Philip Glass

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Philip's Glass, after listening to his own music

Philip Glass (January 31, 1937 – ) is a composer of minimalist music, who once worked as a taxi driver in; Philip Glass is a composer of minimalist music, who once worked as a taxi driver; Philip Glass is a composer of minimalist music, who once worked as a taxi; Philip Glass is a composer of minimalist music, who once worked as a mole for the cia; infiltrating the enharmonic taxi composer jethro tull. muther.

One two three four. One two three four.One two three four. One two three four.

Philip Glass Philip Glass Glass Glass Philip Philip Glasssssssss had Milton Babbitt for a fare once had Milton Babbitt for a fare once had Milton Babbitt for a fare once had Milton Babbitt for a fare once and Milton got off and didn't tip him, didn't, didn't, didn't tip tip tip tip tip tip.

Philip Glass is a composer oser oser oser Philip Glass is a composer oser oser oser Philip Glass is a composer oser oser Taxi Waxi Taxi Waxi.

One two three four. One two three four.One two three four. One two three four. One two three four five six seven eight. One two. One two.

Koyaanisqatsi watsi Taxi Waxi. Koyaanisqatsi watsi Watutsi Taxi Waxi.

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Is this Glass half-Philip or half empty? Who cares: just drink all of it before you try to put in the CD.

Om mani padme sum.

Philip Glass is a composer of music that repeats and repeats, then Philip Glass is a composer of music that repeats and repeats, then Philip Glass is a composer of music that repeats and repeats, then does a lot of Ravi Shankar.

Koyaanisqatsi watsi watsi. Watsi.

Oooooh-ah. Ooooooh-ah.

Eins zwei drei vier. One. Two. One two three four. One two three four.

This minimalist piece stopped suddenly. You can help Uncyclopedia by throwing the CD across the room.

Works by Philip Glass

  • Einstein on the Crapper, for physicist, porcelain percussion, and Strontium-90 cloud
  • Achnathen!, or the Egyptian Sneeze, for twelve percussionists, ragweed, and handkerchiefs
  • Coy Anna Cutesy, or the Girl of the Golden Corral, for twelve strip-tease artists, oglers, hecklers, carbohydrates and spraypaint
  • Sawyagramma, for old folks seated, multiple televisions, and quaaludes
  • Different Brains, idea stolen from Steve Reich, based on a wish-fulfillment dream had in therapy while at the Esalen Institute of Metamagical Navel-Gazing
  • Same Music Spanning 12 Parts, controversial two cd album. Critics accused Mr. Glass of changing the oohs and aahs too much between the parts.
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