Plasma Pong
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Plasma Pong is one of the massive mutations caused by the unknown secret pong experiments of '87 and Nam. Plasma pong is just like normal pong; except for the fact that rainbow plasma is added into the game play experience. So this points to strong evidence that when plasma pong was in creation, the evil scientologists used a hella lot of LSD and added some of it to Plasma Pong's bloodstream. If you wish to enjoy Plasma Pong for yourself, you should really take some LSD. It makes it so much cooler man...
Dood, I am seriously tripping...
[edit] History of Plasma Pong
After Pong 1.0's long history of being captured more than Princess Peach and cloned and having variations of it made came to a near close, some groups felt that the history of Pong clones and variants should never stop. The year was 2006, and one group in particular was the Scientologists, who wanted to make a version of Pong that utilized some sort of brain washing by emulated LSD trip. They wanted to do this to entertain and bring more to their evil cause. Unfortuanly, Pong 1.0 was currently in the hands of some homebrew geeks that had Mortal Kombat hostage and wanted to splice it into Pong 1.0, so therefore they had no access to it, and Mr. Xenu was growing impatient. The scientologists had to act, so they used their mightiest and most unstoppable power on the geeks, their legal department.
The geeks never had a chance. They lost everything, and soon died of poverty. (Note: Their project, Mortal Pongbat lived unbeknownst to the Scientologists and was capitalized to restore the geeks families shattered lives). With Pong 1.0 in their grasp, the Scientologists started their work on what was called Xenu Pong. Xenu Pong consisted of normal pong, but the paddles could shoot out plasma to create swirls and a current for a ball to travel on. The plasma swirls were going to be the key of the mind control, but something went wrong. What was believed by an act of Jesus the Scientologist splice lab was taken by surprised by a deterred Habbo Hotel raid group. There were too many for the Scientologists false powers to contend with, and all the scientologists in the lab and the lab it's self were completely eradicated. They never had any chance, and the condition of Xenu pong was unknown.
A few weeks later, a salvage team was sent through, and the incomplete and dying Xenu pong was found. The leader of this salvage group gave Xenu pong to his techno-whiz nerd son, who manipulated the code to baleet the mind control but still keep the LSD plasma for enjoyment. He also added a plasma tractor beam to the paddles and a few more flashy effects, and renamed it Plasma Pong. It is believed that this nerd was under the influence of LSD indeed, thus the additional plasma creating effects and the create-your-own plasma swirl mode being strong evidence to this theory.
Once completed, the game was unleashed upon the internet, were it was discovered that the mind control properties still existed, but there was no direct master programmed to be worshiped, so people became slaves to this game...
Slaves forever...
No hope...
Must go back...
And play...
