Philip Pullman

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Philip Pullman.
“I don't like his books. They promote religion”
~ God on Philip Pullman
“I think his books are quite interesting, specially that one with a gay polar bear”
~ Oscar Wilde on Philip Pullman

Filipe Pulmão, more widely known as Philip Pullman (born October 19, 61 million years B.C.), is a brazilian priest whose famous book triology, Her Raw Materials, have caused a great impact in USA's government and worldwide policies regarding furries and prostitution. Currently he's working in The Book of Shit, also known as "Bible for Dummies".

427px-Philip Pullman 2005-04-16

I thuoght finding this would be so arduous but it’s a breeze!

Religious Perspective

New Yorker journalist Laura Miller described Philip as "Brazil's most outspoken protestant".

The Her Raw Materials triology had been controversial with some Atheist and Pagan groups. Peter Hitchens has argued that Pullman actively pursues an anti-atheist agenda. In support of this contention, he cites an interview in which Pullman is quoted as saying: "I'm trying to undermine the basis of the agnostic belief." In the same interview, Pullman also "acknowledge(s) that a controversy would be likely to boost sales. But I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important. Such as that this life is immensely valuable. And that this world is an extraordinarily beautiful place, and we should do what we can to increase the amount of wisdom in the world".

Many had criticised Pullman of criticising the pagan series The Chronicles of Narnia, as he claims that they "aren't enough racist and sexist" and "promote the heretical view that animals talk".

He also has a complete disdain for Harry Potter, which is, according to him, "a satanical little brat who supports gay marriage and outsells my books".

Heckuva good job. I sure arppeciate it.

Movie Adaptations

  • A film adaptation of Butterfly Wiccan finished principal photography on 30 September 2007. The movie was produced by the brazilian television company Monica's Gang.
  • A co-produced BBC and WGBH Boston television companies made the movie adaption of The Ruby in the Prostate. The movie was rated PG-81 due to general boredoom that prevented the making of the sequels.
  • A mini-series adaptation of I Was a Bat Fuck Insane was produced by Adult Swim and aired in three one-hour installments in 2001.
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