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The piccolo is is the green guy that everyone loves to hate. He likes to drink water, tea, hard liquor, and is addicted to all forms of porn. He is also a devout American, as you can see by his bad ass turban, cape, and outfit.
Piccolo was found by Albert Einstein in a jungle far far away, then taken to the Nuclear Labs for testing. After being pushed into a huge-ass dick from Planet Namek, Piccolo was seperated from his morbidly obese brother, Shrek, into the pod. Shrek actually had this as a plan because only the fat ass Namekians could be the elders, such as Guru, the most obese phat green man ever. Shrek was the successor due to his Pounds that went right off the chart, and Piccolo ordered McNamekians everyday for a month, Shrek had decided to rid him. After Albert Einstein found him he sent him to Nazi Germany where he was put in a concentration camp for being Green, then when the Soviets raided the camp they found the green man planting some fucked up seeds that then destroyed the Soviets.
edit Growing Up
Piccolo (Marquese) learned how to play a piccolo when he was 2 years old, and played it with Nam until the tournament, where he met a little fucked up monkey boy with a huge stick who beat the shit out of him and stuck the flute so far up his ass it caused Piccolo to break into two people.
Like all bad-ass superheroes, Piccolo died--but only after teaming up with Ronald McDonald to fight the Burger King in a triple threat match only to get the shit beaten out of him by the fucking Undertaker, whereas Ronald McDonald died and Piccolo cried and then abused Ronald's dead body. After doing so he was caught by a bald headed midget and a little number 1 fan. Then came this huge ass dude and weird ass haircut man and they killed Piccolo, thus his death.
edit More and then Death Again
After his fusion with a dying black guy he sought out to kill a gay purple white tsiled girl voice faggot thing that couldn't stop transforming. Piccolo took out his epic flute from his ass and played it as a huge snake jumped out and ate the gay purple white tailed girl voice faggot thing. After this Piccolo returned to esrth and raped Gohan like the pedophile he is years later only to be attacked by some fucked up robots, who in turn made Piccolo fuse with his Seperation again, making him even more retarded and stupid then before. He used his Lazor to destroy the beast robots and some rapist, only to end up fighting a Fucked Up huge load of bubble gum shit only to end up having the world destroyed and remade as he died again.