Piss
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“PISS!!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on piss
“It's pissing down with rain, and I just stepped in a peedle!”
~ Dan Quayle attempts some humor.
“Piss be with you”
~ Random Priest on Peace
“And also on you!”
~ Chuck Norris on God
“At one point in all of my dreams, I piss on something.”
~ Some Fucktard on piss
“Piss is like the other word for urine”
~ Oscar Wilde on piss
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[edit] Notable instances of attempts to achieve piss
[edit] Levant
During the recent great heave in the Lebanon - Ehud Olmert, Hizbollah, Lebanon and Syria struggled to achieve piss and so called Condoleeza Rice in, some hot sex and masturbation then ensued and The White House subsequently announced that she had clearly got on top of things and denied that she had imposed herself as claimed, but that piss had not been achieved although firing had continued for some time, but that the threat of sending Margaret Beckett had soon stopped that.
“We need to achieve a quick piss”
~ George Bush on Piss Process
[edit] About Piss
Piss is sometimes yellow, and sometimes purple. If it is purple then you should go to the emergency room immediately. Or you could call Tom Cruise, who could help you with Scientology. Sometimes receiving a blowjob or having any sort of sexual intercourse will cause you to need to piss. This is not abnormal and you should piss before going to bed. If you drink your own piss, it will add 27.4 years onto your life. So have fun and drink up!
[edit] Rectal Urination
It is possible to piss out of your stinkpipe too. This is commonly called "Ass-Piss" and is the direct result of drinking a 40oz. of Steel Reserve 211 and eating a block of gouda cheese.
You can plug your turdchute with an array of objects to keep ass-piss from leaking. Rectal urine has a much different flavor and/or aroma than cock-piss or pussy-piss. It is slightly less bitter, with a sharper taste.
[edit] Biblical Roots
Moses crossed the Dead Sea, a sea exclusively of God's piss, so it wasn't that big of a deal for God to slosh his piss at the Egyptians.
[edit] After the Pub
Sloshed after 20 pints of Scrumpy Cider, then struggling then having thrown Kofi Annan, Bill Clinton and Margaret Beckett out telling them we didn't need them we had a slash; then Condoleeza Rice turned up and offered to help to get the piss talks going, we lied and the rest is history.
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