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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Political correctness was invented for niggers, bitches, fags and retards. AIDS is good because it kills off all those dirty Niggers. All non-white straight working for the man and having 2 kids in a nice family with a picket fence and a dog Christian males should be kiled
Political correctness was brought in for blacks, women, gays and disabled people. People who follow PC should be killed. Black people should die. You are making me self censor myself bitch-
Political correctness was introduced for African-Americans, females, homosexuals and mentally or physically challenged persons, to avoid discrim-
DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECT HOUND -
- *no no not the face AHHHHHHHHHH*
Now, as I was saying, Political correctness is based on the valid idea protected under principles of a civilized society proposed by progressive elements of society and empathic and sociable interest groups to promote civilized behavior and prevent exclusion towards minorities, disadvantaged members of society, and fellow human beings outside of one's own particular society. This responsible code of conduct prevents offensive or otherwise undesirable projections towards persons of specific demographics.
It is slightly more popular than other forms of constrained writing, such as palindromes, omitting the letter "u" from words such as colour, or "your mom" poetry. The most common definition is that it is a form of writing where politically incorrect, also known as the truth, is outlawed. Politically incorrect speech is extremely offensive to minorities, gays, disabled people, and women. The reason for this is because these people know they are the scum of society and can't handle the truth. A bunch of gutless, cowardly liberal politicians, (predominantly Left-wingers), invented Political Correctness (PC for short) in order to win votes and protect people's wussy feelings.
Political correctness can be defined as the act of altering the wording of a statement that refers to a certain group of people so that they feel better about themselves; for example foreigners and overweight people. However, over time, society has decided that the truth is rude and unacceptable, so we are made to sugar-coat reality.
It is defined by politically correct people as follows...note the way that no possible entity in this universe could possibly be offended, except maybe the blind or illiterate:
Political correctness is making sure not to offend any
person human living thing that is capable of thinking feeling existing.
The movement for political correctness has spent many years researching the most neutral way to address a group of people, without stepping on any toes. Phrases such as "souls", "brothers and sisters", "carbon-based lifeforms", "sentient protein chains", "spatial distinctivenesses", "not-self" and "friends" have all been found insensitive. Originally the word "Love" was the only universally acceptable form of communication, but it was found this could be used to insult an individual by expressing it to everyone BUT them.
Politically incorrect activists frown on the term political incorrectness, seeing it as a bastardisation of English that political correctness is known for. It was therefore universally agreed that they shall henceforth be known as bastards.
Federal law requires the article to be translated into another language. It is bilingualism, multiculturalism and PC-ness in its best.
A lei federal requer que este artigo seja traduzido em outra lingugagem. É bilingualismo, multiculturalismo e políticamente correto em seu melhor.
La ley federal requiere que el artículo sea traducido a otro idioma. Es el bilingüismo, el multiculturalismo y PC-dad en su mejor momento. (Gracias por los Estadounidenses hable Espanol.)
The honky lo made we be jivin in anotha way brothas talk all right. yeah. (Ebonics version for use in the "African-American" communities, ask the Oakland public school district, they said it is a real language.)
Liittovaltion laki edellyttää artikkeli käännetään toiselle kielelle. Se on kaksikielisyys, monikulttuurisuus ja PC-ness parhaimmillaan. (thanks to the European Union, but I forgot if this was Estonian or Finnish, not Euskara.)
La loi fédérale exige que l'article soit traduit dans une autre langue. Il est le bilinguisme, le multiculturalisme et le PC-tion à son meilleur. (Merci beaucoup, French-Canadian version, not the Parisian French version...oui, oui, euro'pee'in.)
연방 법률이 문서는 다른 언어로 번역해야합니다. 그것은 최고의 bilingualism, 다문화주의와 PC - 다움이다. (Korean is one of California's 100 official languages printed in documents like the DMV handbooks).
联邦法律要求的文章被翻译成另一种语言。这是双语，多元文化和PC -内斯在其最好的。(White people are encouraged to learn this language, we are a globalized economy, dominated by the Yellow, er...I mean "Asian" race. Remember not all Chinks are alike, but all look the same.)
Federal legeak eskatzen artikulua beste hizkuntza batera itzuli behar. Elebitasuna, kultur aniztasuna eta PC-Ness da bere onenean. (Again, the PC movement wants to protect very rare endangered languages, like animal species. This one is Euskara or the Basque language in Spain and France, go figure.)
|Politically Incorrect||Politically Correct|
|Tranny, Transie, Shemale, Androgyne||Genderless person/people|
|Pimpmobile||Culturally Responsive Transport|
|Useless, Lazy, Health-Budget-Draining, Lard-Ass Fat People||Excessively Overweight|
|Indecent Exposure||Jamie Lee|
|Ugly||Aesthetically and Facially Handicapped|
|Fat Midget||Bidimensionally Abnormal|
|Old People||Chronologically Advanced|
|Prostitute||Financially Compensated Reproductive Organ Stimulation Assistant|
|Cunt||George W Bush|
|Player||Male Sex Worker|
|Cheating||Sexually Outsourcing For The Benefit of Oneself|
|Cunt Flaps||Squids Favourite|
|Censorship||Selective Release of Information|
|Jesus Christ/Jesus/Christ||Ross Peachment(or is it...)|
|Politically Correct||Of Truth and Accuracy Regarding Government or Public-Related Issues|
|Politically Incorrect||Of Erroneousness and Inaccuracy Regarding Government or Public-Related Issues|
|Uncyclopedia Editors||Extremely Socially Challenged|
|Wikipedia Editors||Suicidally Socially Challenged|
|Deep-fried shit factory||McDonald's|
|Non-Organic/Not Local/Genetically Modified food||Poison|
|Neurotypical Syndrome||Arrogant Assholes|
|Religious Wingnut||Jerry Falwell|
|Those with titchy hands||Digitally disadvantaged|
|Annoying||Twelve Year Olds|
|Black||Absorbing all Wavelengths of the Electromagnetic Spectrum|
|Cheese-eating surrender monkeys||French people|
|White People||Reflecting all Wavelengths of the Electromagnetic Spectrum|
|Stupid call centre pricks||Hindus|
|Jew||Jew (it's a race and a religion!)|
|Wops, Dagos and Guinees||Italians (considered "white" and a race!)|
|White Trash||Caucasian Organic Waste|
|Niggers||Multiple People that absorb all wavelengths of the EM spectrum|
|Lard-arsed nationalistic trigger-happy religious pricks||Americans|
|Crumpet eating pussies||Britons|
|Illegal Immigrants||Mexicans (Also Undocumented Citizens)|
|Jewish terror group||Jewhad|
|Slaughter of innocent people||Jihad|
|Hearts and Minds of the people||The stuff they don't show you on CNN|
|War on Terror||Intrusion of Muslims' rights|
|Fox News||Arrogantly self-proclaimed "balanced".|
|Bill O'Rielly||Ironically, a pinhead|
|Electoral Fraud||Voting Irregularities|
|Primitive People||Modern Atheists|
|Delusional People||Modern Christians|
|Big Fat Fucks With Goose Shit For Brains||Liberals|
|Any joke.||"A non-prejudiced white heterosexual male walked into a bar and got arrested because he made a facetious comment. What a narrow-minded oppressing asshole! I hate white heterosexual males. And Jews."|
|Mel Gibson||Any Joke|
|"Baa baa black sheep"||"Baa baa ethnically-diverse sheep"|
|"Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs"||"Snow Caucasian And The Seven Vertically Challenged People"|
|"Every Tom, Dick and Harry"||"Every Tom, Penis and Harry"|
|"Pot calling the kettle black"||"Marijuana calling the kettle pigmentally different"|
|"Ten little indians"||"Ten ethnically-diverse people living in Las Vegas"|
|"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"||"My mind is expressing itself in terms of a Caucasian non-denominational winter festival"|
|"Your momma's so fat..."||"Your Domestic Engineer is so full-figured..."|
|"Black coffee"||"Darker-than-thou coffee"|
|"I think political correctness has gone mad"||"I am a bigot"|
|"Rusty and dented heap"||"Metallurgically challenged late model automobile"|
|"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"||"Sex worker, sex worker, sex worker! Merry Festive Period, if you are not a Christian we respect your life choices. But you do get presents..."|
|"Dot or Feather?"||"Indian-American or American Indian?"|
|The Nativity Scene||The holiday home deprived family|
|Jew||Persons of the faith of Judaism|
|Religious nuts||People of faith|
|Orthodox Christians||Another different branch of Xtianity (it's Orthodox and Christian)|
|Morons||Mormons (it's a religion and a separate Christian sect)|
|Goths, Emos, Satanists and Witches.||Pagans|
|Christmas||Non-specific wintry gathertime in which people celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Amen.|
|Dennis Prager||Sanity impaired|
|Meg Griffin||Blind as a bat, dumb as s***, nutjob, ugly as h***, infernal retard spawn.|
|George W. Bush||EVIL White Man. American. Christian.|
|Barak Obama||Our savior. Half-black. Half-Kenyan. Half-Moslem.|
Rules to remember
- Only white heterosexual males are required to be politically correct.
- Only whites wont find EVERYTHING racist.
- Only Males wont find EVERYTHING sexist.
- If you don't find everything racist and sexist then you are obviously the oppressor.
- It's only racist if white people say it.
- All forms of Feminism are perfect and are without fault like every communist state and no one is allowed to question of doubt its management because that would automatically make you a Straw Misogynist.
- All women are leftest therefore we are all feminist and all men are rightist therefore they are all Neo-Nazis of KKK members unless if they are slaves to us to subjugate and stereotype their own gender.
- All men are chauvinist pigs, women slavers and potential rapist from birth.
- All native populations lived in absolute idyllic happiness until White people showed up. The natives lived freely on horseback.
- Societal aspects like slavery and imperialism are immoral when white people do it, but when anybody else does it then it is "cultural differences."
- If somebody is making life harder for women then they're being oppressive.
- If somebody is making life easier for women then they must be assuming women are weak and need help.
- If there is no longer racial or sexist inequality then think of some other excuse to bitch, censor or subjugate in those two manners (white heterosexual males can't).
- All males are automatically guilty of women's oppression from birth even if they are supporting women's rights.
- All whites and no other race are automatically guilty of the oppression of minorities from birth.
- All women and all girls must find everything sexist towards their gender even if there is 0 sexism or if it has nothing to do with gender. All men and all boys aren't allowed to complain about any subjugation or stereotyping about their own gender.
- Since most writers are male all male writers believe their gender is superior and there fore all of their female characters are useless, subjugated or victimised by all the male characters.
- All women must be encouraged to castrate any man without cause and be prised by it and any man who castrates any women shall be punished severely because after all all men harm all women.
- There is no such thing as male feminist any more then there is such a thing as white black panthers.
- All it takes to find something racist is when there is an accent of an ethnic group even if he or she is voiced by a member of that collective and isn't even remotely stereotyped. P.S this is why Political Correctness is dead.
- All males are in favour of the tropes Monster Misogyny, Faux Action Girl, Chickifacation and Women in Refrigerators even if they are fighting against them.
- The cartoon TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender is just as if not then more racist then the live action film even tough its diverse and breaks down various racial stereotypes but it was written by white people and there fore it is automatically racist because after all whites can only be racist.
- Having a boyfriend is wrong because all women must be man hating lesbians.
- The live action TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer is sexist even though it has more female characters then male characters and they go beyond the feminine stereotypes but it is created by a male and there fore it is automatically sexist because after all males can only be sexist.
- All female leaders are perfect and all male leaders are evil.
- All women fake sex while all men fake entire relationships. Which means all women are prudes while all men are perverts.
- If there is any positive changes to racial or gender equality then say that they are negative changes to add insult to injury for those who have made an effort to equalise.
- All whites are above the law and none of them are imprisoned.
- Women are allowed to use the Misandric word of Dick to indicate they hate men but men are not allowed to use the Misogynistic word Pussy to indicate they hate women.
- All men have naturally physically harmed at least one woman often without even realising it even if they are a self devoted celibit.
- Blacks are allowed to call whites Crackkkers or Redneckkks but whites aren't allowed to call blacks Niggers.
- Any minority who commits a crime against a white person is okay but its not okay if a white person commits a crime on a minority member.
- Society in the United States is just blacks v.s whites and no other race because that is all we WANT it to be.
- Whites are never unfortunate or being subjugated by anyone or anything beyond there Credit Card expiring since after all poor whites don't exist.
- If you do your research on oppression of collectives and find that whites, males and hetrosextuals are also subjugated and stereotyped then leave them out of the history of oppression altogether since after all they don't matter and only they have oppressed and all of them oppress.
- Find any excuse you can to write a nasty letter to a TV station, newspaper, or other such media outlet for alleged displays of political incorrectness.
- For instance, "this page is offensive to people who don't like lists. How could you be so insensitive?"
- When you see Christmas decorations, the first thing you must think of is all the disenfranchised non-Christians.
- Bitch and cow are politically incorrect as they compare people to animals, and if you use these terms then you are a male chauvinist pig.
- Severely chastise people if they are eating any living thing (no, plants and ugly animals like fish don't count).
- NEVER criticize a politician who is not a white Christian male. Doing so makes you a hateful pig.
- Even if it is technically true, it is racist and therefore politcally incorrect (for example, "filthy Jew" is offensive, even if used to describe a Hebrew who never showers).
- If a book, TV show or other entertainment source depicts a minority character that isn't perfect in any way, then they are perpetrating unfair stereotypes. But it must have minority characters, otherwise it is racist for having only white characters.
- The only justified war that America has ever fought was the Civil War, which replaceded the immoral culture of southerners with the newfound open-minded liberalism of the north.
- Do not insult anyone who cannot defend himself (herself, itself), only Christians that are instructed to turn the other cheek.
- It is okay to harshly criticize the worldviews of people who are white men, Christians, and Republicans. They are all bigots, so their opinions make them biased.
- If anybody tries to point out hypocrisy in this, tell them that they're horrible racists.
- Christians are bigoted only if they are white Republicans. Being a Black Christian is good, though it is the culture given to them by the slave traders.
- Using the term "African-American" is offensive because they might not identify themselves as Africans.
- Using the term "American" to describe a person from the US is offensive to people from Canada, central and South Americans.
- Using the term "black" is also offensive for some reason.
- Only black people are ever to use the word Nigger.
- No white person is allowed to use the word Nigger, unless they are on a website and can't get caught.
- A vast majority of the world is pessimistic and if you are optimistic then you are oblivious the the dystopian earth.
- Anyone who disagrees with homosexuals hates homosexuals.
- Everyone who disagrees with christians loves everyone.
- The Lord of the Rings is racist because white wizards are better than any others.
- Pianos are racist because the white keys are bigger even if they are black grand pianos.
- Tell others how to be politically correct and nag them excessively about how it's wrong to preach about one's worldview.
- Look up any word in the dictionary. If you try hard enough, you will find some kind of xenophobic connotations.
- Be ready to accuse people of saying something offensive after every sentence.
- Find a hidden racist history behind every insult known to man. The phrase "heebie-jeebies?" Make up something about it being related to Jews, even though it isn't. In fact, go ahead and make every seemingly innocuous insult offensive to Jews.
- Use the word "tolerance" excessively, even though the word usually implies only reluctant acceptance. Remember, that kind of logic only applies to hateful white men, not to you.
- Due to a history of colonialism, it is fine to criticise British people without being racist. It is also acceptable for Scots, Irish or Welsh people to attack the English for being 'evil invading Saxons'.
- Even if your family just moved to the US a generation ago, you are just as responsible for slavery as every other white person in the US.
- The above stated rule does not count in Britain. A black person who is born as a third generation in that country, is a victim of Imperialism. British Imperialism however, was invented by Benjamin Zephaniah so he could blame someone else for being born in Bromieland. AND make some poetry.
- The best way to create racial understanding is to single out people of different races and have them discuss race issues. Nothing helps a problem like making people think about it and discuss it.
- Even if a group isn't offended (which of course isn't possible, such as how we all know how horribly offended African Americans are when they're called "black") it's the job of every white person to stick up for them as if they're sticking up for themselves.
- Never, under any circumstances, use the word "hate." For instance, instead of saying, "I hate this horrible migraine," say, "I strongly do not agree with the actions and point of view presented by this migraine."
- NEVER discuss gender differences, you may be "sexist" and women think you hate them. Wrong...you love women, that's why you wanna flirt with one, but that's now considered "sexual harrassment" and be lucky you're not fired, sued or registered a "sex offender".
- Do NOT educate your children by letting them read Dead White Males (DWM), or any other 'literature' regarded by the nazelite as 'genius'. The fascists' narrative called 'history' states that these 'people' were responsible for the lion's share of all the world's 'scientific', 'technological', 'artistic' and philosophical '"'"'inovations'"'"' and '"'"'accomplishments'"'"'; it is of no merit and epistemologically in-correct - they are still white (DWM)!
- The reason why "Girls Need Role Models" is a bad thing is because misandric subduction is the only one we accept.
- Women should deny sexism and abuse against men because of our beloved Double standard that we have created. Since after all only men are sexist and also are all men are misogynistic oppressors and all are violent potential rapist.
- Wanting Tibet to be freed is racist because the government of China tells us that it's an independent state.
- Anarchy is a perfect system since its after all with out authority there for no one will rape or murder anyone. It is the 10s after all the decade of anarchy so you should already know that.
- Communism is also perfect a perfect system since it did no harm in the past and all communist states where successful in brining equality. It is the 1900s after all.
- If you do not believe that taxes just go to the goverment and nothing else the you work for the oppressive government.
- All males are responsible for the economy since after all all men are bankers.
- All the youth of this generation do is sex drugs and spoilt rotten behaviour.
- Everything in the 00s was hell and everything before it was heaven.
- Religion is the root of all evil.
- A world without religion is a peaceful utopia.
- A Lesbian Utopia is a perfect world because after all women don't fight each other.
- There is no such thing as male on male subjugation, female on female subjugation of female on male subjugation there is only male on female subjugation.
- In a world without religion there would be no war, since no war has ever been started over resources or ethnicity or power or anything else besides religion.
- Anything evil ever done in the name of Islam is entirely the fault of conservative Christian voters and politicians in the U.S. who provoke them into doing it.
- Money can only be used for evil.
- The only way to end corporate greed is if we get rid of the corporations all together.
- We boycott Disney because it was created by a white man even though there is no evidence that he was a racist. We do same same for Star Trek and its creator Gene Roddenberry for him being born in the same collective as Walt even though there is no evidence that he was a racist either.
- Robert Heinlein was a misogynistic oppressor just for him being born a male.
- If you are or where hopeless at school then you should take your life because your worthless.
- Regardless of who you are or what you do you will go to hell for not choosing the right religion.
- You only live once and there fore you must be fearful of death because it just goes black when you die and there fore that is all you should think about in life until you become one with The Nothing After Death and then you really must despair.
- There is no proof that your parents love you whether they approve to your behaver or not there fore your parents don't love you.
- Children have no future simply because everything they try to do is beyond their abilities.
- The nursery rhyme "Bah Bah Black Sheep" is racist because it mentions the word black.
- No one is allowed to question false rape allegations by women because that would be Politically Incorrect.
- In the Norwegian Party called Fremskrittspartiet, allegation is actual evidence. (All feminist in every country operate the same way as they do in Norway)
- If you're going to put garbage in broken newspaper dispenser, make sure you know what paper it was for first. Putting garbage into a Jewish newspaper box is offensive and a display of anti-Semitism. Based on a true story
- If you support the State of Israel then you are a blind Republican imperialist who hates Arabs. But don't criticize Israel, else you are an anti-Semitic monster who worships Hitler. Your best best is to look uncomfortable and change the subject whenever Israel is mentioned.
- Don't ever stereotype people. Even if it's in your cracker-ass beer-swilling gun-toting wife-beating Southern hick genes to do so.
- Studying at Oxford? Not if you are an Israeli Jew. Such is the law of Professor Andrew Wilkie (not the Aussie chap). Cambridge is more PC.
- In case it is not already stated, a British Embassy is there only to help ex-pats find a good quality turkey for Christmas. Don't you dare question where your tax money goes to....that is offensive.
- GET THIS CHINA GOVERNMENT: Because Norway blokes are the coolest people there is, they are to be rescued from the Everest!
- On flights, domestic or otherwise: Flightattendants love your brats. You can go ahead to watch that film with Julia Roberts, or have a nap. If a Flight Attendant complains, he or she might oppiniate that David Cameron is a leftist softie.
- What a bunch of crap.
By following these rules and using the chart above, we can turn the world into a utopia where the only criticisms are directed at white Christan male southerners and where the entire language has been replaced by completely non-offensive wording!
I'M NOT HISPANIC. I'm NOT LATINO. YO SOY CHICANO! Just another word for a confused Mexican American. And no, I'm not Puerto Rican. They are Boricuas.
Political Correctness has worn the mask of blame and hate for so long that its mask has become its face and all it takes to offend a minority is to be born white or male. There fore Political Correctness and "The Third Reich" of Germany are almost cousins and needs to be stooped immaterially if we truly want diversity instead of racism.
- PC Plod
- It's Politically Incorrect So It Must Be Funny
- The Politically Incorrect Guide series
- UnNews:Cancer is racist
- Black sheep