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[[Image:Nrd13.JPG|thumb|Osophy during his time at [[Cambridge]].]]'''Phil Osophy''' was a highly significant [[inventor]] and fitness guru of his time. Famed for inventing was later known as the [[sock]], Osophy was born in an [[aeroplane]] in 200 B.C. Son of a [[prostitute]], his father was her [[P.I.M.P]], named Carl, but known to those closest to him as the [[Adolf Hitler]] of his era. He had very anti-semitic plans, which were based on the ideas of [[Freud]] and the [[Fuhrer]]. His idea was to kill all the Germans and to create a new Third Empire controlled by the [[Jews]] and their leader, [[Jebus]]. Phil Osophy was against the extreme-communist plans of his father, rather preferring to join a [[Nazi]]-budistic organisation, led by Wilhelmus van Oranje, the national hero of [[Belgium]].
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{{Q|He was a really great guy, consoled me when I was down. His wife, Lady Phil Osophy, was even better|Boethius|Phil Osophy}}
 
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[[Image:Nrd13.JPG|thumb|Osophy during his time at [[Cambridge]].]]
 
 
'''Phil Osophy''' was a highly significant [[inventor]] and [[fitness]] guru of his time. Famed for inventing was later known as the [[sock]], Osophy was born in an [[aeroplane]] in 200 B.C. Son of a [[prostitute]], his father was her [[P.I.M.P]], named Carl, but known to those closest to him as the [[Adolf Hitler]] of his era. He had very anti-semitic plans, which were based on the ideas of [[Freud]] and the [[Fuhrer]]. His idea was to kill all the [[Germans]] and to create a new Third Empire controlled by the [[Jews]] and their leader, [[Jebus]]. Phil Osophy was against the extreme-communist plans of his father, rather preferring to join a [[Nazi]]-budistic organisation, led by [[Wilhelmus van Oranje]], the national hero of [[Belgium]].
 
 
With this group, named [[O-Zone]] (O being an abbreviation of Osophy), he wanted to introduce [[socks]] to the worldwide market and to convince [[Napoleon]] to not attack King [[Borat]] of [[Kazakhstan]], then a superpower in the world [[sandal]] trade.
 
With this group, named [[O-Zone]] (O being an abbreviation of Osophy), he wanted to introduce [[socks]] to the worldwide market and to convince [[Napoleon]] to not attack King [[Borat]] of [[Kazakhstan]], then a superpower in the world [[sandal]] trade.
   
In 175 B.C. he decided to study the science of [[Random Humor|Random Crap]] (which was later renamed [[Philosophy]] in his honour) at [[Cambridge]] University. He liked to play [[cricket]] and [[crown green bowls]] and was often heard to exclaim: "I like to play please, thank you! What what." He also studied more about the [[socks]] and their effects and he discovered that when you wear them your feet get real warm. This effect is what we still call today the ''Osophy-effect''.
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In 175 B.C. he decided to study the science of [[Special:Randompage|Random Crap]] (which was later renamed [[Philosophy]] in his honour) at [[Cambridge]] University. He liked to play [[cricket]] and crown green bowls and was often heard to exclaim: "I like to play please, thank you! What what." He also studied more about the [[socks]] and their effects and he discovered that when you wear them your feet get real warm. This effect is what we still call today the ''Osophy-effect''.
   
 
==Osophy's place of birth==
 
==Osophy's place of birth==
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{{cquote|Socks make the world go round.}}
 
{{cquote|Socks make the world go round.}}
   
To his friends in [[Istanbul]] he was known as a brave man who [[came]] up for all his friends. He was in fact the founder of the biggest gang of the city. His co-founder, [[50 cent]], would be later in his life an important influence on his investigation on [[socks]]. In his gang he became the leader because of his great speeches, he once said: "what we need is [[sex]] and [[socks]]!" and "Arbeit macht Frei!". The [[Turkish Delight|Turkish]] labourmen really liked the [[sex]] part, and took the rest for granted. His large gang was called THJ (Turkish Hitler Jugend). But in the hood they also called it Bang, so they were called the gang ''Bang''.
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To his friends in [[Istanbul]] he was known as a brave man who came up for all his friends. He was in fact the founder of the biggest gang of the city. His co-founder, [[50 cent]], would be later in his life an important influence on his investigation on [[socks]]. In his gang he became the leader because of his great speeches, he once said: "what we need is [[sex]] and [[socks]]!" and "Arbeit macht Frei!". The [[Turkish Delight|Turkish]] labourmen really liked the [[sex]] part, and took the rest for granted. His large gang was called THJ (Turkish Hitler Jugend). But in the hood they also called it Bang, so they were called the gang ''Bang''.
   
At the age of 33 Phil entered the university of [[Cambridge]]. He could pay for his education because he earned a lot of money in the coke business. He was in this business together with [[Marco van Basten]], a close friend from [[Nigeria]]. He and Marco bought the coke from [[Mao Zedong]] and sold it to [[Antonie van Leeuwenhoek]], in the [[Netherlands]]. For this business Phil invented the [[socks]], so that he would be able to put the coke in his [[socks]] in much the same way like [[Buddha]] would.
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At the age of 33 Phil entered the university of [[Cambridge]]. He could pay for his education because he earned a lot of money in the coke business. He was in this business together with Marco van Basten, a close friend from [[Nigeria]]. He and Marco bought the coke from [[Mao Zedong]] and sold it to Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, in the [[Netherlands]]. For this business Phil invented the [[socks]], so that he would be able to put the coke in his [[socks]] in much the same way like [[Buddha]] would.
   
 
==During his time at Cambridge==
 
==During his time at Cambridge==
   
During his time at [[Cambridge]] he became a real hustler. He also joined a Nazi-buddistic organisation, named O-Zone. Together with his close buddies Stalin, Mao, Saddam and Castro he invented the theory of ''Endlösung''. They were really convinced that all the [[Germans]] should be killed by [[stoning]]. That would be the "Endlösung auf die Deutsche Frage". The Jews would get all the power afterwards. The leader of the Jews would be [[Yasser Arafat]] and his [[pimps]].
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During his time at [[Cambridge]] he became a real hustler. He also joined a Nazi-buddistic organisation, named O-Zone. Together with his close buddies Stalin, Mao, Saddam and Castro he invented the theory of ''Endlösung''. They were really convinced that all the [[Germans]] should be killed by stoning. That would be the "Endlösung auf die Deutsche Frage". The Jews would get all the power afterwards. The leader of the Jews would be [[Yasser Arafat]] and his [[pimps]].
 
Later on he started with his new theory on [[socks]]. He studied how it was possible to keep your feet warm with socks.
 
Later on he started with his new theory on [[socks]]. He studied how it was possible to keep your feet warm with socks.
   
 
==The Osophy Effect==
 
==The Osophy Effect==
   
[[Image:Osophy-effect.JPG|thumb|The Osophy-effect]]His theory was based on the fact that your feet get warm by the heating of the endoplasmatic reticulum which is powered by impulses from the [[mitochondrian]] system. This system is based on [[osmosis]] and the separation of [[DNA]]-molecules.
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[[Image:Osophy-effect.JPG|thumb|The Osophy-effect]]His theory was based on the fact that your feet get warm by the heating of the endoplasmatic reticulum which is powered by impulses from the mitochondrian system. This system is based on osmosis and the separation of [[DNA]]-molecules.
   
The DNA-molecules are shown through [[amylose]] with [[glucose]]-molecules and [[ampicilline]]. It's a bit like CARA (Chronical A-specific Respitarial Asthma). In fact it's quite easy; the axon of the [[presynaptic neuronic]] system heats up. The anticodon is then like A-C-G meets T-U-C. The [[H2O]] and [[CO2]] combined with the -C6H12O2 ([[glucose]]) make the [[endoplasmatic riticulum]] heat up like a [[Fosfolipide]]. After that the [[microfillia]] enter the phase of [[exocytose]].
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The DNA-molecules are shown through amylose with glucose-molecules and ampicillin. It's a bit like CARA (Chronical A-specific Respitarial Asthma). In fact it's quite easy; the axon of the presynaptic neuronic system heats up. The anticodon is then like A-C-G meets T-U-C. The H2O and CO2 combined with the -C6H12O2 ([[glucose]]) make the endoplasmatic riticulum heat up like a Fosfolipide. After that the microfillia enter the phase of exocytose.
   
 
==Achievements==
 
==Achievements==
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* He was the founder of the [[Mercedes Benz]]
 
* He was the founder of the [[Mercedes Benz]]
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* He was the producer, advisor and manager of the famous German schlager-artist [[50 Cent]].
 
* He was the producer, advisor and manager of the famous German schlager-artist [[50 Cent]].
   
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“An opinion is just like an ass, everybody has one”
~ Phil Osophy on opinions
Nrd13

Osophy during his time at Cambridge.

Phil Osophy was a highly significant inventor and fitness guru of his time. Famed for inventing was later known as the sock, Osophy was born in an aeroplane in 200 B.C. Son of a prostitute, his father was her P.I.M.P, named Carl, but known to those closest to him as the Adolf Hitler of his era. He had very anti-semitic plans, which were based on the ideas of Freud and the Fuhrer. His idea was to kill all the Germans and to create a new Third Empire controlled by the Jews and their leader, Jebus. Phil Osophy was against the extreme-communist plans of his father, rather preferring to join a Nazi-budistic organisation, led by Wilhelmus van Oranje, the national hero of Belgium.

With this group, named O-Zone (O being an abbreviation of Osophy), he wanted to introduce socks to the worldwide market and to convince Napoleon to not attack King Borat of Kazakhstan, then a superpower in the world sandal trade.

In 175 B.C. he decided to study the science of Random Crap (which was later renamed Philosophy in his honour) at Cambridge University. He liked to play cricket and crown green bowls and was often heard to exclaim: "I like to play please, thank you! What what." He also studied more about the socks and their effects and he discovered that when you wear them your feet get real warm. This effect is what we still call today the Osophy-effect.

Osophy's place of birth

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Dr. Phil Osophy was born in a luxury Boeing 747 in the year 200 B.C. When the family landed, they went to live in the picturesque farming town of Istanbul near a nice lake called the Mediterranean. Phil went to school in the nearby Medieval Tokyo. His school was called "the Terra-college" which had gained notoriety due to the number of mass murderers which graduated there. Phil learned how to build a chair and a bookcase in only two hours. It was on the Terra-college where he founded his idea about socks. They were, as far as Phil was concerned, the most important thing in the universe. Osophy's best-known quote is:

Cquote1 Socks make the world go round. Cquote2

To his friends in Istanbul he was known as a brave man who came up for all his friends. He was in fact the founder of the biggest gang of the city. His co-founder, 50 cent, would be later in his life an important influence on his investigation on socks. In his gang he became the leader because of his great speeches, he once said: "what we need is sex and socks!" and "Arbeit macht Frei!". The Turkish labourmen really liked the sex part, and took the rest for granted. His large gang was called THJ (Turkish Hitler Jugend). But in the hood they also called it Bang, so they were called the gang Bang.

At the age of 33 Phil entered the university of Cambridge. He could pay for his education because he earned a lot of money in the coke business. He was in this business together with Marco van Basten, a close friend from Nigeria. He and Marco bought the coke from Mao Zedong and sold it to Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, in the Netherlands. For this business Phil invented the socks, so that he would be able to put the coke in his socks in much the same way like Buddha would.

During his time at Cambridge

During his time at Cambridge he became a real hustler. He also joined a Nazi-buddistic organisation, named O-Zone. Together with his close buddies Stalin, Mao, Saddam and Castro he invented the theory of Endlösung. They were really convinced that all the Germans should be killed by stoning. That would be the "Endlösung auf die Deutsche Frage". The Jews would get all the power afterwards. The leader of the Jews would be Yasser Arafat and his pimps. Later on he started with his new theory on socks. He studied how it was possible to keep your feet warm with socks.

The Osophy Effect

Osophy-effect

The Osophy-effect

His theory was based on the fact that your feet get warm by the heating of the endoplasmatic reticulum which is powered by impulses from the mitochondrian system. This system is based on osmosis and the separation of DNA-molecules.

The DNA-molecules are shown through amylose with glucose-molecules and ampicillin. It's a bit like CARA (Chronical A-specific Respitarial Asthma). In fact it's quite easy; the axon of the presynaptic neuronic system heats up. The anticodon is then like A-C-G meets T-U-C. The H2O and CO2 combined with the -C6H12O2 (glucose) make the endoplasmatic riticulum heat up like a Fosfolipide. After that the microfillia enter the phase of exocytose.

Achievements

  • Phil’s biggest achievement is of course his sock-invent, this changed the world so much. It made it for example possible to walk in very cold regions of the world. It should be also noted that this invention caused the First Siberian War between the Sunni’s and the KKK. Socks made it possible to travel through the Siberian ice-desserts, making it possible to eat half of the North Pole.
  • After this invent he started to investigate how it was possible that feet remain when you wear socks. This effect is called the Osophy-effect.
  • He was the founder of the first Nazi-buddhist organization. With this organization Phil tried to defeat all the Germans.
  • He was the founder of the biggest gang from Istanbul in 175 b.C. It would be called the Turkish Hitler Jugend (THJ) and was supported by the majority of the Turkish labourmen.
  • He was the founder of the Mercedes Benz
  • He was the producer, advisor and manager of the famous German schlager-artist 50 Cent.
  • He was the first pornstar who rather preferred using a sock in stead of using a condom. This act caused the Aids-epidemic in Africa.
  • He resolved the conflicts between Napoleon and Borat of Kazachstan in 1443 a.C.
  • He has written the preface to every philosophical and religious text written in the history of mankind.
  • He has invented the deep thought of "Wow, that sky is actually so nice... the wisest thing to do would be enjoying it".

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