Pennywise the Clown

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Pennywise the dancing clown is a well-known mass-murderer and pedophile.Pennywise change his name from Dollarwise the dancing clown after he was robbed of his life savings. For a long time, he dwelled in a sewer and molested and ate mice and balloons until he was defeated in a presidential election, and settled on handing out balloons at Neverland Ranch. After that, he changed his employment several times more before finally settling on being a Catholic priest.

pennywise the clown is stuck in the 80's. He still dances the "Vogue" at parties.

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[edit] First Blood

Before going on a nigger killing Rampage Pennywise raped himself and his dad in the sewer to gain confidence. After that he killed every nigger in Kentucky and Mississippi before being jacked off by the hands of George Walker Bush. After that incident Pennywise was sent to prison and had a MASSIVE orgy in the Courtyard. Even the guards joined in the MASSIVE GAY ORGY... Later that same day Pennywise got a 50 foot dick shoved up his ass in the shower!

Pennywise is seen here in one of his favorite places: the drain of the men's shower room.

[edit] Resurrection

All of these events were part of a master plan of Pennywise. Before the events of the prison Pennywise had a Pussy but had a Surgey to have a dick attached also!!!

[edit] Pennywise becomes a Christian Fundamentalist

Jhon Seen-Uh will play turn as into Pennywise in the next It film.

This is out of Topic of Pennywise being fucked in Prison.. This has been deleted by my Permission of Dominate male of the Man-Bear-Pig pack.

[edit] Pennywis'es extended family

After being release from jail a week later for being Notoriously Sexy, Pennywise decided to go fuck his sisters brains out. He went to Vatican city to visit his sister.. THE POPE!!!! Pennywise and the Pope got it on from 3:00 to 3:00.... 24 HOURS OF FUCKING!!!! After his dick started to bleed inside the pope Pennywise left his sister and went to fuck his mom.... John F. Kennedy! But what Pennywise didnt know was that his mom was assassinated while he was butt-fucking in Prison.. When he found his mom's dead corpse he fucked it and then moved on to find some Beautiful kids to Molest!.

[edit] See also

• Michael Jackson
• The Joker
• Randall Flagg

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