Playwright
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A playwright is a highly dangerous breed of artist who enjoys frolicking in the woods while creating imaginary friends for himself. Usually, he finds professional actors to fully realize the sometimes ipersonalities of his imaginary friends. Your typical playwright spends most of his time thinking up quotes with which he hopes to enliven your otherwise excrutiatingly boring, pointless existence.
Playwrights are known for their incessantly self centered behavior which includes talking to you unendingly about how they "Are playwrights" and "have written plays", and all other sorts of boring, useless shit. As children playwrights spend a lot of time laying naked in their beds begging not to go to school, because they have so many ideas they would love to turn into some kind of gay ass story that nobody wants to hear.
[edit] Typical Plays Written By Playwrights
Playwrights are known for writing really lame plays about Jewish people suffering inside attics as well as dealing with the nature of existance and other totally lame boring crap. Sometimes they also write plays about gay dudes that have sex in bushes and then more often than not die of AIDS. Other topics covered include horse torturing, wife swapping, salesman dying, and flowers in the attic. Booorriing!
[edit] How to recognize a Playwright (One could be in your midst RIGHT NOW)
A playwright comes in many different forms. Usually, he chooses to appear in a form closely resembling your average human. However, due to their "vivid imaginations" and "artistic license", it is very rare that one actually sees a playwright accurately posing as a human. They are recognizable, first and foremost, by what these strange creatures have dubbed "quirks". These quirks can include such things that we as a homophobic society would deem, on sight, queer and fruity, such as twirled moustaches, highly fashionable footwear, and strong cologne.
