“Peanut butter? With jelly? You disgust me”
Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a very important time of day.
During this time, people tend to dance about while wearing yellow, although it is in no way a requirement. Most people choose not to dance, as it causes them to sweat, and eventually die. Peanut Butter Jelly Time related deaths have risen by 35% in the last year. This is mostly due to The Government's failure to give sufficient Health Warnings.
- "Riding that donkey" will only end in heartbreak. Don't worry, it was never good enough for you anyway.
- Slipping on other Peanut Butter Jelly Timers will often result in broken bones, or spinning comically for a few seconds before falling over and laughing and also radioactive sickness and explosive toxic waste coming out of your eras. *Being too energetic during Peanut Butter Jelly Time may cause the room to flash in an epilepsy inducing fashion. This ain't good.
- After going through Peanut Butter Jelly time once, the Peanut Butter Jelly Song may become lodged into your brain, repeating itself over and over. This will be easy to endure for a few seconds, but within a minute you will be murderous, and ready to kill any loved ones that happen to be passing.
- Peanut Butter Jelly is the weirdest idea for a flavor since Ham and Pineapple. You're not weird, are you?
- Dancing = Work. Work = Hard. Dancing = Hard. Hard = No fun what-so-freaken-ever..but no one likes to be soft?
- PBJT has been known to entertain people so much so that they lose all mental responsibility for their actions. As a result, PBJT will soon join diminished responsibility, provocation and suicide pact as genuine defenses to murder within the English legal system.
- Other random side effects form Peanut Butter Jelly Time may include an undesirable urge to kill polecats and taking over Mars. We advise that you avoid these undesirable side effects by eating sushi off a pink Barbie plate.
- PBJT Hating may occur. If this is a result, stop listening immediately, and go to a quiet corner. Failure to do so will result in raving madness, frothing at the mouth, and murderes thoughts.
As a Social Phenomenon
Peanut Butter Jelly Time has recently attained cult status, and is practised by thousands of people worldwide. Their spiritual leader is anonymous, but takes the name of 'Dancing Banana Man' for official functions. Like the Christian Pope, Dancing Banana Man is known for his attire, in this case a yellow suit.the crazy banana is wacky and awesome