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“This is a FUCKING ROCK n' ROLL CONCERT, not a FUCKING tea party!!!”
“This is upper-crust 'Tea & Theatre' not a tawdry rock 'n roll circus.!!!”
“Get off! Get off my fucking stage!”
Peter Dennis Blandford Terwilliger "Pete" Townshend (born Pedro Plato Dennisio Blandoforio Puebloendviar;) is a guitarist from Spain specializing in a genre of spanish hip hop, or reggaeton. He is most famous for his work as the lead guitarist of the group Los Quienes. He was born on December 25, 0 BC,thought to be Jesus's twin brother from another mother.
He is made famous for his arm swinging action used whilst playing the guitar. This is used to symbolise the act of launching a discus, reflecting his ancient Greek relations.
edit Los Quienes
Whilst working with Los Quienes, Pedro Ciudadshend Cityshend Villageshend [and various other last names] wrote many hits including No Puedo Explicar, Quienes Eres Tu, Autobus Majico, Yo Puedo Ver Para Millas, Trato, Los Ninos estan Bien and Senor O'Riley.
- Pedro has suffered from uncontrollable epileptic spasms since 1967. Trying to conceal these attacks, he started compensating for said convulsions by excessively making his right arm go round in circles while playing his guitar. Fans of Pedro claim this to be his "peculiarity #1" and NOT a dysfunction. He claims that it was provoked by bowling.
- Pedro became deaf, dumb and blind after encountering The Beast.
- Pedro likes crackers.
- Pedro thinks his nose is huge and has hypnotized the world at large into thinking so as well, hiding the fact the he actually doesn't have one. Even pictures can't tell.
- Pedro wrote the song "Elephant's Trunk" to celebrate his nose.
- His enormous beak gives Townshend the ability to smell odours up to a range similar to that of dogs.
- Actually, he himself has a rather bad smell!
Pedro is well known for his rock opera Tomas which includes the following songs,
- Ayer un Muchacho
- Viaje de Asombroso
- Vista para Los Ciegos
- Primo Kevin
- La Reina de Acido
- Tu Pences Este Ok
- Mago de "Pinball"
- Ayer un Medico
- Vas a el Espejo
- Tomas, Tu Puedas Oirme
- Rotura el Espejo
- Cura de Milagro
- Senorita Simpson
- Yo Estoy Libre
- Campos de Vacaciones
- Nosotros No Tomaria Ya
- Quiénes son usted?
- El Mago del Billar Automático
- Veamos la Acción
- Véame, Siéntame, Toqúeme, Cúreme!
- Talkiére de mi Generación
- Esto no es un Partido Fuckindé del Téa!
About half of these songs are great, and the other half are great, when stoned.
edit The Internet
Pete/Pedro was the inventor of the internet, (Haven't you heard the song relay?) it was originally to be called "The Townshend" but "town" was considered to sound too small scale.
edit Quotes On Pedro
“I did not MURDER him!!!”
“He's a boooooy, he's a boooy! ...”
“A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose, and roses are red, it's only Teenage Wasteland!”