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<small>'''Please note''' that this offer does not apply in most of [[Africa]], all of [[South America]], the upper west side of [[Malaysia]], [[Pangea]], [[Deepwater Horizon|BP-land]], [[Uranus]], [[Middle Earth]], or [[Texas]]. (Texas has stringent stipulations that prevent abortions, except in the rarest and most severe of situations. However, once you are popped out of the womb, they won't think twice to put your ass down. That's the sanctity of life.)</small>
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<small>'''Please note''' that this offer does not apply in most of [[Africa]], all of [[South America]], the upper west side of [[Malaysia]], Pangea, [[Deepwater Horizon|BP-land]], [[Uranus]], [[Middle Earth]], or [[Texas]]. (Texas has stringent stipulations that prevent abortions, except in the rarest and most severe of situations. However, once you are popped out of the womb, they won't think twice to put your ass down. That's the sanctity of life.)</small>
   
 
<small>'''Pleased to note you''' that the government is not actually giving away abortions or condoms. It is you, the taxpayer, who does that. Does that boil your poodle? To think, you just paid for that escort's ninth abortion this year and supplied enough prophylactics for a million couples to perform the latex lambada. And the gays! They're having protected sex, now! Leave it to them to circumvent [[AIDS]]. You know, this country has really gone to the [[liberal|dogs]]. Why can't my taxes just cover the stuff that matters? How will we ever keep stockpiling nuclear armaments and spreading democracy to all the unfortunate and ugly people of the world if we've gotta keep throwing money at abortions and public school textbooks? It really is ridiculous.</small>
 
<small>'''Pleased to note you''' that the government is not actually giving away abortions or condoms. It is you, the taxpayer, who does that. Does that boil your poodle? To think, you just paid for that escort's ninth abortion this year and supplied enough prophylactics for a million couples to perform the latex lambada. And the gays! They're having protected sex, now! Leave it to them to circumvent [[AIDS]]. You know, this country has really gone to the [[liberal|dogs]]. Why can't my taxes just cover the stuff that matters? How will we ever keep stockpiling nuclear armaments and spreading democracy to all the unfortunate and ugly people of the world if we've gotta keep throwing money at abortions and public school textbooks? It really is ridiculous.</small>
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A clinic giving away free abortions in return for

a) money
b) reffering freinds to do the same

 Visit http://www.plannedparenthood.com today for yours!

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