PhonePod
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“Hello? Who am I talking to? Hello?”
~ Oscar Wilde on phonePod
Thanks to the phonePod, you can listen to your favorite music everywhere! Just pick up the phone and listen to your favourite songs! It's easy, free and not so cool! The phonePod is the next logical step after the iPod, iPod nano, and the üPod. Not only the great aplle design but also the amazing number of songs makes the phonePod a real Pod! It's a Pod like no other!
Although it's impossible to add your own songs and the build-in songs are only 12 mb, the phonePod comes in three editions: the 250 gb "Newton" - edition, the 10 gb "Columbus"- edition and the 666gb "Oscar Wilde" -edition.
[edit] phonePod facts
- The phonePod comes in three colors: pink, light blue and orange.
- 'phone' in phonePod has nothing to do with 'telephone'.
[edit] the phone to phonePod system
Wow now you can listen to your phonePod everywhere! Even when your phonePod is somewhere completely else or if your phonePod is stolen! Just take a phone and call to 101-phonePod unique number-666 and you'll hear the music of your phonePod through your (cell)phone. It's easy and free.
[edit] phonePod songs
Since it's impossible to connect your phonePod to your computer, apple has chosen some of the best songs ever made for you. When you pick up the phone you hear one of these songs:
- "WTF" - Das Bas
- You and me" - Westlife
- "Sony is my pony" - Jack Spack
- "My life sucks" - Britney Spears
- "You stink" - Willie Wanko
- "Schweinen" - Der Mofas
- "Crazy"- Britney Spears
- "F*ck you" - The Killers
- "Als marktkramer geboren"- Eddy Wally
- "Lalalalaaa" - John Kabong
- "You" - We
- "RoflPwndLOL" - The n€rd$
- "War" - Burzum
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