Political correctness

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For more information also see the disambiguation pages Politically incorrect and Politically correct

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Even our games must now be politically correct.

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

*ahem*

Political correctness was invented for niggers, bitches, fags and retards. AIDS is good because it kills off all those dirty Niggers. All non-"white straight working for the man and having two kids in a nice family with a picket fence and a dog Christian males" should be killed

*ahem*

Political correctness was brought in for blacks, women, gays and disabled people. People who follow PC should be killed. Black people should die. You are making me self censor myself bitch-

*AHEM*

Political correctness was introduced for African-Americans, females, homosexuals and mentally or physically challenged persons, to avoid discrim-

*AHEM*

DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECT HOUND -

*no no not the face AHHHHHHHHHH*

Now, as I was saying, Political correctness is based on the valid idea protected under principles of a civilized society proposed by progressive elements of society and empathic and sociable interest groups to promote civilized behavior and prevent exclusion towards minorities, disadvantaged members of society, and fellow human beings outside of one's own particular society. This responsible code of conduct prevents offensive or otherwise undesirable projections towards persons of specific demographics.

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Political correctness is generally considered a taboo trait, but the Daily Mail, on the left (which is unusual for them), has supported the practice of political correctness for many years now.

It is slightly more popular than other forms of constrained writing, such as palindromes, omitting the letter "u" from words such as colour, or "your mom" poetry. The most common definition is that it is a form of writing where politically incorrect, also known as the truth, is outlawed. Politically incorrect speech is extremely offensive to minorities, gays, disabled people, and women. The reason for this is because these people know they are the scum of society and can't handle the truth. A bunch of gutless, cowardly liberal politicians, (predominantly Left-wingers), invented Political Correctness (PC for short) in order to win votes and protect people's wussy feelings.

Definition

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Not the punishment for being politically incorrect. Unfortunately.

Political correctness can be defined as the act of altering the wording of a statement that refers to a certain group of people so that they feel better about themselves; for example foreigners and overweight people. However, over time, society has decided that the truth is rude and unacceptable, so we are made to sugar-coat reality.

It is defined by politically correct people as follows...note the way that no possible entity in this universe could possibly be offended, except maybe the blind or illiterate:

Political correctness is making sure not to offend any person human living thing that is capable of thinking feeling existing.

The movement for political correctness has spent many years researching the most neutral way to address a group of people, without stepping on any toes. Phrases such as "souls", "brothers and sisters", "carbon-based lifeforms", "sentient protein chains", "spatial distinctivenesses", "not-self" and "friends" have all been found insensitive. Originally the word "Love" was the only universally acceptable form of communication, but it was found this could be used to insult an individual by expressing it to everyone BUT them.

Politically incorrect activists frown on the term political incorrectness, seeing it as a bastardisation of English that political correctness is known for. It was therefore universally agreed that they shall henceforth be known as bastards.

PC Protocol

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Political correctness is now part of the school curriculum.

Federal law requires the article to be translated into another language. It is bilingualism, multiculturalism and PC-ness in its best.

A lei federal requer que este artigo seja traduzido em outra lingugagem. É bilingualismo, multiculturalismo e políticamente correto em seu melhor.

La ley federal requiere que el artículo sea traducido a otro idioma. Es el bilingüismo, el multiculturalismo y PC-dad en su mejor momento. (Gracias por los Estadounidenses hable Espanol.)

The honky lo made we be jivin in anotha way brothas talk all right. yeah. (Ebonics version for use in the "African-American" communities, ask the Oakland public school district, they said it is a real language.)

Liittovaltion laki edellyttää artikkeli käännetään toiselle kielelle. Se on kaksikielisyys, monikulttuurisuus ja PC-ness parhaimmillaan. (thanks to the European Union, but I forgot if this was Estonian or Finnish, not Euskara.)

La loi fédérale exige que l'article soit traduit dans une autre langue. Il est de bon ton que le bilinguisme, le multiculturalisme et le PC-tion fassent partie intégrante de cet article. (Merci beaucoup, French-Canadian version, not the Parisian French version...oui, oui, euro'pee'in.)

연방 법률이 문서는 다른 언어로 번역해야합니다. 그것은 최고의 bilingualism, 다문화주의와 PC - 다움이다. (Korean is one of California's 100 official languages printed in documents like the DMV handbooks).

Restrictions

联邦法律要求的文章被翻译成另一种语言。这是双语,多元文化和PC -内斯在其最好的。(White people are encouraged to learn this language, we are a globalized economy, dominated by the Yellow, er...I mean "Asian" race. Remember not all Chinks are alike, but all look the same.)

Federal legeak eskatzen artikulua beste hizkuntza batera itzuli behar. Elebitasuna, kultur aniztasuna eta PC-Ness da bere onenean. (Again, the PC movement wants to protect very rare endangered languages, like animal species. This one is Euskara or the Basque language in Spain and France, go figure.)

Examples

Gender
Man Ovarian Challenged
Woman Ovarian Advantaged
Disability
Blind Visually Challenged
CrippledDifferently Mobile
Dead Mortally Challenged
Deaf Audibly Challenged
Fat Midget Bidimensionally Abnormal
Fat People Gravitationally Gifted
Idiot Accuracy Deprived
Midgets Vertically Challenged
Retard Intellectually Differently Abled
Those With Small Hands Digitally Disadvantaged
Race Or Nationality
Americans Armed Religious Zealots
Black Absorbing All Wavelengths Of The Visual Spectrum
Dot Or Feather? Indian-American Or American Indian?
English Tea And Crumpet Advantaged
French People Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys
Hindus Call Centre Advantaged
Imperialists Russians
Irish Potato-Farming Leprechauns
Italians Pasta Advantaged
Jew Persons Of The Faith Of Judaism
Mexicans Undocumented Citizens
Niggers Multiple People That Absorb All Wavelengths Of The Visual Spectrum
Orientals Asian People
White People Reflecting All Wavelengths Of The Visual Spectrum
Lifestyle Choice
Child Molester Priest
Christians Reality Challenged
Criminals Lawfully Challenged
Cult Scientology
Democrat Opinion Challenged
Goths Pagans
Hypocrites Religiously Active
Morons Mormons
Neurotypical Syndrome Arrogant Assholes
Old People Chronologically Advanced
Primitive People Modern Atheists
Pro-Baby Killing Pro-Choice
Prostitute Financially Compensated Reproductive Organ Stimulation Assistant
Pro-Unwanted Child Pro-Life
Religious Wingnut Accuracy Deprived
Republican Humanity Challenged
Slut/Player Intimately Available Person
Terrorists Peace Challenged
Tramp Financially Challenged
Transvestite Ovarian Neutral
White Trash Caucasian Organic Refuse
Shut-In Socially Challenged
Uncyclopedia Editors Extremely Socially Challenged
Wikipedia Editors Suicidally Socially Challenged
Muhammed and the Jew
Phrase
"Abortion" "Infanticide"
"Annoying" "Twelve Year Olds"
"Any joke" "A non-prejudiced white heterosexual male walked into a bar and got arrested because he made a facetious comment. What a narrow-minded oppressing asshole! I hate white heterosexual males."
"Baa baa black sheep" "Baa baa ethnically-diverse sheep"
"Bad" "Morally Exotic"
"Black coffee" "Darker-than-thou coffee"
"Censorship" "Selective Release of Information"
"Cheating" "Sexually Outsourced"
"Christmas" "Non-specific wintry gathertime in which people celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ."
"Electoral Fraud" "Democratic process"
"Every Tom, Dick and Harry" "Every Tom, Penis and Harry"
"Fox News" "Arrogantly self-proclaimed "balanced"."
"Good" "Conformationally correct"
"Hearts and Minds of the people " "The stuff they don't show you on CNN"
"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!""Sex worker, sex worker, sex worker! Merry Festive Period, if you are not a Christian we respect your life choices. But you do get presents..."
"I think political correctness has gone mad" "I am a bigot"
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" "My mind is expressing itself in terms of a Caucasian non-denominational winter festival"
"I'm not a racist, but..." "The following statement will prove I'm racist."
"Indecent Exposure" "Sexually visual"
"Invasion of Arab nations" "War on Terror"
"Jewish terror group" "Jewhad"
"Pimpmobile" "Culturally Responsive Transport"
"Politically Correct" "Of Truth and Accuracy Regarding Government or Public-Related Issues"
"Politically Incorrect" "Of Erroneousness and Inaccuracy Regarding Government or Public-Related Issues"
"Pot calling the kettle black" "Marijuana calling the kettle pigmentally different"
"Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" "Snow Caucasian And The Seven Vertically Challenged People"
"Ten little indians" "Ten ethnically-diverse people living in Las Vegas"
"Your momma's so fat…" "Your Domestic Engineer is so full-figured..."

See also

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