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<span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">[[File:Penispenispenis.png|thumb|425px|right|Comedic genius!]] {{penis}} {{Q|There's always room for a few inches of Noel Coward.|Noel Coward|Penis jokes}} {{Q|Size matters not … Look at me.</span> [[File:! Penispenispenis.png | thumb | 425px | kanan | jenius Komedi]] {{}} {penis. {Q | Selalu ada ruang untuk beberapa inci dari Noel Coward | Noel Coward | Penis lelucon}} {{Q | Ukuran penting tidak ... Lihatlah aku.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">Judge me by size, do you?|Yoda|Penis jokes}} The '''penis joke''' (also called "Knob joke", '''Joking on your Little Man''', or '''The best joke ever''', in some cultures) is the highest form of [[Poop|humour]].</span> Menilai saya berdasarkan ukuran, apakah Anda |? Yoda | Penis lelucon}} The'' 'penis lelucon''' (juga disebut "Knob lelucon",'' 'Bercanda di Little Man Anda''', atau'' 'The best bercanda pernah ','' dalam beberapa budaya) adalah bentuk tertinggi dari [Poop [| humor]].</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">It appeals to an innate sense of humour in all humans, and thus is [[Europe|universally]] understood.</span> Ini menarik bagi rasa bawaan humor dalam semua manusia, dan dengan demikian [[Eropa | universal]] dipahami.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">It has a [[Uncyclopedia:Useless_Gobshite_of_the_Month|revered]] place in society and is considered [[Fisher Price|high art]].</span> Memiliki [[Uncyclopedia: Useless_Gobshite_of_the_Month | dihormati]] terjadi di masyarakat dan dianggap [[Fisher Price | seni tinggi]].</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">==Origins== In the early years, male [[DESTROY ALL HUMANS|humans]] developed a [[mutant|mutation]] in the [[machete in the groin|groin]] area nicknamed the "[[penis]]."</span> Asal == == Pada tahun-tahun awal, pria [[MENGHANCURKAN SEMUA MANUSIA | manusia]] mengembangkan [[mutan | mutasi]] di [parang [di selangkangan | selangkangan]] wilayah dijuluki "[[penis]] . "</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">This groinal growth or "Man Horn", is generally seen as unshapely and useful, and so became the [[UnNews:Whittington Shooting Possibly Not Accidental|target]] of many jokes.</span> Pertumbuhan groinal atau "Horn Man", umumnya dipandang sebagai unshapely dan berguna, sehingga menjadi [[UnNews: Whittington Shooting Mungkin Tidak Accidental | target]] dari banyak lelucon.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">These witticisms led the men to believe it was this "penis" that made them [[Stupid|superior]].</span> Ini kelakar memimpin orang-orang untuk percaya itu adalah ini "penis" yang membuat mereka [[Bodoh | superior]].</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">They grew [[Gay|incredibly proud]] of their members and women everywhere are waiting for the fall.</span> Mereka tumbuh [[Gay | sangat bangga]] anggota mereka dan wanita di mana-mana menunggu untuk musim gugur.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">The [[classic]] penis joke has expanded into a number of related areas (which <span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Penis_joke&action=edit will be discussed]</span> below) including the related Wang, Dong, One Eyed Trouser Snake, Dick, Prick, and Mr Floppy.</span> The [[klasik]] lelucon penis telah berkembang menjadi beberapa bidang terkait (yang <span class="plainlinks"> [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Penis_joke&action=edit akan dibahas] </ span> bawah) termasuk Wang terkait, Dong, Satu Snake celana Eyed, Dick, Prick, dan Mr Floppy.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">WEINER!!</span> Weiner!!</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">:D In german they say: Roobin hat der pimmel kaputt und die hodensack versaut E=Mc2=PENIS!</span> : D Di Jerman mereka mengatakan: Roobin hat der pimmel kaputt und die hodensack versaut E = mc2 = PENIS!</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">==Manifestations== [[Image:Lol_penis.jpg|thumb|left|A penis joke done right.]]boobies.</span> Manifestasinya == == [[Gambar: Lol_penis.jpg | thumb | kiri | Sebuah lelucon penis dilakukan dengan benar].] Boobies.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">one time i farted while telling a penis joke and it felt like an orgasm The Dick joke is one of the most versatile known to comic scientists today.</span> satu kali saya kentut saat menceritakan lelucon penis dan rasanya seperti orgasme Lelucon Dick adalah salah satu yang paling serbaguna dikenal para ilmuwan komik hari.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">The hypothesis states, although it is impossible to prove, that there is never a situation in which a penis joke cannot be made.</span> Hipotesis menyatakan, meskipun tidak mungkin untuk membuktikan, bahwa tidak pernah ada situasi di mana lelucon penis tidak dapat dibuat.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">Several test situations have been proposed, such as the funerary example that follows.</span> Situasi beberapa tes telah diusulkan, seperti contoh penguburan yang berikut.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">These test situations were designed to put the maximum stress on the humorous membrane of the joke PENIS, without actually breaking it or causing it to be [[Uncyclopedia|unfunny]].</span> Situasi ini uji dirancang untuk menempatkan tegangan maksimum pada membran lucu dari lelucon PENIS, tanpa benar-benar melanggar atau menyebabkan ia menjadi [[Uncyclopedia | unfunny]].</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">The Funeral Example was originally tested by Doctors Langer and Schlong at the funeral of their friend's mother.</span> Contoh Pemakaman awalnya diuji oleh Dokter Langer dan schlong di pemakaman ibu teman mereka.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">There was later a dick measuring contest over whose name would go on the patent, but it is apparent who came out on top.</span> Ada kemudian pengukuran kontol kontes atas nama siapa akan pergi pada paten, tetapi jelas yang keluar di atas.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">[[Image:CockinFace.JPG|thumb|200px|Blow job/facial example on Bobbi Starr.</span> [[Gambar: CockinFace.JPG | thumb | 200px | Pukulan pekerjaan / contoh wajah pada Bobbi Starr.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">A pretty lady with her mouth open is just asking for it really]] [[Image:DaveLeeRothwithCock.JPG|thumb|200px|Open legs example 1 David Lee Roth showing off his penis (note on dark pictures Biro may not show up and they may need to be vandalized with Tip-Ex instead.)]] [[Image:DaveLeeRothonCock.JPG|thumb|200px|Open legs example 2 David Lee Roth sitting on someone else's penis]] [[Image:BigDickgraf.jpg|thumb|200px|Object version, a picture of a chimney with DICK written on it is Graffiti waiting to happen.</span> Seorang wanita cantik dengan mulut terbuka hanya meminta itu benar-benar]] [[Gambar: DaveLeeRothwithCock.JPG | thumb | 200px | kaki terbuka contoh 1 David Lee Roth memamerkan penisnya (catatan pada Biro gambar gelap tidak mungkin muncul dan mereka mungkin perlu dirusak dengan Tip Ex-bukan)]] [[Gambar: DaveLeeRothonCock.JPG | thumb | 200px | kaki terbuka contoh 2 David Lee Roth duduk di penis orang lain]] [[Gambar:. BigDickgraf.jpg | thumb | 200px | Obyek versi, gambar cerobong dengan DICK tertulis di atasnya adalah Graffiti menunggu untuk terjadi.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">LOL it says DICK and I've drawn a DICK.</span> LOL ia mengatakan DICK dan saya sudah ditarik suatu DICK.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">LOL.</span> LOL.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">I'm a bit disappointed I couldn't find a picture of a chimney with white smoke "coming" out the top]] ;Langer's Funeral Example: :"I'm going to put the ''fun'' back into funeral--with my penis! The penis joke manifests itself in many ways: ===Penis!=== By far the most simple of penis jokes, ''Penis!'' goes as follows: :PENIS! Ahahaha, penis. :DICK! :PENIS! :COCK! :WANG! :BAS NOTEBORN Ahahaha, dick, penis, wang combo. Nicceee. _____ Thought he got his first pubic hair until he pissed out of it! ===School textbooks etc=== Penis jokes appear anywhere there are photographs of people, like newspapers, although school textbooks are a favored target as a school may keep the book for a long time until it can afford to buy more, even when its out dated and ''your'' kids are in school, looking at your very own graffitti drawn 25 years earlier. The photo is usually of a person with their legs open or their mouth open, to which a child, usually a boy has an urge to draw a big penis on the picture. Mouth version, the penis is normally drawn going into a persons open mouth like a facial or blowjob, plain simple hilarious. Open legs version, here the schoolboy is faced with a dilemma, he may draw the penis coming out of or going into the groin area, to make it look like the person is either displaying their penis or receiving someone else's. LOL PENIS. Another version is drawing on a picture of any kind of object that even slightly or remotely resembles a penis in any way, fruit, trees, buildings, tools, anything LOL [[Penis|TOOL]]. In a boy's school a text book will have many penises in it may have a penis drawn on every picture on every page, where as in a girl's school no or very few penises get drawn in textbooks (see "penis jokes and women" below ). In a mixed school the amount of penises in textbooks will be quite high but not as high as a boys school. lol oliver stratton has like a 1.inch penis .. yh i heard hes gay and his brother is like a god or sumfin ===So Is Your Penis=== Reply to any question or statement by saying "So is your penis" Examples: '''-"Raisins are so wrinkly"''' ''"So is your penis"'' --- '''-"I'm small..."''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- '''-"Hey there"''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- '''-"My back is extremely stiff"''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- '''-"So is your penis"''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- '''-"My penis is a penis"''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- '''-"Penises"''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- '''-"Dude, my life sucks.</span> Saya sedikit kecewa aku tidak bisa menemukan gambar cerobong asap dengan asap putih "datang" keluar atas]], Contoh Pemakaman Langer :: "Aku akan menempatkan menyenangkan'''' kembali ke pemakaman- !-dengan penis saya Lelucon penis memanifestasikan dirinya dalam banyak cara: Penis === === Sejauh ini yang paling sederhana lelucon penis, Penis'''' berjalan sebagai berikut :: PENIS Ahahaha, penis:!. DICK : PENIS:!! COCK:! WANG:..! BAS NOTEBORN Ahahaha, kontol, penis, wang combo Nicceee _____ Pemikiran dia punya rambut kemaluan pertama sampai ia marah dari itu === buku pelajaran sekolah dll === Penis lelucon muncul di mana saja ada foto-foto orang-orang, seperti surat kabar, meskipun buku pelajaran sekolah adalah target disukai sebagai sekolah dapat menjaga buku untuk waktu yang lama sampai mampu membeli lebih banyak, bahkan ketika keluar yang tanggal dan'''' anak-anak Anda di sekolah, melihat Anda graffitti sendiri diambil 25 tahun sebelumnya. foto biasanya dari seseorang dengan kaki mereka terbuka atau mulut terbuka mereka, yang seorang anak, biasanya anak laki-laki memiliki dorongan untuk menarik penis besar pada gambar. Versi mulut, penis biasanya ditarik masuk ke mulut orang terbuka seperti lucu, wajah atau blowjob sederhana polos Buka kaki versi, di sini anak sekolah dihadapkan dengan dilema., ia dapat menarik penis keluar dari atau pergi ke pangkal paha daerah, untuk membuatnya terlihat seperti orang tersebut baik menampilkan penis mereka atau menerima orang lain. PENIS LOL versi lain adalah menggambar pada gambar obyek apa saja yang bahkan sedikit atau jauh menyerupai penis dengan cara apapun, buah, pohon-pohon., bangunan, peralatan, LOL apapun [[Penis | ALAT]] Di sekolah anak laki-laki sebuah buku teks akan memiliki penis banyak di dalamnya mungkin memiliki penis ditarik pada setiap gambar pada setiap halaman, di mana seperti di sebuah sekolah gadis penis tidak ada atau sangat sedikit. mendapatkan ditarik dalam buku teks (lihat "lelucon penis dan perempuan" di bawah) Di sebuah sekolah campuran jumlah penis dalam buku teks akan cukup tinggi tetapi tidak setinggi sekolah anak laki-laki.. lol oliver Stratton memiliki seperti penis 1.inch .. yh saya mendengar hes gay dan saudaranya seperti dewa atau sumfin === Jadi Apakah Penis Anda === Balas untuk setiap pertanyaan atau pernyataan dengan mengatakan "Jadi penis Anda" Contoh:'' '- "Kismis sangat keriput" '' ''' "Jadi penis Anda"'' ---''' - "Saya kecil ..."'' ''' "Jadi penis Anda"'' ----''' - "Hei ada"'' ''' "Jadi penis Anda"'' ----''' - "Punggung saya sangat kaku"'' ''' "Jadi adalah penis Anda"'' ----' '' - "Jadi, apakah penis Anda"'' ''' "Jadi penis Anda"'' ----''' - "penis saya adalah penis"'' ''' "Jadi adalah penis Anda"'' ----'' '- "penis"''''' "Jadi penis Anda"'' ----'' '- "Dude, hidup saya menyebalkan.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">I'm miserable and desperate, like a small pimple on the ass that is the world."''' ''"So is your penis"'' ---- "'-"I'm really thirsty...""' ""So is your penis."" ---- ===ASCII Penis Joke=== You can also use a synonym for penis such as chicken or a snake by making ASCII art about it. Example: 7MM? MMMMM7MM MMM+ $MMM MMMMD ,M MMMMM M MMM MM MMM MMMMM MM OM MO MM MMN MMM MM ,M MM, MM MMI MMM MM MMM MMM MM? MM MM M NM MM MM MM MM M MMM MM MMM M MM M NM MMM MM M MM 7 MM MMM MM M MMMMMM M MM MMM :MM M MMMMI7M MM MMM MM + MMM MM M MMMM= M +MM ,MM MMM MMM+ M 8M MMMMMM NM MMM MM MMM, MMMIMM ID MM MMMMM M M+ NMM MMD MM MM M MM MMMM M MM MM NMM MN MM NMM M: M MM M OM MMMMMMMMMMM, ,MM M $ MI MM MM MMMMMMMMM ~MM M MM M MM OM OMMMN MMM MMMMMZ M MM, MN MMMMMMM MMM =MM MM MM NMMMMMM DMMMMM MZ M?NMMM MMM MM +MM MM MM ~MM MMMMM MM MMMMM, M MMM MMM M ZMM MMM MM ,M: MM MM MMMMMM MM MM M+ M MM NMMMM M+ M MM MMMM MM MMMM MMM MM 7MMM MM MM MO MM MM MM MM MM MM MM +MZ ZM MM MM M MM MM MM $MMM MM MM, MM MM MM M ?M$ MM NM~ M MI MMM MM MM MM MMM MMMM MM MM MMMM :MM IM M MMMMMMMMM MM ,MMMMM M MMZ DMMO ?M MM+ M$ MMM MM ZMMMMM M MMMMMMMM M $M $ MMM NM: MM M MMMM MD MM MM MMMZ M8 MM ? MMM MMMM M MM M OMMM8 M MM MMMMMMN +M 8M MMMMM, MMMMMMMM7 MM M MM~ MM M MMN MM MMM MM +MM~ 7MM MMM$ MMM8 MMMZ DMMM MMMM MN MMMMMN MMM7 MMMMMI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: MMM :MMMMD ~ MMMM MMMMMMMM$ MMMMMMM D :MMMM MO MMM DMMMMMMMMMMMO~MMMMMMMM 7MMMMMM MM MMN MMMMMMMMM 8MMMMMMMM MM MM~MMMM= ,MMMMMM: 7MM MM MM MMM7 :~?I 8MM MM MM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMM +MMM, MM MMD MMM, MMMMMMM MM+ ?MMM= ZMM MM NMMMMMI +MMM M MMMM MMM MM MMMM MD8M MMM MMMMM MM MM MMMN MMZ M MMMMMMMMMM MMMM8 MM M,MM M$ MM MN MMMMMMMM MM M+ MMM M MM DMM MZ MM MM $ MM MM MMMM NM= [[Lie|MINE IS SO MUCH BIGGER]] ===Wang, etc=== There are many colorful synonyms for penis. Adding them to a sentence makes anything hilarious. Actually, just ''saying'' them is hilarious. :Heheh, wang. As in [[Numberwang]]. I knew this old chinese guy, and he was always like, "Hello.</span> Saya sedih dan putus asa, seperti jerawat kecil di pantat yang adalah dunia "'' '''" Jadi adalah penis Anda "'' ----"' -. "Aku benar-benar haus ..." "'" "Jadi penis Anda" "---- === ASCII Penis Joke === Anda juga dapat menggunakan sinonim untuk penis seperti ayam atau ular dengan membuat seni ASCII tentang hal Contoh:.. 7mm MMMMM7MM? MMM + $ MMM MMMMD, M MMMMM M MMM MM MMM MMMMM MM OM MO MM MMN MMM MM, M MM, MM MMI MMM MM MMM MMM MM MM MM? M NM MM MM MM MM M MMM MM MMM M MM M NM MMM MM M MM 7 MM MMM MM M MMMMMM M MM MMM: MM M MMMMI7M MM MMM MM + MMM MM M MMMM = M + MM, MM MMM MMM + M 8M MMMMMM NM MMM MM MMM, MMMIMM ID MM MMMMM M M + NMM MMD MM MM M MM MMMM M MM MM NMM NMM MN MM M:? M MM M OM mmmmmmmmmmm,, MM M $ MI MM mmmmmmmmm MM ~ MM MM M M MM OM OMMMN MMM MMMMMZ M MM, MN MMMMMMM MMM = MM MM MM NMMMMMM DMMMMM MZ M NMMM MMM MM + MM MM MM ~ MMMMM MMMMM MM MM, M MMM MMM M ZMM MMM MM, M: MM MMMMMM MM MM MM M + M MM NMMMM M + M MM MMMM MM MMMM MMM MM 7MMM MM MM MO MM MM MM MM MM MM MM + MZ ZM MM MM M MM MM MM $ MM MM MMM, MM MM MM M M $ MM NM ~ M MI MMM MM MM MM MMM MMMM MM MM MMMM:?? MM IM M MM mmmmmmmmm, MMMMM M MMZ DMMO M MM + M $ MMM MM ZMMMMM M MMMMMMMM M $ M $ NM MMM:? MM M MMMM MD MM MM MMMZ M8 MM MMM MMMM M MM M OMMM8 M MM MMMMMMN + M 8M MMMMM, MMMMMMMM7 MM MM M ~ MM M MMN MM MMM MM + MM ~ 7mm MMM $ MMM8 MMMZ DMMM MMMM MN MMMMMN MMM7 MMMMMI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: MMM: MMMMD ~ MMMMMMMM MMMM $ MMMMMMM D: MMMM MO MMM DMMMMMMMMMMMO ~ MMMMMMMM 7MMMMMM MM MMN mmmmmmmmm 8MMMMMMMM MM MM MMMM ~ =, MMMMMM: MM MM 7mm MMM7: ~? Saya 8mm MM Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MM MMM + MMM, MM MMD MMM, MM MMMMMMM + MMM = ZMM MM NMMMMMI? + MMM M MMMM MMM MM MMMM MD8M MMM MMMMM MM MM MMMN MMZ M MMMMMMMMMM MMMM8 MM M, MM M $ MM MN MMMMMMMM MM M + MMM M MM DMM MZ MM MM MM MM $ NM MMMM = [[Lie | MILIKKU IS SO MUCH BESAR]].. === Wang, dll === Ada sinonim berwarna-warni banyak penis Menambahkan mereka untuk membuat kalimat lucu sesuatu yang Sebenarnya , hanya mengatakan'''' mereka adalah lucu: Heheh, wang Seperti dalam [[Numberwang]] Aku tahu orang ini cina tua, dan dia selalu seperti, "Hello....</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">My name Wang." ===Pen15=== Haha, get it? It looks like penis. The pen-is mightier than the sword. At least mine is, lol! ==How to use a penis on your girlfriend== For smackin' her ass all the way back to the kitchen! ==How to use a penis on your boyfriend== [Cowboy] butsex butsex ===Penispenispenis=== Everything is funnier if you say it three times. DICKS DICKS DICKS. See also [[HeadOn]] (hehe, "Head"On, get it?) === [http://penisland.net Pen Island] === Looks like penis land, see? ===Allusions and [[Sexual Innuendo|Innuendo]]=== It's always funny if you make '''normal''' things sound like you're talking about '''penis'''. :''How's it hanging?'' :''He cocked a questioning eyebrow.'' :''Size doesn't matter.'' :''"In Your Endo!"'' :''"Would you like to see my penis?"'' ===Subtle references in poetry=== <blockquote>Away! away! for I will fly to thee, <br/> Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, <br/> But on the viewless wings of Poenis, <br/> Though the dull brain perplexes and turds. <br/> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- John Keats</blockquote> <blockquote>The purple-headed mountain, <br/> The river running by, <br/> The sunset and the morning, <br/> That brightens up the sky. <br/> ;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Cecil Frances Alexander</blockquote> <blockquote>"Willis, I didn't want you here to-day: <br/> The lawyer's coming for the company.</span> Nama saya Wang "=== Pen15 === Haha., Mendapatkannya Sepertinya penis.? Pena-menjadi lebih ditakuti daripada pedang. Setidaknya saya adalah, lol! == Cara menggunakan penis pada pacar Anda == Untuk 'smackin nya keledai sepanjang perjalanan kembali ke dapur == Cara menggunakan penis pada pacar Anda! == [Cowboy] butsex butsex === Penispenispenis === Semuanya lucu jika Anda mengatakan itu tiga kali. dicks dicks dicks Lihat juga. [[Headon]] (hehe, "Kepala" Pada, mendapatkannya?) === [http://penisland.net Pen Pulau] === Sepertinya tanah penis, lihat? === Sindiran dan [ [seksual Innuendo | Innuendo]] === Itu selalu lucu jika Anda membuat suara hal-hal ''' normal''' seperti Anda sedang berbicara tentang'' 'penis''':.'' Bagaimana Menggantung'': '? "Dia mengangkat sebelah alisnya mempertanyakan'':..'' Ukuran tidak masalah'':''" Dalam Endo Anda! "'':''"? Apakah Anda ingin melihat penis saya "'' === Halus referensi dalam puisi === <blockquote> Jauh pergi!! karena aku akan terbang kepadamu, <br/> Tidak charioted oleh Bacchus dan pards nya, <br/> Tapi di sayap buta dari Poenis, <br/> Meskipun . membingungkan otak kusam dan kotoran <br/> - John Keats </ blockquote> <blockquote> Gunung ungu berkepala, <br/> Sungai berjalan oleh, <br/> sunset dan pagi, <br/> Itu mencerahkan langit <br/>, -. Cecil Frances Alexander </ blockquote> <blockquote> "Willis, aku tidak ingin kau di sini untuk -hari: <br/> Pengacara datang bagi perusahaan.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left"><br/> I'm going to sell my soul, or, rather, feet.</span> <br/> aku akan menjual jiwaku, atau, lebih tepatnya, kaki.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left"><br/> Five hundred dollars for the pair, you know." <br/> "With you the feet have nearly been the soul; <br/> And if you're going to sell them to the devil, <br/> I want to see you do it.</span> <br/> Lima ratus dolar untuk pasangan, Anda tahu "<br/>" Dengan kaki Anda sudah hampir menjadi jiwa; <br/> Dan jika Anda akan menjualnya kepada iblis, <br /. > Saya ingin melihat Anda melakukannya.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">When's he coming?" <br/> "I half suspect you knew, and came on purpose <br/> To try to help me drive a better bargain." <br/> "Well, if it's true!</span> Kapan dia datang "<br/>" Aku setengah menduga Anda tahu, dan datang pada tujuan <br/> Untuk mencoba untuk membantu saya mengendarai murah lebih baik?. "<br/>" Nah, kalau itu benar!</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">Yours are no common feet.</span> Anda tidak kaki yang umum.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left"><br/> The lawyer don't know what it is he's buying: <br/> I'll give you a hint - it's my penis.</span> <br/> Pengacara tidak tahu apa itu membeli dia: <br/> Saya akan memberikan petunjuk - itu penis saya.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left"><br/> You haven't run your forty orchids down.</span> <br/> Anda belum menjalankan anggrek empat puluh Anda ke bawah.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left"><br/> What does he think?--How are the blessed feet?</span> <br/> Apa yang dia pikirkan -? Bagaimana kaki diberkati?</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left"><br/> The doctor's sure you're going to walk again?" <br/> "He thinks I'll hobble.</span> <br/> yakin dokter itu Anda akan berjalan lagi? "<br/>" Dia pikir aku akan pincang.</span> <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="direction: ltr; text-align: left">It's both legs and feet." <br/> "They must be terrible--I mean to look at." <br/> ;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Robert Frost</blockquote> ===The Penis Game=== The object of this game is to see who can say the word penis loudest.<br> The game ends when one person gets too embarrassed to say the word louder than the other, ones head imploding from sheer wonder, or when the teacher comes by. You usually don't get in trouble, the teacher ends up looking at you funny or joining the game themselves. It can only be played in public, or else you and your "friend" will end up yelling penis at each other until you receive complaints from your neighbors and the police give you citations for being a noisy jerk. ===The Geek World=== Even geeks find penis jokes funny, but they have their own penis jokes that they make. The most common geek penis joke goes as follows: If the guy reading over your shoulder is now laughing, it is safe to assume he is a geek. A joke about his penis not existing is now appropriate. But only if his name is Raiden. Because the Patriots stole his penis. For more information, scroll up to the ASCII section ==What Do Penises and Video Games Have In Common!? Let's Find Out!== <center><youtube>VlpGpDIxrFA</youtube></center> Who thought that such remotely related subjects can actually share so much in common! ===Penis jokes and Garry Kasparov=== Garry Kasparov does not like penis jokes, and his security crew hates them even more. <youtube>wFcZm7UUYIg</youtube> ==Penis jokes and women== [[Image:GeorgeWillyBush.JPG|thumb|250px|George W Bush, demonstrating the penis joke to women. Women are not impressed by penis jokes, stupid fool. LOL PENIS & [[Vagina|BUSH]]]] In general, [[Vagina|women]] do not find penis-related humor all that [[Funny|amusing]] (or they successfully manage to hide how much they really do enjoy it. No-one here knows, as none of them are female). Some are [[Adolf Hitler|offended]] by it; others find it [[Richard Nixon|disgusting]]. Some females fear the male-member, but many others simply find it improper. This is a trend that is predominantly going out of style. After the falling out with Dr. Langer, Dr. Schlong was quoted as saying that a woman's reaction to a penis joke is a perfect way to [[test|evaluate]] her as a marriage possibility. Here is a simple test: :"While I was in [[Boston, Massachusetts|Boston]], I went to see a play at the Wang Theater." Schlong's conclusion: If she chuckles or laughs, marry her without delay. Or you can take it from an actual woman: We find your penis hilarious. ==In Conclusion== Penis jokes are the [[wit]]tiest jokes one could make. Try to use them in conversation. It will garner respect and give [[You|everyone]] a good laugh. ==See Also== *[[Penis]] *[[Penispenispenis]] *[[Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis]] [[Category:Pr0n]] [[Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor]] [[Category:Humour]] [[Category:Jokes]] [[Category:Penis]] [[eo:la fikiloj]]</span> Ini kedua kaki dan kaki "<br/>" Mereka harus mengerikan - Maksudku untuk melihat "<br/>,.. - Robert Frost </ blockquote> === The Penis Permainan === Tujuan permainan ini adalah untuk melihat siapa yang bisa mengatakan kata penis paling keras <br> Permainan berakhir ketika seseorang mendapat terlalu malu untuk mengucapkan kata keras daripada yang lain., yang Kepalanya meledak dari heran belaka, atau ketika guru datang dengan Anda biasanya. tidak mendapat masalah, guru berakhir melihat Anda lucu atau bergabung dengan permainan sendiri ini hanya bisa dimainkan di depan umum,. atau Anda dan "teman" Anda akan berakhir berteriak penis satu sama lain sampai Anda menerima keluhan dari tetangga dan polisi memberikan kutipan untuk menjadi brengsek berisik. === Dunia Geek === Bahkan Geeks menemukan Gurauan penis lucu, tetapi mereka memiliki lelucon penis mereka sendiri yang mereka buat. The lelucon penis paling umum pecandu berjalan sebagai berikut:... Jika orang membaca dari balik bahu Anda sekarang tertawa, adalah aman untuk mengasumsikan dia adalah seorang geek Sebuah lelucon tentang penisnya tidak ada sekarang sesuai Tapi hanya jika namanya adalah Raiden Karena Patriots mencuri penisnya Untuk informasi lebih lanjut, gulir ke atas ke bagian ASCII == Apa penis dan Video Games Memiliki Dalam Common!.? Mari Cari Tahu == <center>! <youtube> VlpGpDIxrFA </ youtube> </ center> Siapa yang mengira bahwa subyek jarak jauh terkait seperti benar-benar dapat berbagi begitu banyak kesamaan lelucon Penis === dan Garry Kasparov === Garry Kasparov tidak suka lelucon penis,! dan kru keamanannya membenci mereka bahkan lebih. <youtube> wFcZm7UUYIg </ youtube > == Penis lelucon dan wanita == [[Gambar:.. GeorgeWillyBush.JPG | thumb | 250px | George W Bush, menunjukkan lelucon penis bagi perempuan Perempuan tidak terkesan dengan lelucon penis, bodoh bodoh LOL PENIS & [[Vagina | BUSH]]]] Secara umum, [[Vagina | perempuan]] tidak menemukan penis yang berhubungan dengan humor semua yang [[Lucu | lucu]] (atau mereka berhasil mengelola untuk menyembunyikan betapa mereka benar-benar menikmatinya ada-satu di sini. tahu, karena tidak satupun dari mereka adalah perempuan) Beberapa [[Adolf Hitler | tersinggung]] oleh itu,. lain menemukannya [[Richard Nixon | menjijikkan]] Beberapa wanita takut anggota-laki, tetapi banyak orang lain hanya merasa tidak tepat. Ini adalah tren yang dominan akan keluar dari gaya Setelah jatuh keluar dengan Dr Langer, Dr schlong seperti dikutip bahwa reaksi wanita untuk lelucon penis adalah cara sempurna untuk [[tes | mengevaluasi]].. nya sebagai kemungkinan pernikahan Berikut ini adalah tes sederhana :: "Sementara aku berada di [[Boston, Massachusetts | Boston]], saya pergi untuk melihat sebuah bermain di teater Wang." Kesimpulan schlong ini:. Jika dia terkekeh atau tertawa, menikahinya . tanpa penundaan Atau Anda bisa mengambilnya dari seorang wanita yang sebenarnya: Kami menemukan lucu penis Anda == Kesimpulan == lelucon Penis adalah [[kecerdasan]] lelucon tiest orang bisa membuat Cobalah untuk menggunakannya dalam percakapan itu akan mengumpulkan... menghormati dan [[Anda | setiap orang]] tertawa == Lihat Juga == * [[Penis]] * [[Penispenispenis]] * [[Penis Penis penis penis penis penis Penis penis]] [[Category:. pr0n ]] [[Kategori: Humor misoginis Childish]] [[Kategori: Humor]] [[Kategori: Jokes]] [[Kategori: Penis]] [[eo: la fikiloj]]</span>
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The '''penis joke''' (also called "Knob joke", '''Joking on your Little Man''', or '''The best joke ever''', in some cultures) is the highest form of [[Poop|humour]]. It appeals to an innate sense of humour in all humans, and thus is [[Europe|universally]] understood. It has a [[Uncyclopedia:Useless_Gobshite_of_the_Month|revered]] place in society and is considered [[Fisher Price|high art]].
 
 
==Origins==
 
In the early years, male [[DESTROY ALL HUMANS|humans]] developed a [[mutant|mutation]] in the [[machete in the groin|groin]] area nicknamed the "[[penis]]." This groinal growth or "Man Horn", is generally seen as unshapely and useful, and so became the [[UnNews:Whittington Shooting Possibly Not Accidental|target]] of many jokes. These witticisms led the men to believe it was this "penis" that made them [[Stupid|superior]]. They grew [[Gay|incredibly proud]] of their members and women everywhere are waiting for the fall.
 
 
The [[classic]] penis joke has expanded into a number of related areas (which <span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Penis_joke&action=edit will be discussed]</span> below) including the related Wang, Dong, One Eyed Trouser Snake, Dick, Prick, and Mr Floppy. WEINER!! :D
 
 
In german they say:
 
Roobin hat der pimmel kaputt und die hodensack versaut
 
 
E=Mc2=PENIS!
 
 
==Manifestations==
 
[[Image:Lol_penis.jpg|thumb|left|A penis joke done right.]]boobies. one time i farted while telling a penis joke and it felt like an orgasm
 
 
The Dick joke is one of the most versatile known to comic scientists today. The hypothesis states, although it is impossible to prove, that there is never a situation in which a penis joke cannot be made.
 
 
Several test situations have been proposed, such as the funerary example that follows. These test situations were designed to put the maximum stress on the humorous membrane of the joke PENIS, without actually breaking it or causing it to be [[Uncyclopedia|unfunny]]. The Funeral Example was originally tested by Doctors Langer and Schlong at the funeral of their friend's mother. There was later a dick measuring contest over whose name would go on the patent, but it is apparent who came out on top.
 
 
[[Image:CockinFace.JPG|thumb|200px|Blow job/facial example on Bobbi Starr. A pretty lady with her mouth open is just asking for it really]]
 
[[Image:DaveLeeRothwithCock.JPG|thumb|200px|Open legs example 1 David Lee Roth showing off his penis (note on dark pictures Biro may not show up and they may need to be vandalized with Tip-Ex instead.)]]
 
[[Image:DaveLeeRothonCock.JPG|thumb|200px|Open legs example 2 David Lee Roth sitting on someone else's penis]]
 
[[Image:BigDickgraf.jpg|thumb|200px|Object version, a picture of a chimney with DICK written on it is Graffiti waiting to happen. LOL it says DICK and I've drawn a DICK. LOL. I'm a bit disappointed I couldn't find a picture of a chimney with white smoke "coming" out the top]]
 
 
;Langer's Funeral Example:
 
:"I'm going to put the ''fun'' back into funeral--with my penis!
 
 
The penis joke manifests itself in many ways:
 
 
===Penis!===
 
By far the most simple of penis jokes, ''Penis!'' goes as follows:
 
 
:PENIS!
 
 
Ahahaha, penis.
 
 
:DICK!
 
 
:PENIS!
 
 
:COCK!
 
 
:WANG!
 
 
:BAS NOTEBORN
 
 
Ahahaha, dick, penis, wang combo. Nicceee.
 
 
_____ Thought he got his first pubic hair until he pissed out of it!
 
 
===School textbooks etc===
 
 
Penis jokes appear anywhere there are photographs of people, like newspapers, although school textbooks are a favored target as a school may keep the book for a long time until it can afford to buy more, even when its out dated and ''your'' kids are in school, looking at your very own graffitti drawn 25 years earlier. The photo is usually of a person with their legs open or their mouth open, to which a child, usually a boy has an urge to draw a big penis on the picture. Mouth version, the penis is normally drawn going into a persons open mouth like a facial or blowjob, plain simple hilarious. Open legs version, here the schoolboy is faced with a dilemma, he may draw the penis coming out of or going into the groin area, to make it look like the person is either displaying their penis or receiving someone else's. LOL PENIS. Another version is drawing on a picture of any kind of object that even slightly or remotely resembles a penis in any way, fruit, trees, buildings, tools, anything LOL [[Penis|TOOL]].
 
 
In a boy's school a text book will have many penises in it may have a penis drawn on every picture on every page, where as in a girl's school no or very few penises get drawn in textbooks (see "penis jokes and women" below ). In a mixed school the amount of penises in textbooks will be quite high but not as high as a boys school.
 
lol oliver stratton has like a 1.inch penis ..
 
yh i heard hes gay and his brother is like a god or sumfin
 
 
===So Is Your Penis===
 
 
Reply to any question or statement by saying "So is your penis"
 
 
Examples:
 
 
'''-"Raisins are so wrinkly"'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
---
 
 
'''-"I'm small..."'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
'''-"Hey there"'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
'''-"My back is extremely stiff"'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
'''-"So is your penis"'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
'''-"My penis is a penis"'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
'''-"Penises"'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
'''-"Dude, my life sucks. I'm miserable and desperate, like a small pimple on the ass that is the world."'''
 
 
''"So is your penis"''
 
 
----
 
 
"'-"I'm really thirsty...""'
 
 
""So is your penis.""
 
 
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===ASCII Penis Joke===
 
You can also use a synonym for penis such as chicken or a snake by making ASCII art about it.
 
 
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[[Lie|MINE IS SO MUCH BIGGER]]
 
 
===Wang, etc===
 
There are many colorful synonyms for penis. Adding them to a sentence makes anything hilarious.
 
 
Actually, just ''saying'' them is hilarious.
 
 
:Heheh, wang. As in [[Numberwang]].
 
 
I knew this old chinese guy, and he was always like, "Hello. My name Wang."
 
 
===Pen15===
 
Haha, get it? It looks like penis.
 
 
The pen-is mightier than the sword. At least mine is, lol!
 
 
==How to use a penis on your girlfriend==
 
 
For smackin' her ass all the way back to the kitchen!
 
 
==How to use a penis on your boyfriend==
 
[Cowboy] butsex butsex
 
 
===Penispenispenis===
 
Everything is funnier if you say it three times.
 
 
DICKS DICKS DICKS.
 
 
See also [[HeadOn]] (hehe, "Head"On, get it?)
 
 
 
=== [http://penisland.net Pen Island] ===
 
Looks like penis land, see?
 
 
===Allusions and [[Sexual Innuendo|Innuendo]]===
 
It's always funny if you make '''normal''' things sound like you're talking about '''penis'''.
 
 
:''How's it hanging?''
 
 
:''He cocked a questioning eyebrow.''
 
 
:''Size doesn't matter.''
 
 
:''"In Your Endo!"''
 
 
:''"Would you like to see my penis?"''
 
 
===Subtle references in poetry===
 
<blockquote>Away! away! for I will fly to thee, <br/>
 
Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, <br/>
 
But on the viewless wings of Poenis, <br/>
 
Though the dull brain perplexes and turds. <br/>
 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- John Keats</blockquote>
 
 
<blockquote>The purple-headed mountain, <br/>
 
The river running by, <br/>
 
The sunset and the morning, <br/>
 
That brightens up the sky. <br/>
 
;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Cecil Frances Alexander</blockquote>
 
 
 
<blockquote>"Willis, I didn't want you here to-day: <br/>
 
The lawyer's coming for the company. <br/>
 
I'm going to sell my soul, or, rather, feet. <br/>
 
Five hundred dollars for the pair, you know." <br/>
 
"With you the feet have nearly been the soul; <br/>
 
And if you're going to sell them to the devil, <br/>
 
I want to see you do it. When's he coming?" <br/>
 
"I half suspect you knew, and came on purpose <br/>
 
To try to help me drive a better bargain." <br/>
 
"Well, if it's true! Yours are no common feet. <br/>
 
The lawyer don't know what it is he's buying: <br/>
 
I'll give you a hint - it's my penis. <br/>
 
You haven't run your forty orchids down. <br/>
 
What does he think?--How are the blessed feet? <br/>
 
The doctor's sure you're going to walk again?" <br/>
 
"He thinks I'll hobble. It's both legs and feet." <br/>
 
"They must be terrible--I mean to look at." <br/>
 
;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Robert Frost</blockquote>
 
 
===The Penis Game===
 
The object of this game is to see who can say the word penis loudest.<br>
 
The game ends when one person gets too embarrassed to say the word louder than the other, ones head imploding from sheer wonder, or when the teacher comes by. You usually don't get in trouble, the teacher ends up looking at you funny or joining the game themselves.
 
 
It can only be played in public, or else you and your "friend" will end up yelling penis at each other until you receive complaints from your neighbors and the police give you citations for being a noisy jerk.
 
 
===The Geek World===
 
Even geeks find penis jokes funny, but they have their own penis jokes that they make. The most common geek penis joke goes as follows:
 
 
If the guy reading over your shoulder is now laughing, it is safe to assume he is a geek. A joke about his penis not existing is now appropriate. But only if his name is Raiden. Because the Patriots stole his penis.
 
 
For more information, scroll up to the ASCII section
 
 
==What Do Penises and Video Games Have In Common!? Let's Find Out!==
 
 
<center><youtube>VlpGpDIxrFA</youtube></center>
 
 
Who thought that such remotely related subjects can actually share so much in common!
 
 
 
===Penis jokes and Garry Kasparov===
 
Garry Kasparov does not like penis jokes, and his security crew hates them even more.
 
 
<youtube>wFcZm7UUYIg</youtube>
 
 
==Penis jokes and women==
 
[[Image:GeorgeWillyBush.JPG|thumb|250px|George W Bush, demonstrating the penis joke to women. Women are not impressed by penis jokes, stupid fool. LOL PENIS & [[Vagina|BUSH]]]]
 
In general, [[Vagina|women]] do not find penis-related humor all that [[Funny|amusing]] (or they successfully manage to hide how much they really do enjoy it. No-one here knows, as none of them are female). Some are [[Adolf Hitler|offended]] by it; others find it [[Richard Nixon|disgusting]]. Some females fear the male-member, but many others simply find it improper. This is a trend that is predominantly going out of style. After the falling out with Dr. Langer, Dr. Schlong was quoted as saying that a woman's reaction to a penis joke is a perfect way to [[test|evaluate]] her as a marriage possibility. Here is a simple test:
 
 
:"While I was in [[Boston, Massachusetts|Boston]], I went to see a play at the Wang Theater."
 
 
Schlong's conclusion: If she chuckles or laughs, marry her without delay.
 
 
Or you can take it from an actual woman: We find your penis hilarious.
 
 
==In Conclusion==
 
Penis jokes are the [[wit]]tiest jokes one could make. Try to use them in conversation. It will garner respect and give [[You|everyone]] a good laugh.
 
 
==See Also==
 
 
*[[Penis]]
 
*[[Penispenispenis]]
 
*[[Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis]]
 
 
[[Category:Pr0n]]
 
[[Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor]]
 
[[Category:Humour]]
 
[[Category:Jokes]]
 
[[Category:Penis]]
 
[[eo:la fikiloj]]
 

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“There's always room for a few inches of Noel Coward.”
~ Noel Coward on Penis jokes
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~ Selalu ada ruang untuk beberapa inci dari Noel Coward on Noel Coward
“Yoda”
~ Penis jokes
The penis joke (also called "Knob joke", Joking on your Little Man, or The best joke ever, in some cultures) is the highest form of humour.
Menilai saya berdasarkan ukuran, apakah Anda |? Yoda | Penis lelucon}} The 'penis lelucon (juga disebut "Knob lelucon", 'Bercanda di Little Man Anda, atau 'The best bercanda pernah ', dalam beberapa budaya) adalah bentuk tertinggi dari [Poop [| humor]].
It appeals to an innate sense of humour in all humans, and thus is universally understood. Ini menarik bagi rasa bawaan humor dalam semua manusia, dan dengan demikian universal dipahami. It has a revered place in society and is considered high art. Memiliki dihormati terjadi di masyarakat dan dianggap seni tinggi. ==Origins== In the early years, male humans developed a mutation in the groin area nicknamed the "penis." Asal == == Pada tahun-tahun awal, pria manusia mengembangkan mutasi di [parang [di selangkangan | selangkangan]] wilayah dijuluki "penis . " This groinal growth or "Man Horn", is generally seen as unshapely and useful, and so became the target of many jokes. Pertumbuhan groinal atau "Horn Man", umumnya dipandang sebagai unshapely dan berguna, sehingga menjadi target dari banyak lelucon. These witticisms led the men to believe it was this "penis" that made them superior. Ini kelakar memimpin orang-orang untuk percaya itu adalah ini "penis" yang membuat mereka superior. They grew incredibly proud of their members and women everywhere are waiting for the fall. Mereka tumbuh sangat bangga anggota mereka dan wanita di mana-mana menunggu untuk musim gugur. The classic penis joke has expanded into a number of related areas (which will be discussed below) including the related Wang, Dong, One Eyed Trouser Snake, Dick, Prick, and Mr Floppy. The klasik lelucon penis telah berkembang menjadi beberapa bidang terkait (yang akan dibahas </ span> bawah) termasuk Wang terkait, Dong, Satu Snake celana Eyed, Dick, Prick, dan Mr Floppy. WEINER!! Weiner!! :D In german they say: Roobin hat der pimmel kaputt und die hodensack versaut E=Mc2=PENIS! : D Di Jerman mereka mengatakan: Roobin hat der pimmel kaputt und die hodensack versaut E = mc2 = PENIS! ==Manifestations==
Lol penis
A penis joke done right.
boobies.
Manifestasinya == == [[Gambar: Lol_penis.jpg | thumb | kiri | Sebuah lelucon penis dilakukan dengan benar].] Boobies.
one time i farted while telling a penis joke and it felt like an orgasm The Dick joke is one of the most versatile known to comic scientists today. satu kali saya kentut saat menceritakan lelucon penis dan rasanya seperti orgasme Lelucon Dick adalah salah satu yang paling serbaguna dikenal para ilmuwan komik hari. The hypothesis states, although it is impossible to prove, that there is never a situation in which a penis joke cannot be made. Hipotesis menyatakan, meskipun tidak mungkin untuk membuktikan, bahwa tidak pernah ada situasi di mana lelucon penis tidak dapat dibuat. Several test situations have been proposed, such as the funerary example that follows. Situasi beberapa tes telah diusulkan, seperti contoh penguburan yang berikut. These test situations were designed to put the maximum stress on the humorous membrane of the joke PENIS, without actually breaking it or causing it to be unfunny. Situasi ini uji dirancang untuk menempatkan tegangan maksimum pada membran lucu dari lelucon PENIS, tanpa benar-benar melanggar atau menyebabkan ia menjadi unfunny. The Funeral Example was originally tested by Doctors Langer and Schlong at the funeral of their friend's mother. Contoh Pemakaman awalnya diuji oleh Dokter Langer dan schlong di pemakaman ibu teman mereka. There was later a dick measuring contest over whose name would go on the patent, but it is apparent who came out on top. Ada kemudian pengukuran kontol kontes atas nama siapa akan pergi pada paten, tetapi jelas yang keluar di atas.
CockinFace
Blow job/facial example on Bobbi Starr. thumb | 200px | Pukulan pekerjaan / contoh wajah pada Bobbi Starr. A pretty lady with her mouth open is just asking for it really
DaveLeeRothwithCock
Open legs example 1 David Lee Roth showing off his penis (note on dark pictures Biro may not show up and they may need to be vandalized with Tip-Ex instead.)
DaveLeeRothonCock
Open legs example 2 David Lee Roth sitting on someone else's penis
BigDickgraf
Object version, a picture of a chimney with DICK written on it is Graffiti waiting to happen. Seorang wanita cantik dengan mulut terbuka hanya meminta itu benar-benar
thumb | 200px | kaki terbuka contoh 1 David Lee Roth memamerkan penisnya (catatan pada Biro gambar gelap tidak mungkin muncul dan mereka mungkin perlu dirusak dengan Tip Ex-bukan) thumb | 200px | kaki terbuka contoh 2 David Lee Roth duduk di penis orang lain thumb | 200px | Obyek versi, gambar cerobong dengan DICK tertulis di atasnya adalah Graffiti menunggu untuk terjadi. LOL it says DICK and I've drawn a DICK. LOL ia mengatakan DICK dan saya sudah ditarik suatu DICK. LOL. LOL. I'm a bit disappointed I couldn't find a picture of a chimney with white smoke "coming" out the top ;Langer's Funeral Example: :"I'm going to put the fun back into funeral--with my penis! The penis joke manifests itself in many ways: ===Penis!=== By far the most simple of penis jokes, Penis! goes as follows: :PENIS! Ahahaha, penis. :DICK! :PENIS! :COCK! :WANG! :BAS NOTEBORN Ahahaha, dick, penis, wang combo. Nicceee. _____ Thought he got his first pubic hair until he pissed out of it! ===School textbooks etc=== Penis jokes appear anywhere there are photographs of people, like newspapers, although school textbooks are a favored target as a school may keep the book for a long time until it can afford to buy more, even when its out dated and your kids are in school, looking at your very own graffitti drawn 25 years earlier. The photo is usually of a person with their legs open or their mouth open, to which a child, usually a boy has an urge to draw a big penis on the picture. Mouth version, the penis is normally drawn going into a persons open mouth like a facial or blowjob, plain simple hilarious. Open legs version, here the schoolboy is faced with a dilemma, he may draw the penis coming out of or going into the groin area, to make it look like the person is either displaying their penis or receiving someone else's. LOL PENIS. Another version is drawing on a picture of any kind of object that even slightly or remotely resembles a penis in any way, fruit, trees, buildings, tools, anything LOL TOOL. In a boy's school a text book will have many penises in it may have a penis drawn on every picture on every page, where as in a girl's school no or very few penises get drawn in textbooks (see "penis jokes and women" below ). In a mixed school the amount of penises in textbooks will be quite high but not as high as a boys school. lol oliver stratton has like a 1.inch penis .. yh i heard hes gay and his brother is like a god or sumfin ===So Is Your Penis=== Reply to any question or statement by saying "So is your penis" Examples: -"Raisins are so wrinkly" "So is your penis" --- -"I'm small..." "So is your penis" ---- -"Hey there" "So is your penis" ---- -"My back is extremely stiff" "So is your penis" ---- -"So is your penis" "So is your penis" ---- -"My penis is a penis" "So is your penis" ---- -"Penises" "So is your penis" ---- -"Dude, my life sucks. Saya sedikit kecewa aku tidak bisa menemukan gambar cerobong asap dengan asap putih "datang" keluar atas
, Contoh Pemakaman Langer :: "Aku akan menempatkan menyenangkan' kembali ke pemakaman- !-dengan penis saya Lelucon penis memanifestasikan dirinya dalam banyak cara: Penis === === Sejauh ini yang paling sederhana lelucon penis, Penis' berjalan sebagai berikut :: PENIS Ahahaha, penis:!. DICK : PENIS:!! COCK:! WANG:..! BAS NOTEBORN Ahahaha, kontol, penis, wang combo Nicceee _____ Pemikiran dia punya rambut kemaluan pertama sampai ia marah dari itu === buku pelajaran sekolah dll === Penis lelucon muncul di mana saja ada foto-foto orang-orang, seperti surat kabar, meskipun buku pelajaran sekolah adalah target disukai sebagai sekolah dapat menjaga buku untuk waktu yang lama sampai mampu membeli lebih banyak, bahkan ketika keluar yang tanggal dan' anak-anak Anda di sekolah, melihat Anda graffitti sendiri diambil 25 tahun sebelumnya. foto biasanya dari seseorang dengan kaki mereka terbuka atau mulut terbuka mereka, yang seorang anak, biasanya anak laki-laki memiliki dorongan untuk menarik penis besar pada gambar. Versi mulut, penis biasanya ditarik masuk ke mulut orang terbuka seperti lucu, wajah atau blowjob sederhana polos Buka kaki versi, di sini anak sekolah dihadapkan dengan dilema., ia dapat menarik penis keluar dari atau pergi ke pangkal paha daerah, untuk membuatnya terlihat seperti orang tersebut baik menampilkan penis mereka atau menerima orang lain. PENIS LOL versi lain adalah menggambar pada gambar obyek apa saja yang bahkan sedikit atau jauh menyerupai penis dengan cara apapun, buah, pohon-pohon., bangunan, peralatan, LOL apapun ALAT Di sekolah anak laki-laki sebuah buku teks akan memiliki penis banyak di dalamnya mungkin memiliki penis ditarik pada setiap gambar pada setiap halaman, di mana seperti di sebuah sekolah gadis penis tidak ada atau sangat sedikit. mendapatkan ditarik dalam buku teks (lihat "lelucon penis dan perempuan" di bawah) Di sebuah sekolah campuran jumlah penis dalam buku teks akan cukup tinggi tetapi tidak setinggi sekolah anak laki-laki.. lol oliver Stratton memiliki seperti penis 1.inch .. yh saya mendengar hes gay dan saudaranya seperti dewa atau sumfin === Jadi Apakah Penis Anda === Balas untuk setiap pertanyaan atau pernyataan dengan mengatakan "Jadi penis Anda" Contoh: '- "Kismis sangat keriput" "Jadi penis Anda" --- - "Saya kecil ..." "Jadi penis Anda" ---- - "Hei ada" "Jadi penis Anda" ---- - "Punggung saya sangat kaku" "Jadi adalah penis Anda" ----' - "Jadi, apakah penis Anda" "Jadi penis Anda" ---- - "penis saya adalah penis" "Jadi adalah penis Anda" ---- '- "penis" "Jadi penis Anda" ---- '- "Dude, hidup saya menyebalkan.
I'm miserable and desperate, like a small pimple on the ass that is the world." "So is your penis" ---- "'-"I'm really thirsty...""' ""So is your penis."" ---- ===ASCII Penis Joke=== You can also use a synonym for penis such as chicken or a snake by making ASCII art about it. Example: 7MM? MMMMM7MM MMM+ $MMM MMMMD ,M MMMMM M MMM MM MMM MMMMM MM OM MO MM MMN MMM MM ,M MM, MM MMI MMM MM MMM MMM MM? MM MM M NM MM MM MM MM M MMM MM MMM M MM M NM MMM MM M MM 7 MM MMM MM M MMMMMM M MM MMM :MM M MMMMI7M MM MMM MM + MMM MM M MMMM= M +MM ,MM MMM MMM+ M 8M MMMMMM NM MMM MM MMM, MMMIMM ID MM MMMMM M M+ NMM MMD MM MM M MM MMMM M MM MM NMM MN MM NMM M: M MM M OM MMMMMMMMMMM, ,MM M $ MI MM MM MMMMMMMMM ~MM M MM M MM OM OMMMN MMM MMMMMZ M MM, MN MMMMMMM MMM =MM MM MM NMMMMMM DMMMMM MZ M?NMMM MMM MM +MM MM MM ~MM MMMMM MM MMMMM, M MMM MMM M ZMM MMM MM ,M: MM MM MMMMMM MM MM M+ M MM NMMMM M+ M MM MMMM MM MMMM MMM MM 7MMM MM MM MO MM MM MM MM MM MM MM +MZ ZM MM MM M MM MM MM $MMM MM MM, MM MM MM M ?M$ MM NM~ M MI MMM MM MM MM MMM MMMM MM MM MMMM :MM IM M MMMMMMMMM MM ,MMMMM M MMZ DMMO ?M MM+ M$ MMM MM ZMMMMM M MMMMMMMM M $M $ MMM NM: MM M MMMM MD MM MM MMMZ M8 MM ? MMM MMMM M MM M OMMM8 M MM MMMMMMN +M 8M MMMMM, MMMMMMMM7 MM M MM~ MM M MMN MM MMM MM +MM~ 7MM MMM$ MMM8 MMMZ DMMM MMMM MN MMMMMN MMM7 MMMMMI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: MMM :MMMMD ~ MMMM MMMMMMMM$ MMMMMMM D :MMMM MO MMM DMMMMMMMMMMMO~MMMMMMMM 7MMMMMM MM MMN MMMMMMMMM 8MMMMMMMM MM MM~MMMM= ,MMMMMM: 7MM MM MM MMM7 :~?I 8MM MM MM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMM +MMM, MM MMD MMM, MMMMMMM MM+ ?MMM= ZMM MM NMMMMMI +MMM M MMMM MMM MM MMMM MD8M MMM MMMMM MM MM MMMN MMZ M MMMMMMMMMM MMMM8 MM M,MM M$ MM MN MMMMMMMM MM M+ MMM M MM DMM MZ MM MM $ MM MM MMMM NM= MINE IS SO MUCH BIGGER ===Wang, etc=== There are many colorful synonyms for penis. Adding them to a sentence makes anything hilarious. Actually, just saying them is hilarious. :Heheh, wang. As in Numberwang. I knew this old chinese guy, and he was always like, "Hello. Saya sedih dan putus asa, seperti jerawat kecil di pantat yang adalah dunia " " Jadi adalah penis Anda " ----"' -. "Aku benar-benar haus ..." "'" "Jadi penis Anda" "---- === ASCII Penis Joke === Anda juga dapat menggunakan sinonim untuk penis seperti ayam atau ular dengan membuat seni ASCII tentang hal Contoh:.. 7mm MMMMM7MM? MMM + $ MMM MMMMD, M MMMMM M MMM MM MMM MMMMM MM OM MO MM MMN MMM MM, M MM, MM MMI MMM MM MMM MMM MM MM MM? M NM MM MM MM MM M MMM MM MMM M MM M NM MMM MM M MM 7 MM MMM MM M MMMMMM M MM MMM: MM M MMMMI7M MM MMM MM + MMM MM M MMMM = M + MM, MM MMM MMM + M 8M MMMMMM NM MMM MM MMM, MMMIMM ID MM MMMMM M M + NMM MMD MM MM M MM MMMM M MM MM NMM NMM MN MM M:? M MM M OM mmmmmmmmmmm,, MM M $ MI MM mmmmmmmmm MM ~ MM MM M M MM OM OMMMN MMM MMMMMZ M MM, MN MMMMMMM MMM = MM MM MM NMMMMMM DMMMMM MZ M NMMM MMM MM + MM MM MM ~ MMMMM MMMMM MM MM, M MMM MMM M ZMM MMM MM, M: MM MMMMMM MM MM MM M + M MM NMMMM M + M MM MMMM MM MMMM MMM MM 7MMM MM MM MO MM MM MM MM MM MM MM + MZ ZM MM MM M MM MM MM $ MM MM MMM, MM MM MM M M $ MM NM ~ M MI MMM MM MM MM MMM MMMM MM MM MMMM:?? MM IM M MM mmmmmmmmm, MMMMM M MMZ DMMO M MM + M $ MMM MM ZMMMMM M MMMMMMMM M $ M $ NM MMM:? MM M MMMM MD MM MM MMMZ M8 MM MMM MMMM M MM M OMMM8 M MM MMMMMMN + M 8M MMMMM, MMMMMMMM7 MM MM M ~ MM M MMN MM MMM MM + MM ~ 7mm MMM $ MMM8 MMMZ DMMM MMMM MN MMMMMN MMM7 MMMMMI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: MMM: MMMMD ~ MMMMMMMM MMMM $ MMMMMMM D: MMMM MO MMM DMMMMMMMMMMMO ~ MMMMMMMM 7MMMMMM MM MMN mmmmmmmmm 8MMMMMMMM MM MM MMMM ~ =, MMMMMM: MM MM 7mm MMM7: ~? Saya 8mm MM Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MM MMM + MMM, MM MMD MMM, MM MMMMMMM + MMM = ZMM MM NMMMMMI? + MMM M MMMM MMM MM MMMM MD8M MMM MMMMM MM MM MMMN MMZ M MMMMMMMMMM MMMM8 MM M, MM M $ MM MN MMMMMMMM MM M + MMM M MM DMM MZ MM MM MM MM $ NM MMMM = MILIKKU IS SO MUCH BESAR.. === Wang, dll === Ada sinonim berwarna-warni banyak penis Menambahkan mereka untuk membuat kalimat lucu sesuatu yang Sebenarnya , hanya mengatakan' mereka adalah lucu: Heheh, wang Seperti dalam Numberwang Aku tahu orang ini cina tua, dan dia selalu seperti, "Hello.... My name Wang." ===Pen15=== Haha, get it? It looks like penis. The pen-is mightier than the sword. At least mine is, lol! ==How to use a penis on your girlfriend== For smackin' her ass all the way back to the kitchen! ==How to use a penis on your boyfriend== [Cowboy] butsex butsex ===Penispenispenis=== Everything is funnier if you say it three times. DICKS DICKS DICKS. See also HeadOn (hehe, "Head"On, get it?) === Pen Island === Looks like penis land, see? ===Allusions and Innuendo=== It's always funny if you make normal things sound like you're talking about penis. :How's it hanging? :He cocked a questioning eyebrow. :Size doesn't matter. :"In Your Endo!" :"Would you like to see my penis?" ===Subtle references in poetry===
Away! away! for I will fly to thee,
Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,
But on the viewless wings of Poenis,
Though the dull brain perplexes and turds.
    -- John Keats
The purple-headed mountain,
The river running by,
The sunset and the morning,
That brightens up the sky.
 ;    -- Cecil Frances Alexander
"Willis, I didn't want you here to-day:
The lawyer's coming for the company.</span> Nama saya Wang "=== Pen15 === Haha., Mendapatkannya Sepertinya penis.? Pena-menjadi lebih ditakuti daripada pedang. Setidaknya saya adalah, lol! == Cara menggunakan penis pada pacar Anda == Untuk 'smackin nya keledai sepanjang perjalanan kembali ke dapur == Cara menggunakan penis pada pacar Anda! == [Cowboy] butsex butsex === Penispenispenis === Semuanya lucu jika Anda mengatakan itu tiga kali. dicks dicks dicks Lihat juga. Headon (hehe, "Kepala" Pada, mendapatkannya?) === Pen Pulau === Sepertinya tanah penis, lihat? === Sindiran dan [ [seksual Innuendo | Innuendo]] === Itu selalu lucu jika Anda membuat suara hal-hal
normal seperti Anda sedang berbicara tentang 'penis:. Bagaimana Menggantung: '? "Dia mengangkat sebelah alisnya mempertanyakan:.. Ukuran tidak masalah:" Dalam Endo Anda! ":"? Apakah Anda ingin melihat penis saya " === Halus referensi dalam puisi ===
Jauh pergi!! karena aku akan terbang kepadamu,
Tidak charioted oleh Bacchus dan pards nya,
Tapi di sayap buta dari Poenis,
Meskipun . membingungkan otak kusam dan kotoran
- John Keats </ blockquote>
Gunung ungu berkepala,
Sungai berjalan oleh,
sunset dan pagi,
Itu mencerahkan langit
, -. Cecil Frances Alexander </ blockquote>
"Willis, aku tidak ingin kau di sini untuk -hari:
Pengacara datang bagi perusahaan.</span>
I'm going to sell my soul, or, rather, feet.

aku akan menjual jiwaku, atau, lebih tepatnya, kaki.

Five hundred dollars for the pair, you know."
"With you the feet have nearly been the soul;
And if you're going to sell them to the devil,
I want to see you do it.

Lima ratus dolar untuk pasangan, Anda tahu "
" Dengan kaki Anda sudah hampir menjadi jiwa;
Dan jika Anda akan menjualnya kepada iblis,
Saya ingin melihat Anda melakukannya.
When's he coming?"
"I half suspect you knew, and came on purpose
To try to help me drive a better bargain."
"Well, if it's true!
Kapan dia datang "
" Aku setengah menduga Anda tahu, dan datang pada tujuan
Untuk mencoba untuk membantu saya mengendarai murah lebih baik?. "
" Nah, kalau itu benar!
Yours are no common feet. Anda tidak kaki yang umum.
The lawyer don't know what it is he's buying:
I'll give you a hint - it's my penis.

Pengacara tidak tahu apa itu membeli dia:
Saya akan memberikan petunjuk - itu penis saya.

You haven't run your forty orchids down.

Anda belum menjalankan anggrek empat puluh Anda ke bawah.

What does he think?--How are the blessed feet?

Apa yang dia pikirkan -? Bagaimana kaki diberkati?

The doctor's sure you're going to walk again?"
"He thinks I'll hobble.

yakin dokter itu Anda akan berjalan lagi? "
" Dia pikir aku akan pincang.
It's both legs and feet."
"They must be terrible--I mean to look at."
 ;    -- Robert Frost</blockquote> ===The Penis Game=== The object of this game is to see who can say the word penis loudest.
The game ends when one person gets too embarrassed to say the word louder than the other, ones head imploding from sheer wonder, or when the teacher comes by. You usually don't get in trouble, the teacher ends up looking at you funny or joining the game themselves. It can only be played in public, or else you and your "friend" will end up yelling penis at each other until you receive complaints from your neighbors and the police give you citations for being a noisy jerk. ===The Geek World=== Even geeks find penis jokes funny, but they have their own penis jokes that they make. The most common geek penis joke goes as follows: If the guy reading over your shoulder is now laughing, it is safe to assume he is a geek. A joke about his penis not existing is now appropriate. But only if his name is Raiden. Because the Patriots stole his penis. For more information, scroll up to the ASCII section ==What Do Penises and Video Games Have In Common!? Let's Find Out!==
Who thought that such remotely related subjects can actually share so much in common! ===Penis jokes and Garry Kasparov=== Garry Kasparov does not like penis jokes, and his security crew hates them even more. ==Penis jokes and women==
GeorgeWillyBush
George W Bush, demonstrating the penis joke to women. Women are not impressed by penis jokes, stupid fool. LOL PENIS & BUSH
In general, women do not find penis-related humor all that amusing (or they successfully manage to hide how much they really do enjoy it. No-one here knows, as none of them are female). Some are offended by it; others find it disgusting. Some females fear the male-member, but many others simply find it improper. This is a trend that is predominantly going out of style. After the falling out with Dr. Langer, Dr. Schlong was quoted as saying that a woman's reaction to a penis joke is a perfect way to evaluate her as a marriage possibility. Here is a simple test: :"While I was in Boston, I went to see a play at the Wang Theater." Schlong's conclusion: If she chuckles or laughs, marry her without delay. Or you can take it from an actual woman: We find your penis hilarious. ==In Conclusion== Penis jokes are the wittiest jokes one could make. Try to use them in conversation. It will garner respect and give everyone a good laugh. ==See Also== *Penis *Penispenispenis *Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis
Ini kedua kaki dan kaki "
" Mereka harus mengerikan - Maksudku untuk melihat "
,.. - Robert Frost </ blockquote> === The Penis Permainan === Tujuan permainan ini adalah untuk melihat siapa yang bisa mengatakan kata penis paling keras
Permainan berakhir ketika seseorang mendapat terlalu malu untuk mengucapkan kata keras daripada yang lain., yang Kepalanya meledak dari heran belaka, atau ketika guru datang dengan Anda biasanya. tidak mendapat masalah, guru berakhir melihat Anda lucu atau bergabung dengan permainan sendiri ini hanya bisa dimainkan di depan umum,. atau Anda dan "teman" Anda akan berakhir berteriak penis satu sama lain sampai Anda menerima keluhan dari tetangga dan polisi memberikan kutipan untuk menjadi brengsek berisik. === Dunia Geek === Bahkan Geeks menemukan Gurauan penis lucu, tetapi mereka memiliki lelucon penis mereka sendiri yang mereka buat. The lelucon penis paling umum pecandu berjalan sebagai berikut:... Jika orang membaca dari balik bahu Anda sekarang tertawa, adalah aman untuk mengasumsikan dia adalah seorang geek Sebuah lelucon tentang penisnya tidak ada sekarang sesuai Tapi hanya jika namanya adalah Raiden Karena Patriots mencuri penisnya Untuk informasi lebih lanjut, gulir ke atas ke bagian ASCII == Apa penis dan Video Games Memiliki Dalam Common!.? Mari Cari Tahu ==
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