Pikachusetts
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Pikachusetts is the state of Massachusetts after Pikachu took it over by defeating Jigglypuff in the the great battle of Hyrule Temple. People are also happy that the name is easier to pronounce, too. Its slogan is, "Pika, Pika!" Also now everyone is forced to celebrate Pikachu Day every other Monday after each full moon, except for those mondays when you just don't want to get out of bed. Though Pikachu is a bit of a Supreme Dictator, he is still a better ruler then Michael S. Dukakis, another type of Pocket Monster.
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[edit] Pikachu
“I believe pikachu is most wonderful thing that has ever happened on this earth. Pikachu is obviously the best!”
~ Pikachew on Pikachu
“Me love the pika long time.”
~ Peepshow on Pikachu
Pikachu, the step-brother of Pichu, and the negation of a pikadeth, is, like Michael Jackson, a friendly electric rat pokémon, who somehow used his excellent rodent powers to take over and rename Massachusetts. He now rules with an iron fist of power. He was Emperor of Japan during 1998 and 1999, after sales of his shower curtains overtook those of Crayon Shin-Chan's. Being a rat, his attacks are things like squeak-vomit and plague flea. Also will sometimes do things like "come-on-you" and "freak-job".
Though many viewers of the Pokémon animé (a known cause of colon cancer, brain damage, seizures, and hypnotizing kids into thinking that George W. Bush isn't drunk) believe otherwise, Pikachu is not an individual but a species. And it can be made into a tasty snack food, a lot like Soylent Green but with less cannibalism. Also, it is known to hang around with the penguin species Uberpimpus Itllgetyadrunkus, at which time they get raging drunk and sacrifice zucchinis to Sauron, who happens to be Pikachu's old college roomate.
[edit] Pet
It is quite common for Japanese women to keep a pikachu as a pet. Its pointy ears make good use for acts of simultaneous stimulation and its electric abilities are useful incentive for lazy husbands. It is unwise to take a shower with a Pikachu, because in addition to it's electric powers, it may pikachu. If it sits on you, its oddly shaped daggertail will cut you.
[edit] Public Works
As Pikachu is a gas Pokemon, and Pikachusetts (nee Massachusetts) is a coastal state, Pikachu is able to exert his power over the aquatic life which inhabits Boston Harbor and the Charles River. A major part of Pikachu's bid for continued domination is to use his power over the aquatic Pokemon to force them to keep ground and rock types (against which Pikachu's attacks are fairly ineffective, but water attacks are quite effective) from becoming a threat to him. In order to better ensure a water Pokemon is always available to protect him from rock or ground Pokemon, Pikachu has made efforts to flood Boston, beginning with the "central artery" tunnels. However, an unforeseen problem with this effort has been the level of toxicity in the Charles. Most Magikarp would dissolve in the Charles river within 7 hours.
[edit] Revolt of the Squrtile
as long as Pikachu has ruled Pikachusetts their has been some rebellious acts by some Squrtiles. Because with Pikachu using it power over the aquatic life which inhabit the Boston harbor and the Charles river their has beenFATALITIES and some say they have the help from the NEW YORK YANKEES. The Yankees have been suppling the Squrtiles with steroids and growth hormones to make the Squrtiles bigger and stronger.But each time at a assassination of Pikachu has failed becuase just faces Squrtiles suck snrolax balls.But some people say that Squrtiles have a undercover agent among Pikachus possa.
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