probably happen
If you didn't read the very first paragraph, PDD is incurable. People with PDD can live normal lives, so long as Dangers don't come up. If you have PDD, you must:
- Stay away from Michael Jackson
- Stay away from Paris Hilton
- Stay away from Oprah
- Stay away from the Olsen twins.
- DO NOT HUFF KITTENS!!! I cannot stress this enough! Huffing will cause a Mind Explosion!
