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'''Pi''' is single most important invention of the [[Modern|modern age]]. Pi is the key ingredient that allowed primitive man to invent the concept of [[circle]]s. And the invention of circles lead to the invention of the wheel. Pi did that. Invented the [[Wheeling Jesuit University|wheel]], I mean. And much more.
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'''Pi''' is the mathematical version of a rebel. It is what a law-abiding rational number becomes on exposure to drugs, mass false propaganda and/or religion (which is not mutually exclusive to mass false propaganda). A long long time ago, in -300 AD (Also known as 300 BC where BC stands for Before Chickens) a hippie by the name of Euclid decided he should share some of his weed with the number 3. After smoking weed, 3 got high and become irrational. That was how Pi was born, which is 3.141.....
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Here is a list of some stuff that pi [[Water powered bus|helped]] invent:
 
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*Cups
 
*[[Jarhead|Jars]]
 
*Wheels
 
*Airplanes
 
*Nighttime
 
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YEAH HEY GUESS WHAT. PI HELPED INVENT THE NIGHTTIMES. Oh shit sorry I got a bit over exited there. But holy shit man. This is pi we're talking about. And pi invented the nighttime. And the nighttime invented [[Basketball|basketball]].
 
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==The invention of basketball==
 
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It was a dark and [[UnScripts:X-Men: The Last Stand|stormy]] NIGHT. Three wisemen were riding towards Harlem on giant tanks made of gold and covered in diamonds and rubies and emeralds and the heads of women and children from [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]]. [[Suddenly, Raccoons|Suddenly Jesus]]. And a bathtub full of acid. And next thing you know [[Heidi Klum|Heith Ledger]] is dead and basketball is on [[CNN]] every morning at 18 blue donkey hour.
 
   
==More stuff that pi helped invent==
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==Controversy on the Origins of Pi==
*Keanu Reeves
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There are several conflicting alternative theories on the possible origins of Pi. Some of the more universally accepted ones include:
*Hollywood
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* In addition to 3.2, who is the child of 2 and 3(hence its last name is 2, => 3.2), Pi is the secret love-child of 3 and Inifinity. Hence Pi's last name is Infinity, 3.1415.... .
*[[Mexico]]
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* Pi was the result of a failed cloning expert involving integers
*Trees
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* Pi was created by the CIA as an inside agent to watch over all the other irrationals
*The wind
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* Pi doesn't exist. It is merely a figment of our imaginations.
*Guns
 
*Batman
 
   
==Important safety information==
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==Questions answered by Mathematicians using Pi==
Don't stop believing.
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*Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To eat some Pi. Assuming the chicken is spherical, in a vacuum and eggs are conserved in the interaction.
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*What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
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Pi.(It's not 42, the mice lied)
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*Where is waldo?
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At home, memorizing the digits of Pi
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*What is the circumference of the observable universe?
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A gazillion pies
   
==What is believing?==
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==Questions not answered using Pi==
Believing is when you think something to be true with your mind, [[brain]], body, and soul. It is a religious [[Perfect|practice]] that dates back to the beginning of time. Pi did not invent believing, but you can believe that it did if [[you]] try hard enough. I believe that you can believe if only you believe that you can believe. Believe me, I believe in [[Batman|belief]].
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*What are the first N digits of Pi?
   
==Other important things that Pi made possible==
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==Pi and God==
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Mathematicians believe that God is actually an array of digits stored somewhere inside Pi. In other words, Pi > God.
*Star Trek
 
*Rap music
 
*[[Democracy]]
 
*Rum
 
*[[People Who Like to Fuck Naked|Unprotected sex]]
 
*The weekend
 
*[[Clock spider|Clocks]]
 
*Time
 
   
 
==How pi invented time==
 
==How pi invented time==
 
One day Pi was [[User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty|chilling]] pool side with his homies, [[Fire|smoking]] a blunt and discussing the finer points of fried chicken. Suddenly Pi said, "I would certainly like some fried chicken right now." But because time hadn't been invented yet he couldn't move his limbs. He could only move his [[Mouth|mouth]]. So, with his mouth he started making clicking noises, using his tongue and the roof of his mouth. His homies asked him what he was doing and he explained, "I have just invented the [[First!!!!|first]] clock!" Suddenly they could all move their arms and legs and thoraxes so they stood up and walked away from the pool. They walked and walked and everywhere they went, time spread. Children who previously could only move their mouths were suddenly able to play and dance and sing. Eventually Pi and his homies arrived at their local fried chicken dispensary and ordered a bunch of chicken and [[Happy|enjoyed]] it.
 
One day Pi was [[User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty|chilling]] pool side with his homies, [[Fire|smoking]] a blunt and discussing the finer points of fried chicken. Suddenly Pi said, "I would certainly like some fried chicken right now." But because time hadn't been invented yet he couldn't move his limbs. He could only move his [[Mouth|mouth]]. So, with his mouth he started making clicking noises, using his tongue and the roof of his mouth. His homies asked him what he was doing and he explained, "I have just invented the [[First!!!!|first]] clock!" Suddenly they could all move their arms and legs and thoraxes so they stood up and walked away from the pool. They walked and walked and everywhere they went, time spread. Children who previously could only move their mouths were suddenly able to play and dance and sing. Eventually Pi and his homies arrived at their local fried chicken dispensary and ordered a bunch of chicken and [[Happy|enjoyed]] it.
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==In conclusion==
 
[[Woman|Ladies]] and [[Man|Gentlemen]], thank you for reading. At this time flight attendants will be coming through the cabin making their final [[Safety|safety]] checks before we land. At this time, please be sure that your seat back is returned to its upright position, and that your tray table is [[Soup|stowed]]. Please check to see if your seat belt is securely fastened. As a reminder, all carry on items must now be under the seat in front of you, or in an [[Heaven|overhead compartment]].
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 08:54, April 1, 2014

SpockPi

Pi is the mathematical version of a rebel. It is what a law-abiding rational number becomes on exposure to drugs, mass false propaganda and/or religion (which is not mutually exclusive to mass false propaganda). A long long time ago, in -300 AD (Also known as 300 BC where BC stands for Before Chickens) a hippie by the name of Euclid decided he should share some of his weed with the number 3. After smoking weed, 3 got high and become irrational. That was how Pi was born, which is 3.141.....

edit Controversy on the Origins of Pi

There are several conflicting alternative theories on the possible origins of Pi. Some of the more universally accepted ones include:

  • In addition to 3.2, who is the child of 2 and 3(hence its last name is 2, => 3.2), Pi is the secret love-child of 3 and Inifinity. Hence Pi's last name is Infinity, 3.1415.... .
  • Pi was the result of a failed cloning expert involving integers
  • Pi was created by the CIA as an inside agent to watch over all the other irrationals
  • Pi doesn't exist. It is merely a figment of our imaginations.

edit Questions answered by Mathematicians using Pi

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat some Pi. Assuming the chicken is spherical, in a vacuum and eggs are conserved in the interaction.

  • What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Pi.(It's not 42, the mice lied)

  • Where is waldo?

At home, memorizing the digits of Pi

  • What is the circumference of the observable universe?

A gazillion pies

edit Questions not answered using Pi

  • What are the first N digits of Pi?

edit Pi and God

Mathematicians believe that God is actually an array of digits stored somewhere inside Pi. In other words, Pi > God.

edit How pi invented time

One day Pi was chilling pool side with his homies, smoking a blunt and discussing the finer points of fried chicken. Suddenly Pi said, "I would certainly like some fried chicken right now." But because time hadn't been invented yet he couldn't move his limbs. He could only move his mouth. So, with his mouth he started making clicking noises, using his tongue and the roof of his mouth. His homies asked him what he was doing and he explained, "I have just invented the first clock!" Suddenly they could all move their arms and legs and thoraxes so they stood up and walked away from the pool. They walked and walked and everywhere they went, time spread. Children who previously could only move their mouths were suddenly able to play and dance and sing. Eventually Pi and his homies arrived at their local fried chicken dispensary and ordered a bunch of chicken and enjoyed it.

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