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[[Image:Goatse science.png|thumb|right|280px|'''Diagram PEN15''': The pentagon, in mathematical translation, is a regular polygon with five sides, like a fist spreading [[Uranus]] wide.]]
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A '''pentagon''' is a five-sided polygon used to rule the world. Commonly, the term "pentagon" may or may not be used to refer to things pertaining to the [[White House]].
   
All right, freaks! Listen up! The word '''PENTAGON''' has two (2) meanings!
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Five pentagons can be arranged around an identical pentagon to form the first iteration of a "pentaflake," which itself has the shape of a pentagon with five triangular wedges removed. You will not need to know this for the final exam, though - so don't bother taking notes.
   
* 1. A five (5) sided plane figure, the five (5) internal angles of which total five hundred and forty degrees (540°)
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In [[My Chemical Romance|a very important work of modern literature]], Euclid showed how to inscribe a regular pentagon in a circle. Ptolemy also gave a ruler and compass construction for the pentagon in his epoch-making work ''The Almagest''. While Ptolemy's construction has a simplicity of 16, a geometric construction using Carlyle circles can be made with the geometrography symbol [[π]], which has even more simplicity (See diagram PEN15, to the right). By the way, you WILL need to know that for the test.
   
* 2. The building located in Arlington, VA, containing the principle HQ of the United States Department of Defence - you goldbricks think you can figure which is which? I heard that, Jenkins. Drop and give me twenty.
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==Geometric pentagons==
   
Do not confuse a pentagon with a [[pentagram]] or [[pentacle]]. Pentagrams are for [[heavy metal]] deviants and little sissy [[goth]] boys while pentacles are for [[hippies]]. If I see any of you ugly dogfaces playing with either of these, I'll have you tossed out of the service, and you can go back to playing tea-parties with your dolls in your little pink cubby houses, you got that?
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[[Image:Pentagon.jpg|thumb|left|"Ten-hut! We will now learn to field strip, clean and reassemble a standard, '''Army-issue Pentagon.'''"]]
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Okay, listen up, I'm only going through this once and I want you to save all your question asking for the end of my little presentation - that includes you, Krausman!
   
==Geometric Pentagons==
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Do not confuse a pentagon with a [[pentagram]] or pentacle. Pentagrams are for [[heavy metal]] deviants and little sissy [[goth]] boys, while pentacles are for [[hippies]]. If I see any of you ugly dogfaces playing with either of these, I'll have you tossed out of the service, and you can go back to playing tea-parties with your dolls in your little pink cubby houses, you got that?
   
'Ten-hut! We will now learn to field strip, clean and reassemble a standard, Army issue [[Euclid|Euclidian]] Pentagon.
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First, carefully [[Assembly Instructions|unscrew the wingnuts]] holding the upper left hand line, using a counterclockwise motion. COUNTERCLOCKWISE, stupid! Opposite to the way [[Mickey Mouse|Mickey's]] big hand goes!
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Once this line is gone, you will find that the lower left hand line snaps out, allowing you to grab the bottom...
   
First, carefully unscrew the wingnuts holding the upper left hand line, using a counterclockwise motion. COUNTERCLOCKWISE, Johanssen! Oposite to the way [[Mickey Mouse|Mickey's]] big hand goes!
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Did I say something fucking funny, Rodriguez? Huh? Do I look like a comedian? Can I borrow some of your lipstick to paint me a <span class="sigexpand"><span class="sighidden" style="position: absolute; z-index: 5"><div style="position: relative; height: 114px; left: -47px;top: -57px;">[[File:Bozo.JPG]]</div></span><span style="color:blue; white-space:nowrap;">fucking clown smile</span></span>? Drop and gimme fifty, maggot!!! You're nothing but a candy-ass college kid to me, buddy!
   
With this line gone, you will find that the lower left hand line snaps out, allowing you to grab the bottom... Did I say something fucking funny, Rodruiguez? Huh? Do I look like a commedian? Did I borrow some of your lipstick to paint on a fucking clown smile? Drop and gimme fifty. Fucking candy ass college boy.
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[[Image:NotPentagon.jpg|thumb|280px|right|The U.S. Goverment spent 1.4 billion dollars to put this sign up for '''terrorist prevention'''.]]
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Once the bottom has been cracked, the righthand lines may be detatched by means of a standard army issue lugwrench. You may as well get used to this ladies. Tomorrow, you're going to do it blindfolded.
   
Once the bottom has been cracked, the righthand lines may be detached by means of a standard army issue lugwrench.
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==Pentagon power==
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The Pentagon (also known as The Pictogon) was built during [[Bacon's Rebellion|World War III]] in [[Washington DC]], and contains the principle HQ of the United States Department of Defense. Prior to that, the United States War Office was based in a series of temporary structures - a secret location in caves beneath an [[Mount Rushmore|undisclosed mountain]], on a satellite orbiting the [[Earth]], in a bunker south of 8-Mile, [[Detroit]], for a brief period in a network of embassies around the world, once in a comandeered alien aircraft vessel, and most recently in a watchtower on the surface of the moon. None of these locations however, proved adequate.
   
Get used to this ladies. Tomorrow, you're going to do it blindfolded.
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The Pentagon is a massive erection six point six million (6,600,000) square feet, and to date no other countries have been able to match this feat of [[crap|American engineering]]! Attempts to [[1337|one-up]] the Pentagon only existed up to the [[1970s]], because all attempts to do so ended in bankruptcy for the opposing government party... What's that Floondekker? I missed [[9/11]]? I did not miss it, you good for nothing faggot! Oh, you actually are gay are you? Sorry, that was so insensitive of me. Where was I... I did not miss it, you [[Politically Correct|goddamned butch breeder]]! I deliberately skipped over it! - You see, we in the USA are a forward looking people! We do not dwell in the tragedies of the past - we actively work to create the tragedies of the future! Remember the Marine Corps motto - "If you remember the mistakes of the past, the terrorists have already won."
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:'''Now drop and disassemble!!'''
   
 
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You pitiful excuse for a US Marine, do you even know what a Kepler-Poinsot solid is? Huh? You call that up there a geometric definition? A Kepler-Poinsot solid is a regular non-convex polyhedron, all the faces of which are identical regular polygons and which has the same number of faces meeting at all its vertices! You're on Kitchen Detail for a month, you worthless maggot! Maybe some study of the external topography of [[potato|potatoes]] will teach you to have some more respect for regular polyhedra!
   
==Architectural Pentagons==
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==Drawing a pentagon==
[[Image:Pentagon.jpg|thumb|The pentagon, a [[Rich People|US government]] building.]]
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[[Image:Rhombicuboctahedron.jpg|thumb|Construction of the '''Rhombicuboctahedron''' finished in 1979, but was taken over by [[John Tesh|an alien posing as a media icon]] in 2008.]]
[[Image:Rhombicuboctahedron.jpg|thumb|The [[Rhombicuboctahedron]], construction finished in 1979, overrun by terrorists in 1980.]]
 
[[Image:NotPentagon.jpg|thumb|240px|right|The U.S. Government has spent 1.4 billion dollars for terrorist prevention.]]
 
 
Okay, listen up, I'm only going through this once and I'm asking questions at the end - that includes you, Kraustreddler!
 
 
Pentagons are special magical high-gods of the Shape-World where everybody has a slave paint bucket.
 
 
The Pentagon (also known as The Pictogon) was built during [[World War III]] - yes, Ishmael, the one with [[Hitler]] - prior to that, the United States War Office was based in a series of temporary structures. Initially, they were based in a secret location in caves beneath a mountain; then in a satellite orbiting the [[Earth]], them in a bunker in [[Detroit]], then in a series of embassies around the world, then in a commandeered alien vessel and finally in a watchtower on the surface of the moon. None of these proved adequate.
 
 
Then during World War III, [[Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]] - the GOOD [[Democrat]] - initiated construction of an building of six point six million (6, 600, 000) square feet. The [[Nazi|Nazis]] were unable to match this feat of American Engineering! The Nazi architect - or should I say Rechitect! - Albert Speer attempted to best the Pentagon with a gigantic Platonic solid called the octahedron, but this was only partially complete when the USA won the war single handed, and especially without any help from the [[Soviet Union|Soviets]].
 
 
Speaking of the Soviets, at the height of the [[Cold War]], the Reds wanted to build a military HQ of their own in a Kepler-Poinsot solid, tentatively titled the People's Great Icosahedron - Weintraub! Do you even know what a Kepler-Poinsot solid is, you pitiful excuse for a US Marine? Huh? You call that a mathematical definition? A Kepler-Poinsot solid is a regular non-convex polyhedron, all the faces of which are identical regular polygons and which has the same number of faces meeting at all its vertices! You're on KP for a month, you worthless maggot! Maybe some study of the external topography of [[potato|potatoes]] will teach you some respect for regular polyhedra!
 
 
Attempts to one-up on the Pentagon continued into the [[1970s]] all over the world, but all attempts to do so ended in bankruptcy. Then President [[Gerald Ford]] smartly suggested an Archimedian solid to the recently resurrected architect [[Frank Lloyd Wright]]. In 1979 the [[Rhombicuboctahedron]] was built in Puerto Rico, despite all attempts by President [[Jimmy Carter]] to halt construction. Who's Jimmy Carter, O'Davis? That's right, the retarded Democrat. It was used briefly for the purpose of supporting the [[Afghanistan|Afghan]] rebellion against the [[Soviet Union]], but the building was taken over by Al Qaeda from within in [[1980]], and so no longer qualifies as an impressive geometric war HQ, as it is now nothing but a terrorist hive. However, with [[Obama]] in the White House we may now have a chance to attack and reclaim our HQ... Only to have to give it back to [[Cuba]].
 
 
The rest of you, dismissed!
 
 
What's that Floondekker? I missed [[9/11]]? I did not miss it, you good for nothing faggot! Oh, you actually are gay are you? Sorry, that was insensitive of me. Where was I... I did not miss it, you goddamned butch breeder! (Was that better? Good.) I deliberately skipped over it. You see, we in the USA are a forward looking people! We do not dwell in the tragedies of the past - we actively work to create the tragedies of the future! Remember the Marine Corps motto - "If you remember the mistakes of the past, the terrorists have already won."
 
   
Now drop and give me fifty.
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The following elegant construction for the pentagon is from [[Bob Ross|an extremely well-known architectural engineer]] (1893). Given a point, a circle may be constructed of any desired radius, and a diameter drawn through the center. The diameter perpendicular to the original diameter may be constructed by finding the perpendicular bisector. Call the upper endpoint of this perpendicular diameter [[X]]. For the pentagon, find the midpoint of it and call it a beaver. Draw two circles, and bisect them, calling the intersection point with the peaks Mount Nippoluses. Draw a line parallel to this, and the first two points of the pentagon should be equally spread... just see [[goa tse|diagram PEN15]] if you get confused.
   
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Latest revision as of 03:21, January 14, 2014

Goatse science

Diagram PEN15: The pentagon, in mathematical translation, is a regular polygon with five sides, like a fist spreading Uranus wide.

A pentagon is a five-sided polygon used to rule the world. Commonly, the term "pentagon" may or may not be used to refer to things pertaining to the White House.

Five pentagons can be arranged around an identical pentagon to form the first iteration of a "pentaflake," which itself has the shape of a pentagon with five triangular wedges removed. You will not need to know this for the final exam, though - so don't bother taking notes.

In a very important work of modern literature, Euclid showed how to inscribe a regular pentagon in a circle. Ptolemy also gave a ruler and compass construction for the pentagon in his epoch-making work The Almagest. While Ptolemy's construction has a simplicity of 16, a geometric construction using Carlyle circles can be made with the geometrography symbol π, which has even more simplicity (See diagram PEN15, to the right). By the way, you WILL need to know that for the test.

edit Geometric pentagons

Pentagon

"Ten-hut! We will now learn to field strip, clean and reassemble a standard, Army-issue Pentagon."

Okay, listen up, I'm only going through this once and I want you to save all your question asking for the end of my little presentation - that includes you, Krausman!

Do not confuse a pentagon with a pentagram or pentacle. Pentagrams are for heavy metal deviants and little sissy goth boys, while pentacles are for hippies. If I see any of you ugly dogfaces playing with either of these, I'll have you tossed out of the service, and you can go back to playing tea-parties with your dolls in your little pink cubby houses, you got that?

First, carefully unscrew the wingnuts holding the upper left hand line, using a counterclockwise motion. COUNTERCLOCKWISE, stupid! Opposite to the way Mickey's big hand goes! Once this line is gone, you will find that the lower left hand line snaps out, allowing you to grab the bottom...

Did I say something fucking funny, Rodriguez? Huh? Do I look like a comedian? Can I borrow some of your lipstick to paint me a
Bozo
fucking clown smile
? Drop and gimme fifty, maggot!!! You're nothing but a candy-ass college kid to me, buddy!
NotPentagon

The U.S. Goverment spent 1.4 billion dollars to put this sign up for terrorist prevention.

Once the bottom has been cracked, the righthand lines may be detatched by means of a standard army issue lugwrench. You may as well get used to this ladies. Tomorrow, you're going to do it blindfolded.

edit Pentagon power

The Pentagon (also known as The Pictogon) was built during World War III in Washington DC, and contains the principle HQ of the United States Department of Defense. Prior to that, the United States War Office was based in a series of temporary structures - a secret location in caves beneath an undisclosed mountain, on a satellite orbiting the Earth, in a bunker south of 8-Mile, Detroit, for a brief period in a network of embassies around the world, once in a comandeered alien aircraft vessel, and most recently in a watchtower on the surface of the moon. None of these locations however, proved adequate.

The Pentagon is a massive erection six point six million (6,600,000) square feet, and to date no other countries have been able to match this feat of American engineering! Attempts to one-up the Pentagon only existed up to the 1970s, because all attempts to do so ended in bankruptcy for the opposing government party... What's that Floondekker? I missed 9/11? I did not miss it, you good for nothing faggot! Oh, you actually are gay are you? Sorry, that was so insensitive of me. Where was I... I did not miss it, you goddamned butch breeder! I deliberately skipped over it! - You see, we in the USA are a forward looking people! We do not dwell in the tragedies of the past - we actively work to create the tragedies of the future! Remember the Marine Corps motto - "If you remember the mistakes of the past, the terrorists have already won."

Now drop and disassemble!!

Pentagon
You pitiful excuse for a US Marine, do you even know what a Kepler-Poinsot solid is? Huh? You call that up there a geometric definition? A Kepler-Poinsot solid is a regular non-convex polyhedron, all the faces of which are identical regular polygons and which has the same number of faces meeting at all its vertices! You're on Kitchen Detail for a month, you worthless maggot! Maybe some study of the external topography of potatoes will teach you to have some more respect for regular polyhedra!

edit Drawing a pentagon

Rhombicuboctahedron

Construction of the Rhombicuboctahedron finished in 1979, but was taken over by an alien posing as a media icon in 2008.

The following elegant construction for the pentagon is from an extremely well-known architectural engineer (1893). Given a point, a circle may be constructed of any desired radius, and a diameter drawn through the center. The diameter perpendicular to the original diameter may be constructed by finding the perpendicular bisector. Call the upper endpoint of this perpendicular diameter X. For the pentagon, find the midpoint of it and call it a beaver. Draw two circles, and bisect them, calling the intersection point with the peaks Mount Nippoluses. Draw a line parallel to this, and the first two points of the pentagon should be equally spread... just see diagram PEN15 if you get confused.

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