Pie
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[edit] History Of Pie
Pie began in the 17th century under the rule of Guy Fawkes. At first, pie was nothing more than a simple pastery...but, over time it grew more powerful as more and more people began saying "pie" because they thought it was "fun" (NOTE:every time you say "pie" it grows one step closer to ultimate power) thus, pie became a deity with millions of followers around the world that love and worship it. In the past, pie has done many great things like ending WW|| and ending many annoying Internet memes. However, Pie in general has a limited history due to the fact people mostly ate any pie they saw, therefore, preventing it from doing much. It is widly known among pie researchers that pie may have first been created in Edgar Allen Poe's lab. Also Pie is now the most known pie in pie-land and pieism is a religion. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-PIE!!!!
[edit] Future Pie Plans
In the future, pie is planning to "RULE THE WORLD" (like many, many other things/people with the same objective) to do this, pie says they/it/he/she will fatten every human up until they can't walk. They also say they might eat humans as punishment for the deaths of all their fellow pie brethren (like pie Lincoln and pie Jesus.) However, this won't happen because we have the Internet and captain Kirk on our side.
[edit] The love of pie and it's effects on the human mind
HOLY PieHOLE! Pie is awesome, you idiot. It's a sign! (Get it?)
““Is this fucking right???””
~ Devon O'Reilly on Pi
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“I like pie. ”
~ Me on pie on the Pie
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“Pie? Did someone say pie?!? did somebody say Andrew lee? Where?!? TELL ME NOW!?!? WHERE IS THE PIE?!?!? ME WANT PIE!!! ME WANT PIE!!!! GIMME PIE NOW”
~ John Prescott on Pies
“And the fairies did eat of the pie, and rejoiced.”
~ Leo Leonardo the third on pie
^an example of how much some people like pie and how it can make you crazy and high^
[edit] What's this shit made of anyway?
Pie is made of crust, fruit, and sometimes meat. (And that's all you need to know)
[edit] Flavours of pie
Some pie flavours include:
- wax
- uncyclopedia
- you got knocked the fugg out
- the hell is this shit?
- Internet
- toad
*fail
- win
- kuriboh
- pie in the sky
- death by chocolate
- rainbow homo sherbet
[edit] The Number Pi
Pi is exactly 3.14986532345688876654433456679987554345678853109457238844
Or something like that...
Maybe it's 1.28? Who knows...
[edit] Pie throwing
Pie throwing is a sport, hobby, way to pass time, and method of torture.
Throughout our history, many wars have been started thanks to pie throwing. So, make sure that if you ever feel the need to throw a pie at someone's face, make sure no one is looking because if you are caught, you will immediately receive a nice cozy spot In Hell.
[edit] PIE
Pie is special. If you have doubts about this you will fall over and hurt yourself. Then you`ll want pie to make you feel better, but you can`y have any because pie knows that you doubt it so it will not sacrifice itself to you!
[edit] See Also
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