Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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Pennywise the Dancing Clown is a renowned entertainer from the town of Derry, US of A. He mainly deals in mangled human parts and also performs at todler parties. His pedophilia and cannibalistic tendencies mainly towards children make him the ideal choice for light entertainment of children of all ages. For a long time, he dwelled in a sewer and molested and ate children but then he shifted his business office. His biographer, Stephen King relates his experiences with a gang of children who grew up to become large adults who gangbanged him. this particular episode in his life was chronicled in his most famous film "IT" or "It still hurts when i poo".
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Who Is Pennywise The Dancing Clown?
Pennywise The Clown is not really a clown. Pennywise The Clown is NOT really doing the killings in Derry. That is far more powerful than just a human in a clown suit. This evil has possessed a circus clown by the name of 'Bob Gray' for over 200 years. This entity chose Bob so he could get closest to his prey, the children.
IT feeds off little kids. It manipulates them into thinking it's a clown, making them feel safe and secure. C'mon, who really thinks a clown would hurt them? Then when the children are oozing with fear, he goes in for the kill. Which is usually tearing an arm off or biting into some one's armpit. For some reason only the children of Derry can actually see Pennywise.
The adults just stopped believing and they cannot see him at all. Pennywise is your worst dreams come true, We can not even picture this evil. Pennywise comes back every 30 years to eat. He will usually stay around until he is full and he will sleep for the next 30 years and so on and so forth. Pennywise will never die, something this evil will never die. Le clown est méchant.
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