Pearl Harbor
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Just a question: is it just a coincidence that Paris Hilton starts with the same letters as Pearl Harbour? -Ed
Pearl Harbor is the world's most beautiful harbour (the spelling making it a Canadian possession), mined for its abundance of pearls and coral. Pearls in Pearl Harbor (but sometimes they let Americans claim ownership) range from pea sized to that of whale excriment (which 9 out of 10 eskimoes agree is REALLY big). Pearl Harbor was founded by Lydia Liliuokalani, whom is affectionately referred to as the Mother of Pearl Harbor.
Due to frequent pearl harvesting, the harbor was designated as a natural wildlife preserve on December 7, 1941, "A day that we'll live in Italy." Tourists in the region abandoned the harbor in search of better locales where natural sea life could be exploited for personal gain. Such places included Little Italy, Italy. Some tourists moved to the coral reefs of Florida, but none have been heard from since.
In modern slang terminology, a Pearl Harbor is performed when a group of guys stand in front of a girl, and she makes a sort of "cup" with her- oh, nevermind. It's too vulgar to describe.
In addition, Pearl Harbor is an abysmal film starring several bad actors, a poorly written script, an excessively high budget, and not worth the $.50 you saw it for in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. In lamen's terms, it was an iceberg away from being a remake of Titanic. It remains one of the films that pissed off veterans to an amount exceeding expectations. Other films belonging to this illustrious category are Platoon, Paths of Glory, and Little Soldiers.
[edit] Bombing of Pearl Harbor
In 1941 America entered into World War 2 by bombing Pearl Harbor, which is located in china. The U.S.A dropped clones of Chuck Norris over sections of china where George W. Bush had thought there was weapons of ass destruction. In 2003 local drunken crackpot Willy Wonka declared he planned to attack the lollipop guild in pearl harbor that no longer exists since 1941.
The original President George Bush recognizes September 7 as the date of the bombing of Pearl Harbor. This is also known as "The Day the Music Died". (This is not to be confused with Buddy Holly's birthday, December 7, which is known as "A Day That Will Live in Infancy" thats tit dirt.)
The reason behind the bombing at Pearl Harbor was because PETA and GREENPEACE refused to lay off Japan's ass for eating Dolphin and whale, valuable resources SeaWorld had previously had their eye on. So in Retaliation, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor Hawaii, where IRONICALLY the majority of the population was japanese anyway.
[edit] Getting Them Back
As a result of the bombing of Hiroshima, all Asian people are forever retarded. LOL
