Plasma

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Plasma was created by llamas in -1764 degrees Kelvin. The llamas had bonded together with Megan Foxxx(she had not taken out the three x's yet)and ice cream to create plasma/your mom.Plasma is delectable, and will turn you into tongue because of it's great delectability and cause you to like the nearest dead thing. HOWEVER: Side effects may occur, like an urge to watch Transformers and to pause when Megan Fox fixes the automobile of that very lucky man....also, you may want to drink water fervently. Making retarded posts on Twitter is also another dangerous side effect.