Plectrum
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Device for strumming a guitar.
Should not, by any means, be confused with a rectum. The result is public embarrassment and probably a trip to A&E.
Plectra are desperatly sought after by fans of bands as fans bestow magic powers upon plectra. Moreover, plectra take in a lot less space than guitars, drums, etc.
It has been known that a select few people can actually gestate plectrum within their bowels which then move up to the tongue region as it is warmer there. This is how plectra are harvested.
Saddam Hussein, an otherwise unknown purveyor of trinkets and shiny baubles, famously referred to the OTHER Saddam Hussein, as a "plectrum", while being dragged through Kansas by his testicles, although he was quite drunk at the time and probably meant something else altogether.
