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“I onsh had my brosnan pierced, but it wouldn't shtay on, sho I shlapped the WalMart manager.”

~ Connery Canard on Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brendan Brosnan

Pierce "Paper-Camel" Brosnan is also known as "The Brozza", "The Broz" and "The Irish Horse".

Born in 1962 he has been compared to such world-defining figures as and Cliff Richard. He has, so far, lived a life of ups and downs and has continued a selfless fight for justice and world peace.

He is a spokesperson for Omega watches, BMW cars, Heineken beer, Smirnoff vodka, Philips electronics and many other brands, for which he has made several infomercials:

• GoldenShower In My Eye
• Tomorrow I Die, But Remington Steel Lives On
• Three Wives is Not Enough
• Die Another Day To See Ian Flemming Spinning In His Grave

He also stripped down to his undies and cowboy boots for The Matressdoor. It was then he was proven to have an 11-inch schlong.

[edit] Overview

Pierce Brosnan is now Married to Chelsea Davidson and they lived happily ever after

[edit] The IQ Project

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[edit] Brozza Facts

• Official Brosnan Day- 11th November
• Pierce Brosnan Bond Confirmtion Day - June 8, 1994
• Pierce is the reincarnation of George Lazenby, who played James Bond in 1969. He got pissed because he was only hired for one movie, and if his last line in the movie 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' is played backwards, he is quoted in saying, "Pancakes defeat swimming Christmas trees", which has nothing to do with Pierce Brosnan.
• Cliff Richard was quoted as saying "Pierce continues to be my inspiration and has helped me develop my music throughout the years"
• Recognition For Brosnan continues to collect money for many of Brosnans charities and members can be found in every city of England.
• Brosnan once owned 22.4% share in Microsoft which he sold off to help finance aid workers sent out to less economically developed districts of London
• Brosnan coined the phrase "Just Say No!"
• Brosnan is known to teach civil litigation at Nottingham Law School.
• He once played the part of a man with tattoos. this was quite a challenge for Pierce as he himself has none.
• Brosnan was personally invited and made a speech at John Paul II's funeral
• He did James Bond at one time, but no-one quite remembers when and what films.
• He was born in Ireland which means he enjoys the occasional potato for dinner...and lunch...and breakfast...and...
• Once killed Kyle's mom in a Bond movie. Though Kyle's mom didn't die she just laid on her back like she does 24/7.
• There's more to his life than making films: fighting for the causes he believes in, finding time for himself, but he still has to keep up; it's the same for his skin.
• Brosnan's singing voice (taken from the hit movie Mamma Mia) is sometimes used by the Police at riots as a weapon.

[edit] Usage as a verb

• Pierce Brosnan! is also sometimes used as a command, often used by Bond's villains.
• Pierce Brosnan known as the Remington Steel James Bond

[edit] See Also

• the James Bond gang